Do you ever tell people what you do for a living? - GoFuckYourself.com

slackor · 09-21-2002, 02:59 PM

I stopped telling people I even do anything with the Internet, right now I'm "unemployed, making money off stocks"

I am not ashamed of peddling porn on the net, I just am sick of people asking "is it easy? how can I start?"

My friends with NO computer experience whatsoever are always houndng me to show them how to upload html to geocities and make a million dollars with porn. Pisses me off

Cheshire · 09-21-2002, 03:13 PM

"I'm the Product Developement Specialist for an Internet company."

yes sir, that is what I do.

Dax · 09-21-2002, 03:15 PM

I tell em i blast cum on girls' faces for a livin... Usually they dont ask any more questions!

Stealthy · 09-21-2002, 03:29 PM

I'm a Photographer. Period.

Pornwolf · 09-21-2002, 03:35 PM

I'm in the multimedia entertainment biz.

Brown Bear · 09-21-2002, 03:38 PM

I am a digital media solutions provider. If you don't know what that means then I'm not going to explain it for you.

BobChezule · 09-21-2002, 03:42 PM

I run my own web design company. I actually find it somewhat embarassing to tell people I peddle porn, plus I have no interest in answering people's questions when they actually find out that's what I do.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 09-21-2002, 03:55 PM

Does this answer your question?

bawdy · 09-21-2002, 04:00 PM

i do computer stuff

Za Ha · 09-21-2002, 04:01 PM

I say that im unemployed

fnet · 09-21-2002, 04:05 PM

I say "I'm starting two web services at the same time."

I explain what the non-porn one does. That acts as a filter for tiring out the brains of the more feeble audience. I then explain that while the first service is socially significant, it is being done *for itself* as a purpose rather than for a business purpose. That really loses them. Then, if there is enough curiosity left for them ask what the OTHER web service is, I tell them it's a promotional site. By then, they just blindly accept anything conclusive sounding. I'd forgotten how easy it is to lie by omission.

Ross · 09-21-2002, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
"I'm the Product Developement Specialist for an Internet company."

yes sir, that is what I do.

hahaha thats a good one

I used to tell people what i do but if its women (and no offence to anyone here at all...) they often ask if i know how to set them up with the sexy chat phone lines!!

Haven't even been in the biz for long myself I work for someone....

kelly · 09-21-2002, 04:25 PM

Passing aquaintances I tell I do web design work, other than that I just say I build sites that advertise porn paysites - can't get better than the truth I guess.

sherbert · 09-21-2002, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign

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Come with me Friday, don't say maybe...

Hooterdog · 09-21-2002, 05:10 PM

wow18 . . . t hat guy is entering puberty

Jimbo#1 · 09-22-2002, 05:53 AM

I usually tell them marketing and promotions. All my friends and family know what I do though.

pipp · 09-22-2002, 06:33 AM

My girlfriend know's and some of my friends. My family think I run a design company wich I do. But it's only a mainstream cover for the porn operation. I feel like a ganster

SpeedoPanda · 09-22-2002, 06:58 AM

I just say I do web-design. 50% of the people stop asking right then and there. The other 50% that proceed to ask some more, and I just bullshit and throw in ridiculous terms until they have no idea what's going on. God bless talking about stuff that has nothing to do with web design.

AM Jeff · 09-22-2002, 07:20 AM

Everyone in my family knows I peddle smut.
Even the relatives. They just don't talk to me about it.

My 8yo nephew tells people, Uncle Jeff is a "Computer Expert", lol.

People I don't know.
I tell them. I'm either a janitor at the local porn shop or I tell them I'm a TARC bus driver.

Depends on my mood.

KDizzla · 09-22-2002, 07:27 AM

I tell them that i am a porn peddler.

KD

corvo · 09-22-2002, 07:36 AM

yep.
i work in the adult industry
is the line i employ.
it either starts a good conversation, and gets rid of small minded dick heads. either way i am happy.

