Originally Posted by halfpint

Wow my misses let out the most horendous fart this moring while we were lying in bed. It was truly discusting I really thought we were having an earth quake or something as I was still half a sleep It actully made me jump. In all the twenty years we have been together this has got to be the worse one she has ever done. I think when a woman farts its nasty and un woman like, I have to put up with snorring and now this!!...could be terms for a seperation on the grounds of her being a health hazard to me.