Black Friday's Joke
 

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
"I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."

"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.

"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."

"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.

"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"

"Go ahead, Billy."

"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."

A class of third graders is studying the Vietnam war when Billy raises his hand.
"My uncle was in Vietnam and he got shot right in the asshole!"
The teracher says, "Billy, don't say 'asshole', say 'rectum'."
"Rectum? It fucking killed him!"

Very funny. lol

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Ha. Liked them both.
Thanks

Hehe, keep them coming !! :thumbsup

nice! i love jokes that have a play on words. :)

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:1orglaugh I love how its always "billy"

Both rocked. :thumbsup

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lol!! thanks for the friday laughs. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Little Billy rocks. :1orglaugh

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Billy is so popular!:1orglaugh :thumbsup