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CuriousToyBoy · 11-19-2007, 03:19 AM

Are just about to begin.

Z arrived back with John fresh from Webmaster Access and ready to wrangle some roo's and wrestle some crocs.

Crikey !

aico · 11-19-2007, 03:23 AM

do you have a Dunk?

CuriousToyBoy · 11-19-2007, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

do you have a Dunk?

wtf ?

Zorgman · 11-19-2007, 05:25 AM

Curious, your making everyone think all Australians live in the outback and dress like crok dundee... City life for me, havent see a roo in about 5 years.

CuriousToyBoy · 11-19-2007, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Zorgman

Curious, your making everyone think all Australians live in the outback and dress like crok dundee... City life for me, havent see a roo in about 5 years.

As a fellow Aussie I would have figured you would have smelt the sarcasm coming in ....

fuzebox · 11-19-2007, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Zorgman

Curious, your making everyone think all Australians live in the outback and dress like crok dundee... City life for me, havent see a roo in about 5 years.

There's cities in australia?

Or is that like what you call it when a couple of road trains stop to refuel and trade wombat skins?

Zorgman · 11-19-2007, 09:41 AM

I dont know, you might have been telling the truth as their are tours to see roo's and crocs. :D

CuriousToyBoy · 11-19-2007, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

There's cities in australia?

Or is that like what you call it when a couple of road trains stop to refuel and trade wombat skins?

No Rob, they are TOWNS.

Cities are bigger -they usually have tent encampments also by the local billabong for the platypus farmers.

CuriousToyBoy · 11-19-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Zorgman

I dont know, you might have been telling the truth as their are tours to see roo's and crocs. :D

Z lives in Panama.... big crocs are not the 3rd wonder of the world.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and herd the Wallabies for their morning milking.

brand0n · 11-19-2007, 03:04 PM

lol have fun guys

aico · 11-19-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

wtf ?

oops I mean Donk

Nugget: I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Frank: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Frank: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.

CuriousToyBoy · 11-19-2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

oops I mean Donk

Nugget: I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
Frank: You shoulda brought a gun instead of a beer.
Nugget: Nah. I don't need one. I got a Donk.
Frank: Got a what?
Donk: Donk.

You've still lost me.

aico · 11-19-2007, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

You've still lost me.

lol, it's from Crocodile Dundee, Donk is a big toothless guy who knocks people out.

Zuzana Designs · 11-19-2007, 10:37 PM

I'm lost

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

lol, it's from Crocodile Dundee, Donk is a big toothless guy who knocks people out.

I just had to have Z fucking explain that to me.

Crocodile Dundee is like Fosters and Outback Steakhouse.

Inane crap we feed the rest of the World.

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I'm lost

I'll come looking for you beautiful.

Z · 11-20-2007, 06:48 AM

I'm having a blast down here. Australia has been great thus far and Brisbane specifically is gorgeous.

The LionDollars team is indispensable as I embark to dive the Great Barrier Reef, surf the Gold Coast and hopefully, find some other uniquely Aussie things to do. These guys are as awesome to get out and play with as they are to work with.

Anybody have some ideas?

fuzebox · 11-20-2007, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Z

Anybody have some ideas?

Have you tried the barbecued shrimp yet?

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Have you tried the barbecued shrimp yet?

See Croc Dundee, Outback, Fosters et al ref above Rob ...

pr0 · 11-20-2007, 10:50 AM

tellem to bring me back a nice Australian girl, who can whip up a mean dinner, preferably a virgin

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

tellem to bring me back a nice Australian girl, who can whip up a mean dinner, preferably a virgin

Brock !

We found one !

She is really nicehas an awesome personality, really big tits, she is Australian and she is a gourmet cook !

AND SHE IS A CERTIFIED VIRGIN !!!

Unfortunately she has no teeth, weighs 350 lbs and is 4'2" tall and only has one leg.

You can have her when Z is finished with her.

»Rob Content« · 11-20-2007, 03:54 PM

So wait you don't make phone calls with a rope, a rock, a piece of leather and spinning it around?

PornMogul · 11-20-2007, 03:54 PM

Hey when do I get my trip "Down Under"? Ive always wanted to see Australia.

OzMan · 11-20-2007, 03:59 PM

CTB ya forgot the pic

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by VG.Content

So wait you don't make phone calls with a rope, a rock, a piece of leather and spinning it around?

We graduated to tin cans and string in the late 90's dude.

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMogul

Hey when do I get my trip "Down Under"? Ive always wanted to see Australia.

Really? You always wanted to see Australia ?

Here ya go

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

CTB ya forgot the pic

That's her sister. Gotta love Magda.

PornMogul · 11-20-2007, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Really? You always wanted to see Australia ?

Here ya go

HAR-DEE-HAR-HAR

fuzebox · 11-20-2007, 04:39 PM

I've always wanted to see Australia, if only for the cheap Fosters, but goddamn what a long flight

Maybe next year if I can bundle it with visits to other interesting nearby countries.

Gianna_CECash · 11-20-2007, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Are just about to begin.

