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halfpint · 11-20-2007, 08:31 AM

Wow my misses let out the most horendous fart this moring while we were lying in bed. It was truly discusting I really thought we were having an earth quake or something as I was still half a sleep It actully made me jump. In all the twenty years we have been together this has got to be the worse one she has ever done. I think when a woman farts its nasty and un woman like, I have to put up with snorring and now this!!...could be terms for a seperation on the grounds of her being a health hazard to me.

Scott McD · 11-20-2007, 08:42 AM

That's why some women go to the bathroom to fart.

It's because they are actually toxic...

fris · 11-20-2007, 08:43 AM

womens farts can stop a truck

halfpint · 11-20-2007, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

That's why some women go to the bathroom to fart.

It's because they are actually toxic...

The funny thing was it dident actually smell ..It was just the sound that it made, that disturbed me..

gornyhuy · 11-20-2007, 08:49 AM

My wife and I have a no-farting policy.

halfpint · 11-20-2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

My wife and I have a no-farting policy.

Thats a good policy but how to you enforce it when your wife dosent take a blind bit of notice about anything you say

ShellyCrash · 11-20-2007, 09:35 AM

Fight fire with fire, give her a dutch oven next time

Miguel T · 11-20-2007, 09:39 AM

I simply run!

SomeCreep · 11-20-2007, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

Wow my misses let out the most horendous fart this moring while we were lying in bed. It was truly discusting I really thought we were having an earth quake or something as I was still half a sleep It actully made me jump. In all the twenty years we have been together this has got to be the worse one she has ever done. I think when a woman farts its nasty and un woman like, I have to put up with snorring and now this!!...could be terms for a seperation on the grounds of her being a health hazard to me.

Thanks for sharing.

halfpint · 11-20-2007, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Thanks for sharing.

Just thought I would let the younger ones of the board know what they are gonna have to go through once they get hitched..

CaptainHowdy · 11-20-2007, 09:54 AM

Girls have a way that you'll never hear then fart in their lifetime...

florin · 11-20-2007, 09:57 AM

You´ve been together for 20 years, you say. You shouldn´t let a smelly fart come between you two, he,he,he...

CyberHustler · 11-20-2007, 09:59 AM

Me and my wife have fart contests...

halfpint · 11-20-2007, 10:11 AM

Holy crap I just had a telling off from my misses..she read this thread and said we have been together for 22 years and not 20..lol

hateman · 11-20-2007, 10:41 AM

women are fucking disgusting!

SPACE GLIDER · 11-20-2007, 10:44 AM

The looks on their faces are priceless.

KILL_FRENZY · 11-20-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris

womens farts can stop a truck

indeed

Sosa · 11-20-2007, 11:10 AM

female farts are terrible.

justFred · 11-20-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Holy crap I just had a telling off from my misses..she read this thread and said we have been together for 22 years and not 20..lol

halfpint · 11-20-2007, 11:13 AM

You know thinking back to it maybe it was a fanny fart because it did not smell and If I ask her she would never admit to it any way so I will just asume it was from her bum.

tranza · 11-20-2007, 11:29 AM

That's no good..

CamZ · 11-20-2007, 11:32 AM

LOL What can I say , or asses stink

Shagbunny · 11-20-2007, 11:35 AM

women need to fart too ya know, even if its in a creepy, contaminated way

DjiXas · 11-20-2007, 12:29 PM

If it didn't smelled, the it could be just an air from her pussy (if you had sex that night). Don't panic. lol

halfpint · 11-20-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DjiXas

If it didn't smelled, the it could be just an air from her pussy (if you had sex that night). Don't panic. lol

lol thats the thing we dident have sex, infact we hardley ever have sex any more now come to think of it

frostyimpressions · 11-20-2007, 12:38 PM

When I used to fart for the first time in front of my Boyfriend, he thought it was cute. When I kept doing it non stop he would always get mad at me. Now I don't do it as frequently.

firecracker · 11-20-2007, 01:00 PM

What? and MEN don't fart? I think as women we can be silent or even dainty, dare I say about it, men on the other hand are ether LOUD or odorous. Hmmm? Besides, no one plans on the outcome of a body noise or function. Incense or earplugs anyone? (SMILES WIDE)

RevengeBucks_Monica · 11-20-2007, 01:20 PM

WHAT THE HELL!? We don't fart.

Violetta · 11-20-2007, 01:30 PM

haha... funny. But get over it... It's pretty natural

L-Pink · 11-20-2007, 01:35 PM

At least she didn't say "it's talking to you daddy"

Shagbunny · 11-20-2007, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RevengeBucks_Monica

WHAT THE HELL!? We don't fart.

i concur

carol.prime · 11-20-2007, 03:08 PM

farting is a shame for us. you know girls need to take care of their poise and their smell.

shekinah · 11-20-2007, 04:01 PM

and men don't fart? what if the girl hear guys fart? Do they intend to look the other way and pretend that they don't smell and hear anything? it's just not fair I think..

munki · 11-20-2007, 04:02 PM

Girls don't fart.

