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Old 11-23-2007, 07:46 AM   #1
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Black Friday's Joke

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
"I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."

"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.

"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."

"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.

"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"

"Go ahead, Billy."

"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."
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Old 11-23-2007, 07:58 AM   #2
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A class of third graders is studying the Vietnam war when Billy raises his hand.
"My uncle was in Vietnam and he got shot right in the asshole!"
The teracher says, "Billy, don't say 'asshole', say 'rectum'."
"Rectum? It fucking killed him!"
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:21 AM   #3
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Very funny. lol
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:22 AM   #4
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:22 AM   #5
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Ha. Liked them both.
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:24 AM   #6
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Hehe, keep them coming !!
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:25 AM   #7
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nice! i love jokes that have a play on words.
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:26 AM   #8
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A class of third graders is studying the Vietnam war when Billy raises his hand.
"My uncle was in Vietnam and he got shot right in the asshole!"
The teracher says, "Billy, don't say 'asshole', say 'rectum'."
"Rectum? It fucking killed him!"
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:11 AM   #9
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I love how its always "billy"
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Old 11-23-2007, 09:41 AM   #10
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Both rocked.
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Old 11-23-2007, 10:59 AM   #11
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Old 11-23-2007, 02:04 PM   #12
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lol!! thanks for the friday laughs.
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Old 11-23-2007, 03:18 PM   #13
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Old 11-23-2007, 04:45 PM   #14
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I love how its always "billy"
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Old 11-23-2007, 05:08 PM   #15
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Billy is so popular!
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