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Compdoctor · 11-23-2007, 07:46 AM

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
"I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."

"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.

"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."

"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.

"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"

"Go ahead, Billy."

"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."

escorpio · 11-23-2007, 07:58 AM

A class of third graders is studying the Vietnam war when Billy raises his hand.
"My uncle was in Vietnam and he got shot right in the asshole!"
The teracher says, "Billy, don't say 'asshole', say 'rectum'."
"Rectum? It fucking killed him!"

tony286 · 11-23-2007, 08:21 AM

Very funny. lol

Shagbunny · 11-23-2007, 08:22 AM

pornguy · 11-23-2007, 08:22 AM

Ha. Liked them both.
Thanks

Scott McD · 11-23-2007, 08:24 AM

Hehe, keep them coming !!

TG Rebecca · 11-23-2007, 08:25 AM

nice! i love jokes that have a play on words.

BerdoR · 11-23-2007, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

A class of third graders is studying the Vietnam war when Billy raises his hand.
"My uncle was in Vietnam and he got shot right in the asshole!"
The teracher says, "Billy, don't say 'asshole', say 'rectum'."
"Rectum? It fucking killed him!"

gornyhuy · 11-23-2007, 09:11 AM

I love how its always "billy"

Loryn · 11-23-2007, 09:41 AM

Both rocked.

sniperwolf · 11-23-2007, 10:59 AM

carol.prime · 11-23-2007, 02:04 PM

lol!! thanks for the friday laughs.

D · 11-23-2007, 03:18 PM

Little Billy rocks.

Violetta · 11-23-2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

I love how its always "billy"

shekinah · 11-23-2007, 05:08 PM

Billy is so popular!

11-23-2007, 07:46 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Black Friday's Joke A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row. "I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating." "Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left. "I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating." "Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him. "Teacher, teacher! I got one!" "Go ahead, Billy." "My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

11-23-2007, 08:22 AM	#5
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11-23-2007, 09:11 AM	#9
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	I love how its always "billy" __________________ icq:159548293

11-23-2007, 07:58 AM	#2
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,133	A class of third graders is studying the Vietnam war when Billy raises his hand. "My uncle was in Vietnam and he got shot right in the asshole!" The teracher says, "Billy, don't say 'asshole', say 'rectum'." "Rectum? It fucking killed him!"

11-23-2007, 08:21 AM	#3
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Very funny. lol

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11-23-2007, 03:18 PM	#13
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	Little Billy rocks. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

11-23-2007, 05:08 PM	#15
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