ProjectNaked · 11-20-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

Girls don't fart.

I believe it is "girls don't poop"

Brother Bilo · 11-20-2007, 05:23 PM

it doesn't bother me. I think genetically, I'm pre-determined to think farts are funny until I die, because a good rip still makes my dad laugh. So I could care less who's tearing it up, the shit just makes me laugh.

PornMogul · 11-20-2007, 05:25 PM

I thought womens farts were supposed to smell like roses

Shagbunny · 11-20-2007, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

I believe it is "girls don't poop"

of course not!

ridikuloz · 11-20-2007, 05:27 PM

pics?
8char

munki · 11-20-2007, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

I believe it is "girls don't poop"

That to...

Spunky · 11-20-2007, 05:29 PM

I would dump her

rowan · 11-20-2007, 05:44 PM

I have this little theory that chicks let out rippers when they're asleep because they're so busy holding them in when they're awake.

PS: my 2 year old daughter thinks daddy's farts are funny, there's hope for her yet

carol.prime · 11-20-2007, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

My wife and I have a no-farting policy.

That's good but, what if you can't take it anymore? OMG, that will really really suck!

tony286 · 11-20-2007, 07:56 PM

When you have a old dog that is a rancid fart machine,you dont catch the other ones.

V_RocKs · 11-20-2007, 08:13 PM

I pull the covers over her head and let her smell it.

carol.prime · 11-20-2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I pull the covers over her head and let her smell it.

oh my, what a freakin' smell! i bet she's loving it!

everestcash · 11-21-2007, 02:19 PM

my bf keeps on bugging me to fart in front of him... obviously i refuse!
i think there's a wrong way to look at intimacy in a relationship, and no side should ever suffer such discomforts!

halfpint · 11-21-2007, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by everestcash

my bf keeps on bugging me to fart in front of him... obviously i refuse!
i think there's a wrong way to look at intimacy in a relationship, and no side should ever suffer such discomforts!

I dont even have to ask I just get blasted

SPACE GLIDER · 11-25-2007, 12:57 AM

What happens to babies that makes their farts go from "I don't smell anything" to "Get this little fucker out of my house!"?

Marshal · 11-25-2007, 02:10 AM

this means there are no love left between two of you...

11-20-2007, 08:31 AM	#1
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	When Girls Fart Wow my misses let out the most horendous fart this moring while we were lying in bed. It was truly discusting I really thought we were having an earth quake or something as I was still half a sleep It actully made me jump. In all the twenty years we have been together this has got to be the worse one she has ever done. I think when a woman farts its nasty and un woman like, I have to put up with snorring and now this!!...could be terms for a seperation on the grounds of her being a health hazard to me. __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net

11-20-2007, 08:42 AM	#2
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11-20-2007, 08:43 AM	#3
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11-20-2007, 08:49 AM	#5
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11-20-2007, 09:59 AM	#13
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11-20-2007, 10:11 AM	#14
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	Holy crap I just had a telling off from my misses..she read this thread and said we have been together for 22 years and not 20..lol __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net

11-20-2007, 10:41 AM	#15
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11-20-2007, 11:10 AM	#18
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11-20-2007, 11:13 AM	#20
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	You know thinking back to it maybe it was a fanny fart because it did not smell and If I ask her she would never admit to it any way so I will just asume it was from her bum. __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net

11-20-2007, 11:29 AM	#21
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11-20-2007, 11:32 AM	#22
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11-20-2007, 11:35 AM	#23
Shagbunny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: wut Posts: 3,028	women need to fart too ya know, even if its in a creepy, contaminated way

11-20-2007, 12:29 PM	#24
DjiXas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,108	If it didn't smelled, the it could be just an air from her pussy (if you had sex that night). Don't panic. lol

11-20-2007, 12:38 PM	#26
frostyimpressions Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 918	When I used to fart for the first time in front of my Boyfriend, he thought it was cute. When I kept doing it non stop he would always get mad at me. Now I don't do it as frequently. __________________ Lisa

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11-20-2007, 01:35 PM	#30
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11-20-2007, 05:23 PM	#36
Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	it doesn't bother me. I think genetically, I'm pre-determined to think farts are funny until I die, because a good rip still makes my dad laugh. So I could care less who's tearing it up, the shit just makes me laugh. __________________

11-20-2007, 05:25 PM	#37
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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I have this little theory that chicks let out rippers when they're asleep because they're so busy holding them in when they're awake. PS: my 2 year old daughter thinks daddy's farts are funny, there's hope for her yet

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11-25-2007, 12:57 AM	#49
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