Z arrived back with John fresh from Webmaster Access and ready to wrangle some roo's and wrestle some crocs.

Crikey !

Sounds like good times!!! Have fun in Aussie

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I've always wanted to see Australia, if only for the cheap Fosters, but goddamn what a long flight

Maybe next year if I can bundle it with visits to other interesting nearby countries.

Love to have you down here anytime mate.

The milkshakes here are REALLY worth the sore guts afterwards.

CarlosTheGaucho · 11-20-2007, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Z

I'm having a blast down here. Australia has been great thus far and Brisbane specifically is gorgeous.

The LionDollars team is indispensable as I embark to dive the Great Barrier Reef, surf the Gold Coast and hopefully, find some other uniquely Aussie things to do. These guys are as awesome to get out and play with as they are to work with.

Anybody have some ideas?

Yes, go have a drink my grandfather's brother -

I wonder where he lives now - I guess Melbourne. He has a great drinking capacity and is ussually hangin out in some bar (like some veterans from Korea club)

He immigrated ages ago and used to send us the "western" vinyl records from there, once he was back in Valachia (the wild place I come from) I remember he had an incredible Aussie accent while trying to speak the native language.

I would still love to visit him one day, hope I am gonna make it before he drinks his last shot..

pr0 · 11-20-2007, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Brock !

We found one !

She is really nicehas an awesome personality, really big tits, she is Australian and she is a gourmet cook !

AND SHE IS A CERTIFIED VIRGIN !!!

Unfortunately she has no teeth, weighs 350 lbs and is 4'2" tall and only has one leg.

You can have her when Z is finished with her.

why am i always getting z's sloppy 2nds....I'm having flashbacks of charlotte

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

why am i always getting z's sloppy 2nds....I'm having flashbacks of charlotte

With what Z's packing down south any seconds would hardly be sloppy.

More like saving you the effort of foreplay big boy.

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Yes, go have a drink my grandfather's brother -

I wonder where he lives now - I guess Melbourne. He has a great drinking capacity and is ussually hangin out in some bar (like some veterans from Korea club)

He immigrated ages ago and used to send us the "western" vinyl records from there, once he was back in Valachia (the wild place I come from) I remember he had an incredible Aussie accent while trying to speak the native language.

I would still love to visit him one day, hope I am gonna make it before he drinks his last shot..

Dayum dude, lay off the Absinthe already ;-)

That was an incredibly almost sad post in what was generally a BS fun thread.

Having said that, I hope you get to have a drink with him befor he kicks it as well...

Grandfathers brother... is that a Great Uncle ?

CarlosTheGaucho · 11-20-2007, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Dayum dude, lay off the Absinthe already ;-)

That was an incredibly almost sad post in what was generally a BS fun thread.

Having said that, I hope you get to have a drink with him befor he kicks it as well...

Grandfathers brother... is that a Great Uncle ?

Well NO absinthe for me since I spent a weekend with an old mate of mine from college..

first night from 7 PM till 7 AM and then a follow up from 10 PM till 8:30 AM ..

LOTS of classic rock LOTS of drinks and LOTS to talk about..

The most senseless drunk bullshit we invented was actually at 6 AM sunday when we watched an old Ritchie Blackmore solo video..

While his solo turned into a mix of hardly definable squeeking sounds, the only way to get such sounds according to Hans would be to

1) fill a box with small mammals

(like cats / anything that meows or roars)

2) put a microphone in

3) kick it..

and the term "Box of small mammals" was invented..

I guess it's just too insane

CuriousToyBoy · 11-20-2007, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Well NO absinthe for me since I spent a weekend with an old mate of mine from college..

first night from 7 PM till 7 AM and then a follow up from 10 PM till 8:30 AM ..

LOTS of classic rock LOTS of drinks and LOTS to talk about..

The most senseless drunk bullshit we invented was actually at 6 AM sunday when we watched an old Ritchie Blackmore solo video..

While his solo turned into a mix of hardly definable squeeking sounds, the only way to get such sounds according to Hans would be to

1) fill a box with small mammals

(like cats / anything that meows or roars)

2) put a microphone in

3) kick it..

and the term "Box of small mammals" was invented..

I guess it's just too insane

I still think you are drinking Absinthe.

He he

CuriousToyBoy · 11-21-2007, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I've always wanted to see Australia, if only for the cheap Fosters.

Remember that we don't drink that cats piss here in Oz - we sell it to the rest of the World.

Love marketing.

Z · 12-04-2007, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I've always wanted to see Australia, if only for the cheap Fosters, but goddamn what a long flight

Maybe next year if I can bundle it with visits to other interesting nearby countries.

Bro, it's worth the flights...and then some!

BETTER surfing than Costa Rica, better weather and LIGHT YEARS better women.

Z · 12-04-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

why am i always getting z's sloppy 2nds....I'm having flashbacks of charlotte

Ya...but, well, she was...ok...ya, you're right.

jmk · 12-04-2007, 06:45 PM

Oh my

CuriousToyBoy · 12-04-2007, 07:46 PM

Z has moved off women and is now stalking our tech guys in the office ...

