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rapmaster 11-22-2007 04:33 AM

Announcing a NEW adult Writing Service!
 
Hey everyone,

Just wanted to let you know, we're starting a new service for the adult industry,

http://www.pimpofwords.com

let the Pimp of Words take care of your writing needs: blog posts, articles, reviews, and more!

We're a professional company (Delaware LLC), and we deal with clients in a professional manner. All writers are well educated and US based. If you're looking for a professional writing solution, look no further!


http://www.pimpofwords.com/images/banners/pow.jpg

Walrus 11-22-2007 06:11 AM

How many words per blog post? Your site doesn't say.

Oracle Porn 11-22-2007 06:19 AM

prices? your site doesn't say that either.

Walrus 11-22-2007 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 13406108)
prices? your site doesn't say that either.

Under Services.

hateman 11-22-2007 06:28 AM

any samples?

P.S.
you site design is atrocious

rapmaster 11-22-2007 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13406134)
any samples?

P.S.
you site design is atrocious

I'm going to put up a samples section in the next day.

It's just a simple wordpress design, but if people start using the service I'll definitely jazz it up a bit.

baddog 11-22-2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

Rewriting bad text/ fixing translations
Might want to start with that and change it to "editing." JMHO, of course.

rapmaster 11-22-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus (Post 13406095)
How many words per blog post? Your site doesn't say.

Standard is 150 words, I'll make this more clear in the pricing section at some point in the next day.

rapmaster 11-22-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13407291)
Might want to start with that and change it to "editing." JMHO, of course.

lol point taken.

rapmaster 11-23-2007 05:03 AM

I've added a bit to the site, including an example blog post (more samples to come soon).

I'm pleased with the response we've gotten so far. We look forward to establishing strong relationships with our clients!

CaptainHowdy 11-23-2007 08:33 AM

Bumpo !

rapmaster 11-24-2007 07:36 AM

10% off on stories purchases... you can get some nice custom exclusive stories to spice up your members ares

Premium stuff here

Chariott 11-24-2007 08:29 AM

Nice service!

tony286 11-24-2007 08:31 AM

congrats and best of luck.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-24-2007 08:36 AM

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ADG

rapmaster 11-24-2007 03:31 PM

Oh yeah, we can also write (correctly formatted) feature length and short screenplays, just in case anyone's interested.

HorseShit 11-24-2007 04:12 PM

Your service sucks compared to what I am coming out with.

rapmaster 11-26-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 13415081)
Your service sucks compared to what I am coming out with.

My customers have all been very satisfied. With the blog posts we generally write a few extras for free because that's what the customer wants.

Everything comes with complete licensing, you get to see preliminary samples... AND all of our writers are college educated (in the US).

And how about this - right now, 10% off on all jobs requested within one week of this post - just mention this thread!

We can write ANYTHING and we know how to stick to a deadline!

Let me know when your service comes out, we're getting so many orders that we may need to start outsourcing them! Just kidding though, we'd never outsource our work (because thats not what our customers want!)

Customer satisfaction is #1 with us - talk to us today and we'll do whatever it takes to make a loyal customer out of you. Stop dealing with sketchy individuals from the boards and use a real company!

Shagbunny 11-26-2007 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rapmaster (Post 13425419)
Customer satisfaction is #1 with us - talk to us today and we'll do whatever it takes to make a loyal customer out of you. Stop dealing with sketchy individuals from the boards and use a real company!

Sales pitch 101 :thumbsup

rapmaster 11-26-2007 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagbunny (Post 13425444)
Sales pitch 101 :thumbsup

Yeah it's a pitch - but I'm sure everyone here's been burned at least once in a bad deal with someone on the board. We're a professional alternative, and that is evidenced by the quality of our service.

pornask 11-26-2007 09:31 PM

sample on your site kicks ass. Good luck ;)

BUMP!

J. Falcon 01-15-2008 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13425506)
sample on your site kicks ass. Good luck ;)

BUMP!

It's not good at all I agree.

J. Falcon 01-18-2008 11:52 AM

Quote:

Sample Blog Post

Every day I review a ton of hot babes, but Sandra really caught my attention. This babe looks like a girl next door, she?s the last girl you?d expect to see naked on the internet. Well get ready for a surprise, because this sexy chick does more than just get naked ? she gives a blowjob like a pro and begs to get pounded like a little ho. It?s not that she?s a perfect ten (although I think she is) that makes her so attractive - it?s that dirty look in her eye that could get any guy to give up his entire paycheck just for a quickie. Let?s make a compromise here: you can?t actually fuck Sandra, but you can see her get pounded by a stud and beg for a cumshot. Click here and you can see sweet sexy Sandra get down and dirty!

Dude that is pathetic to say the least.

Sands 01-18-2008 01:31 PM

Best of luck to you and your crew. Churn out those words. :winkwink:


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