When Girls Fart
 

Wow my misses let out the most horendous fart this moring while we were lying in bed. It was truly discusting I really thought we were having an earth quake or something as I was still half a sleep It actully made me jump. In all the twenty years we have been together this has got to be the worse one she has ever done. I think when a woman farts its nasty and un woman like, I have to put up with snorring and now this!!...could be terms for a seperation on the grounds of her being a health hazard to me.

That's why some women go to the bathroom to fart.

It's because they are actually toxic...

womens farts can stop a truck

The funny thing was it dident actually smell ..It was just the sound that it made, that disturbed me..

My wife and I have a no-farting policy.

Thats a good policy but how to you enforce it when your wife dosent take a blind bit of notice about anything you say

Fight fire with fire, give her a dutch oven next time :winkwink:

I simply run!

Thanks for sharing.

Just thought I would let the younger ones of the board know what they are gonna have to go through once they get hitched..:winkwink:

Girls have a way that you'll never hear then fart in their lifetime...

You´ve been together for 20 years, you say. You shouldn´t let a smelly fart come between you two, he,he,he... :1orglaugh

Holy crap I just had a telling off from my misses..she read this thread and said we have been together for 22 years and not 20..lol

women are fucking disgusting!

The looks on their faces are priceless.

indeed :warning

female farts are terrible.

:1orglaugh

You know thinking back to it maybe it was a fanny fart because it did not smell and If I ask her she would never admit to it any way so I will just asume it was from her bum.

That's no good..

LOL What can I say , or asses stink:321GFY

women need to fart too ya know, even if its in a creepy, contaminated way

If it didn't smelled, the it could be just an air from her pussy (if you had sex that night). Don't panic. lol

lol thats the thing we dident have sex, infact we hardley ever have sex any more now come to think of it :1orglaugh

When I used to fart for the first time in front of my Boyfriend, he thought it was cute. When I kept doing it non stop he would always get mad at me. Now I don't do it as frequently.

What? and MEN don't fart? I think as women we can be silent or even dainty, dare I say about it, men on the other hand are ether LOUD or odorous. Hmmm? Besides, no one plans on the outcome of a body noise or function. Incense or earplugs anyone? (SMILES WIDE)

WHAT THE HELL!? We don't fart.

haha... funny. But get over it... It's pretty natural

At least she didn't say "it's talking to you daddy" :1orglaugh

i concur :upsidedow

farting is a shame for us. you know girls need to take care of their poise and their smell.

and men don't fart? what if the girl hear guys fart? Do they intend to look the other way and pretend that they don't smell and hear anything? it's just not fair I think..

Girls don't fart.

I believe it is "girls don't poop" :)

it doesn't bother me. I think genetically, I'm pre-determined to think farts are funny until I die, because a good rip still makes my dad laugh. So I could care less who's tearing it up, the shit just makes me laugh.

I thought womens farts were supposed to smell like roses

of course not!

pics?
8char

That to...

I would dump her

I have this little theory that chicks let out rippers when they're asleep because they're so busy holding them in when they're awake. :1orglaugh

PS: my 2 year old daughter thinks daddy's farts are funny, there's hope for her yet

That's good but, what if you can't take it anymore? OMG, that will really really suck! :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

When you have a old dog that is a rancid fart machine,you dont catch the other ones.

I pull the covers over her head and let her smell it.

oh my, what a freakin' smell! i bet she's loving it! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

my bf keeps on bugging me to fart in front of him... obviously i refuse!
i think there's a wrong way to look at intimacy in a relationship, and no side should ever suffer such discomforts!

I dont even have to ask I just get blasted:(

What happens to babies that makes their farts go from "I don't smell anything" to "Get this little fucker out of my house!"?

this means there are no love left between two of you...