Jake is actually REALLY liking the attention WAY too much.

;-)

porsche · 12-04-2007, 07:55 PM

Hope your having a great time! I wanted to stay home at sunbake at the beach, but i had to come to work! pooo

you should go down to Cabarita beach, just past the G/C, if you like surfing. its the best down there! perfect!

Z · 12-04-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Z has moved off women and is now stalking our tech guys in the office ...

Jake is actually REALLY liking the attention WAY too much.

;-)

Jake was coming on to me, as is obvious in the picture. He's a long fingernailed, classical guitar playing genius with intimacy issues. Exactly my kind of man/victim.

As everyone knows, it's not sexual harassment if they say thank you afterwards.

CuriousToyBoy · 12-04-2007, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Z

Jake was coming on to me, as is obvious in the picture. He's a long fingernailed, classical guitar playing genius with intimacy issues. Exactly my kind of man/victim.

As everyone knows, it's not sexual harassment if they say thank you afterwards.

Z...

What he said was "THANK YOU .. god that is over"

Z · 12-04-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by porsche

Hope your having a great time! I wanted to stay home at sunbake at the beach, but i had to come to work! pooo

you should go down to Cabarita beach, just past the G/C, if you like surfing. its the best down there! perfect!

Blow off work for a night or two and come to Brisbane. We'll hit the city and party like it's December 5th.

I hit the Gold Coast last weekend and surfed Rainbow Bay/Snapper and Coolangatta after stops through Surfer's Paradise and Burleighs. Amazing breaks, looong rides and beautiful tubes. 5' - 7' overhead, all sand breaks with strong, but gentle surf.

This country is amazing!

DaddyHalbucks · 12-04-2007, 10:20 PM

Glad you are having fun, Mate!

madfuck · 12-04-2007, 10:26 PM

WTF, ok whtevr i guess...idk

Z · 12-04-2007, 11:25 PM

Last night, I got the chance to do dinner with Lindsay and his family. It makes ALL the sense in the world now how ToyBoy became the man he is. He's got an incredible family, one of the sweetest Moms I've ever known, a hilarious Dad and when the chronology of teenage Lindsay lays out, it's VERY visible where everything went...right.

Ain't this cute? Lindsay and Mel kissing in his Mom's dining room.

All my deepest thanks to my friend Lindsay for the invite to his boyhood home and many compliments again to the AWESOME traditional Australian dinner piled high with corned beef and gravy, tons of veggies, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes and XXXX Beer, which is a hell of a lot better than Fosters.

That monstrosity of a dinner was followed closely by the most incredible dessert I've ever had...PAVLOVA (and lots of chocolates not shown here).

Pavlova is a meringue cake topped with this delicious layer of sweet, light cream and fruit with a bottom crust made entirely of sugar and more sugar. It's light, sweet and heavenly. I can't imagine why we don't have this in the states, but I'm going to export it to Panama as soon as possible.

Thanks again to my mate Lindsay, his lady Mel and his family. If y'all get a chance to come down under, consider yourself lucky if you get invited home to meet Lindsay’s peeps.

Z · 12-04-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Glad you are having fun, Mate!

I am having fun down here, to say the least.

By the way, the estimate on completion of your white label is tomorrow AM. So you'll be having fun making some big $$$ on your new escort white label soon!

If you don't have an escort white label and you've got quality traffic, WTF are you waiting on?!?!?!

<Shameless biz plug in a personal thread>

11-19-2007, 03:19 AM	#1
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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	I'm having a blast down here. Australia has been great thus far and Brisbane specifically is gorgeous. The LionDollars team is indispensable as I embark to dive the Great Barrier Reef, surf the Gold Coast and hopefully, find some other uniquely Aussie things to do. These guys are as awesome to get out and play with as they are to work with. Anybody have some ideas?

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12-04-2007, 11:25 PM	#49
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Dinner with Lindsay, Mel and the Family Last night, I got the chance to do dinner with Lindsay and his family. It makes ALL the sense in the world now how ToyBoy became the man he is. He's got an incredible family, one of the sweetest Moms I've ever known, a hilarious Dad and when the chronology of teenage Lindsay lays out, it's VERY visible where everything went...right. Ain't this cute? Lindsay and Mel kissing in his Mom's dining room. All my deepest thanks to my friend Lindsay for the invite to his boyhood home and many compliments again to the AWESOME traditional Australian dinner piled high with corned beef and gravy, tons of veggies, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes and XXXX Beer, which is a hell of a lot better than Fosters. That monstrosity of a dinner was followed closely by the most incredible dessert I've ever had...PAVLOVA (and lots of chocolates not shown here). Pavlova is a meringue cake topped with this delicious layer of sweet, light cream and fruit with a bottom crust made entirely of sugar and more sugar. It's light, sweet and heavenly. I can't imagine why we don't have this in the states, but I'm going to export it to Panama as soon as possible. Thanks again to my mate Lindsay, his lady Mel and his family. If y'all get a chance to come down under, consider yourself lucky if you get invited home to meet Lindsay’s peeps. Last edited by Eric; 12-05-2007 at 10:18 AM..