Phiber · 09-22-2002, 07:51 AM

I tell them I sell porn for a livin just like that girl next door (I live next door to a porn shop)

KingK7 · 09-22-2002, 08:00 AM

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Originally posted by KDizzla
I tell them that i am a porn peddler.

KD

I am setting up my personal homepage on pornpeddler.com

Actually, everyone I know, knows what I do.
There is nothing to be ashamed of.
I can see it would depend on what kind of people you know, and where you live though.

09-21-2002, 03:13 PM	#2
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09-21-2002, 02:59 PM	#1
slackor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 101	Do you ever tell people what you do for a living? I stopped telling people I even do anything with the Internet, right now I'm "unemployed, making money off stocks" I am not ashamed of peddling porn on the net, I just am sick of people asking "is it easy? how can I start?" My friends with NO computer experience whatsoever are always houndng me to show them how to upload html to geocities and make a million dollars with porn. Pisses me off

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Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	I tell em i blast cum on girls' faces for a livin... Usually they dont ask any more questions!

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BobChezule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New York Posts: 779	I run my own web design company. I actually find it somewhat embarassing to tell people I peddle porn, plus I have no interest in answering people's questions when they actually find out that's what I do.

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bawdy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,424	i do computer stuff

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Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	I say that im unemployed

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fnet Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,721	I say "I'm starting two web services at the same time." I explain what the non-porn one does. That acts as a filter for tiring out the brains of the more feeble audience. I then explain that while the first service is socially significant, it is being done for itself as a purpose rather than for a business purpose. That really loses them. Then, if there is enough curiosity left for them ask what the OTHER web service is, I tell them it's a promotional site. By then, they just blindly accept anything conclusive sounding. I'd forgotten how easy it is to lie by omission. __________________ the sound of one hand googlewhacking

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kelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: UK Posts: 901	Passing aquaintances I tell I do web design work, other than that I just say I build sites that advertise porn paysites - can't get better than the truth I guess. __________________ http://www.thehungersite.com

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Hooterdog Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cincy Posts: 602	wow18 . . . t hat guy is entering puberty

09-22-2002, 05:53 AM	#16
Jimbo#1 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 211	I usually tell them marketing and promotions. All my friends and family know what I do though.

09-22-2002, 06:33 AM	#17
pipp Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Where the sun don't shine Posts: 1,185	My girlfriend know's and some of my friends. My family think I run a design company wich I do. But it's only a mainstream cover for the porn operation. I feel like a ganster

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SpeedoPanda Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 64	I just say I do web-design. 50% of the people stop asking right then and there. The other 50% that proceed to ask some more, and I just bullshit and throw in ridiculous terms until they have no idea what's going on. God bless talking about stuff that has nothing to do with web design. __________________ <CENTER><A href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=914377-0000&PA=338248&HTML=http://www.twistedcash.com/" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://www.mindgoo.com/speedopanda/button.gif"></a></center>

09-22-2002, 07:20 AM	#19
AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	Everyone in my family knows I peddle smut. Even the relatives. They just don't talk to me about it. My 8yo nephew tells people, Uncle Jeff is a "Computer Expert", lol. People I don't know. I tell them. I'm either a janitor at the local porn shop or I tell them I'm a TARC bus driver. Depends on my mood.

09-22-2002, 07:27 AM	#20
KDizzla Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: South Hampton Posts: 1,795	I tell them that i am a porn peddler. KD

09-22-2002, 07:36 AM	#21
corvo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 253	yep. i work in the adult industry is the line i employ. it either starts a good conversation, and gets rid of small minded dick heads. either way i am happy. __________________ <a href="http://www.liondollars.com/"></a><br> Corvo.....

09-22-2002, 07:51 AM	#22
Phiber Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 137	I tell them I sell porn for a livin just like that girl next door (I live next door to a porn shop) __________________ Once again do I wear my golden pilot shades and the gold chains.