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when you find a spider in your house: do you kill it...
or are you one of those catch&release types?
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it be dead.... however if it's in a part of the basement or attic that I don't go to, or it's outside.... it's free to keep on killing all the other bugs as much as it wants.
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Spiders are so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kill'em all
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I second that
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Depends... if its small, and just hangs out in a corner that I dont see often I'll leave em be. They get rid of any other bugs that happen by:P
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spiders freak me out... and bugs, so yeap..i kind of kill them...
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No thats just plain nasty squishing spiders(almost as bad as the cat one) I usualy pick them up and put them out side as we dont really have poisonous spiders over here.
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Vaccuum cleaner
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I have a corner in my room that they are allowed to exist. I give them the chance to survive by moving them into that corner if I find them. The second time I meet that spider I will kill it.
It's a very interesting corner as there are, at any given moment, about 5 or 6 spiders up there, and they sometimes fight for the space. Survival of the fittest!
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Hell yeah! But there one I'd rather shoot from a distance: The brown-recluse-spider. That's one mean mo fo!
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Let the spider go outside,
burn down filthy spider infested house, and rebuild from scratch.. |
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Let the spider go outside,
burn down filthy spider infested house, and rebuild from scratch.. |
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if in the basement i will leave smaller ones to eat any other bugs they may find. otherwise I try to catch and let them outside.
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death to all spiders
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I go out of my way to kill any spider i see.
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Not only do I have the house sprayed, but on the rare occasion I find one in or outside the house it is squashed. I have a son, and dont want him to get bit.
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I kill it, off course..
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I've watched them and I truly believe that they are quite intelligent... some species much more than others.
I always catch and release.
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The bigger it is the more likely I am to kill it.
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![]() Further to: the notion of "letting them be so they can continue on killing other bugs in the house".... here's a tip --- put out a few of those sticky mouse trap boards (the ones that cost like .99 cents apiece in hardware stores). Hide them in out of the way places in the basement, behind the bathroom sink, etc, and any bugs in the house that your vacuum doesn't get will be drawn to it, get stuck and die. Toss 'em and replace them every few months.
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I like them and won't kill them.
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i grab it and pull for foreskin open real wide, put it in there and let it crawl around a little bit before i close my forskin, crush it and then continue to masterbate.
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I hate spiders. Escpecially the big mofo's. So we kill em' all...
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big ones I use the shop vac, others I just grab some paper towels and kill it
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A little of both... My gf wants me to kill it AND flush it. Just to be sure lol
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if its a small one ill let it be usually, if its a big wolf type spider that fucker gonna die.
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Depends on the size.
Thankfully, only once in my lifetime have I had a spider in my house that was big enough to move from the release method to the kill method. Years and years ago, when I was with the manchild's father bit still pre-manchild, we lived in a house out in the country. It was a very wooded area. One Saturday, he was at work, and I was cleaning house. I moved the curtains in our bedroom aside, planning to dust out the window sill, and I freaked. There was this HUGE fucking spider in the window. I mean HUGE. Like saucer-sized huge. There was no way I was dealing with it, and it was hours before he was due home. So I called the neighbor guy up the road. I could hear the chuckle in his voice as he agreed to come take care of it. I could tell he was thinking he was not going to let me live this down, and he was going to be a big he-man who rescued me from a spider. That was until he got there a few minutes later and looked at the fucking thing. It's leg span was bigger than his hand. His face got pale. ~lol~ I will give him credit for getting rid of it though, it was more than I could have done. I can't remember the name of it...it was some type of woods spider that is harmless, but freaky looking as hell.
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defends on the kind of spiders.. if its fucking dangerous then of course i would fucking kill it
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you see a spider, it oft leaves a mark in your memory, no? Unless it's a very little spider in which it quickly gets eaten by the gladiators in the corner.
my system fucking works. and these spiders know exactly what's up too, or if they don't get it quickly and set up a solid defense, they die before they can produce retarded arachnid offspring. the ones that do survive get fat off the winged insects that don't know where to go when I finally shut off my laptop monitor.
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spiders are beautiful creatures. I would not want to live in a house that has none. It's a bad sign. Spiders in a house means it's a healthy household. There would be none if the house was infested with germs or geopatogenic zones. Spiders for the win.
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I kill it.
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I kill the fuckers!
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tag and release
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Even though I hate spiders I catch and release them.
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I kill them.
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It would be easier to use a quick squirt of diff coloured spray paint you will never forgert which is which then
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i'll let them hang around...won't kill it
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I kill them maybe 20% of the time, usually when someone asks me to. The rest of the time I leave them hanging around because they will eat bugs if there is any.
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I figure, they do what they do and take care of whatever bugs may be around, but if they slip up and let me see them, they're dead.
They all know the score, so they usually respect the rules.
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I catch it and keep it in a cage
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Catch & Release.
Unless, of course, it's a deadly/poisonous variety... in which case I kill the thing and incinerate the carcass. We spray the living space annually, though, with that Ortho Home Defense max stuff... so we rarely see any crawlers of any sort inside the bounds of the living space.
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I try not to... unless they're on my bedroom.
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catch and release here
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I let the little thing go. Spiders are an integral part of the eco system.
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Only when it's a tarantula, and then I make someone else kill it.
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