Announcing a NEW adult Writing Service! - GoFuckYourself.com

rapmaster · 11-22-2007, 04:33 AM

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to let you know, we're starting a new service for the adult industry,

http://www.pimpofwords.com

let the Pimp of Words take care of your writing needs: blog posts, articles, reviews, and more!

We're a professional company (Delaware LLC), and we deal with clients in a professional manner. All writers are well educated and US based. If you're looking for a professional writing solution, look no further!

Walrus · 11-22-2007, 06:11 AM

How many words per blog post? Your site doesn't say.

Oracle Porn · 11-22-2007, 06:19 AM

prices? your site doesn't say that either.

Walrus · 11-22-2007, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

prices? your site doesn't say that either.

Under Services.

hateman · 11-22-2007, 06:28 AM

any samples?

P.S.
you site design is atrocious

rapmaster · 11-22-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by hateman

any samples?

P.S.
you site design is atrocious

I'm going to put up a samples section in the next day.

It's just a simple wordpress design, but if people start using the service I'll definitely jazz it up a bit.

baddog · 11-22-2007, 01:17 PM

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Rewriting bad text/ fixing translations

Might want to start with that and change it to "editing." JMHO, of course.

rapmaster · 11-22-2007, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Walrus

How many words per blog post? Your site doesn't say.

Standard is 150 words, I'll make this more clear in the pricing section at some point in the next day.

rapmaster · 11-22-2007, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Might want to start with that and change it to "editing." JMHO, of course.

lol point taken.

rapmaster · 11-23-2007, 05:03 AM

I've added a bit to the site, including an example blog post (more samples to come soon).

I'm pleased with the response we've gotten so far. We look forward to establishing strong relationships with our clients!

CaptainHowdy · 11-23-2007, 08:33 AM

Bumpo !

rapmaster · 11-24-2007, 07:36 AM

10% off on stories purchases... you can get some nice custom exclusive stories to spice up your members ares

Premium stuff here

Chariott · 11-24-2007, 08:29 AM

Nice service!

tony286 · 11-24-2007, 08:31 AM

congrats and best of luck.

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ADG

rapmaster · 11-24-2007, 03:31 PM

Oh yeah, we can also write (correctly formatted) feature length and short screenplays, just in case anyone's interested.

HorseShit · 11-24-2007, 04:12 PM

Your service sucks compared to what I am coming out with.

rapmaster · 11-26-2007, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

Your service sucks compared to what I am coming out with.

My customers have all been very satisfied. With the blog posts we generally write a few extras for free because that's what the customer wants.

Everything comes with complete licensing, you get to see preliminary samples... AND all of our writers are college educated (in the US).

And how about this - right now, 10% off on all jobs requested within one week of this post - just mention this thread!

We can write ANYTHING and we know how to stick to a deadline!

Let me know when your service comes out, we're getting so many orders that we may need to start outsourcing them! Just kidding though, we'd never outsource our work (because thats not what our customers want!)

Customer satisfaction is #1 with us - talk to us today and we'll do whatever it takes to make a loyal customer out of you. Stop dealing with sketchy individuals from the boards and use a real company!

Shagbunny · 11-26-2007, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rapmaster

Customer satisfaction is #1 with us - talk to us today and we'll do whatever it takes to make a loyal customer out of you. Stop dealing with sketchy individuals from the boards and use a real company!

Sales pitch 101

rapmaster · 11-26-2007, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Shagbunny

Sales pitch 101

Yeah it's a pitch - but I'm sure everyone here's been burned at least once in a bad deal with someone on the board. We're a professional alternative, and that is evidenced by the quality of our service.

pornask · 11-26-2007, 09:31 PM

sample on your site kicks ass. Good luck ;)

BUMP!

J. Falcon · 01-15-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask

sample on your site kicks ass. Good luck ;)

BUMP!

It's not good at all I agree.

J. Falcon · 01-18-2008, 11:52 AM

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Sample Blog Post

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Dude that is pathetic to say the least.

Sands · 01-18-2008, 01:31 PM

Best of luck to you and your crew. Churn out those words.

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11-22-2007, 04:33 AM	#1
rapmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,576	Announcing a NEW adult Writing Service! Hey everyone, Just wanted to let you know, we're starting a new service for the adult industry, http://www.pimpofwords.com let the Pimp of Words take care of your writing needs: blog posts, articles, reviews, and more! We're a professional company (Delaware LLC), and we deal with clients in a professional manner. All writers are well educated and US based. If you're looking for a professional writing solution, look no further! __________________ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIG_Sauer_P226

11-22-2007, 06:11 AM	#2
Walrus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA Posts: 2,150	How many words per blog post? Your site doesn't say.

11-22-2007, 06:28 AM	#5
hateman So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,623	any samples? P.S. you site design is atrocious

11-23-2007, 08:33 AM	#11
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,576	Bumpo !

11-24-2007, 08:31 AM	#14
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	congrats and best of luck.

11-24-2007, 03:31 PM	#16
rapmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,576	Oh yeah, we can also write (correctly formatted) feature length and short screenplays, just in case anyone's interested. __________________ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIG_Sauer_P226

11-24-2007, 04:12 PM	#17
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	Your service sucks compared to what I am coming out with.

11-26-2007, 09:31 PM	#21
pornask So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 253-233-241 Posts: 6,518	sample on your site kicks ass. Good luck ;) BUMP!

01-18-2008, 01:31 PM	#24
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Best of luck to you and your crew. Churn out those words.