Do you ever tell people what you do for a living?

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  • slackor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 101

    #1

    Do you ever tell people what you do for a living?

    I stopped telling people I even do anything with the Internet, right now I'm "unemployed, making money off stocks"

    I am not ashamed of peddling porn on the net, I just am sick of people asking "is it easy? how can I start?"

    My friends with NO computer experience whatsoever are always houndng me to show them how to upload html to geocities and make a million dollars with porn. Pisses me off
  • Cheshire
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 5738

    #2
    "I'm the Product Developement Specialist for an Internet company."

    yes sir, that is what I do.


    just a little bit naughty

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    • Dax
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 3161

      #3
      I tell em i blast cum on girls' faces for a livin... Usually they dont ask any more questions!

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      • Stealthy
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 626

        #4
        I'm a Photographer. Period.
        <embed src=http://www.moonshadow-productions.com/images/moon.swf width="120" height=60>

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        • Pornwolf
          Drunk and Unruly
          • Jan 2002
          • 22712

          #5
          I'm in the multimedia entertainment biz.
          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

          Webair, bitches.

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          • Brown Bear
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 4982

            #6
            I am a digital media solutions provider. If you don't know what that means then I'm not going to explain it for you.
            Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

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            • BobChezule
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 779

              #7
              I run my own web design company. I actually find it somewhat embarassing to tell people I peddle porn, plus I have no interest in answering people's questions when they actually find out that's what I do.

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              • XXXPaysiteDesign
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 2201

                #8
                Does this answer your question?



                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                • bawdy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 1424

                  #9
                  i do computer stuff

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                  • Za Ha
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 5112

                    #10
                    I say that im unemployed

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                    • fnet
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 1721

                      #11
                      I say "I'm starting two web services at the same time."

                      I explain what the non-porn one does. That acts as a filter for tiring out the brains of the more feeble audience. I then explain that while the first service is socially significant, it is being done *for itself* as a purpose rather than for a business purpose. That really loses them. Then, if there is enough curiosity left for them ask what the OTHER web service is, I tell them it's a promotional site. By then, they just blindly accept anything conclusive sounding. I'd forgotten how easy it is to lie by omission.
                      the sound of one hand googlewhacking

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                      • Ross
                        Ik ben een aap
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 18874

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Cheshire
                        "I'm the Product Developement Specialist for an Internet company."

                        yes sir, that is what I do.
                        hahaha thats a good one

                        I used to tell people what i do but if its women (and no offence to anyone here at all...) they often ask if i know how to set them up with the sexy chat phone lines!!

                        Haven't even been in the biz for long myself I work for someone....

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                        • kelly
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 901

                          #13
                          Passing aquaintances I tell I do web design work, other than that I just say I build sites that advertise porn paysites - can't get better than the truth I guess.
                          http://www.thehungersite.com

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                          • sherbert
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 470

                            #14
                            Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign

                            I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
                            Come with me Friday, don't say maybe...

                            sdfsdfsdvgf

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                            • Hooterdog
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 602

                              #15
                              wow18 . . . t hat guy is entering puberty

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                              • Jimbo#1
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2002
                                • 211

                                #16
                                I usually tell them marketing and promotions. All my friends and family know what I do though.

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                                • pipp
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 1185

                                  #17
                                  My girlfriend know's and some of my friends. My family think I run a design company wich I do. But it's only a mainstream cover for the porn operation. I feel like a ganster

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                                  • SpeedoPanda
                                    Registered User
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 64

                                    #18
                                    I just say I do web-design. 50% of the people stop asking right then and there. The other 50% that proceed to ask some more, and I just bullshit and throw in ridiculous terms until they have no idea what's going on. God bless talking about stuff that has nothing to do with web design.
                                    <CENTER><A href="http://refer.ccbill.com/cgi-bin/clicks.cgi?CA=914377-0000&PA=338248&HTML=http://www.twistedcash.com/" target="_blank"><IMG src="http://www.mindgoo.com/speedopanda/button.gif"></a></center>

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                                    • AM Jeff
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 1320

                                      #19
                                      Everyone in my family knows I peddle smut.
                                      Even the relatives. They just don't talk to me about it.

                                      My 8yo nephew tells people, Uncle Jeff is a "Computer Expert", lol.


                                      People I don't know.
                                      I tell them. I'm either a janitor at the local porn shop or I tell them I'm a TARC bus driver.

                                      Depends on my mood.

                                      Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

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                                      • KDizzla
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 1795

                                        #20
                                        I tell them that i am a porn peddler.

                                        KD
                                        www.ogrish.com

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                                        • corvo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 253

                                          #21
                                          yep.
                                          i work in the adult industry
                                          is the line i employ.
                                          it either starts a good conversation, and gets rid of small minded dick heads. either way i am happy.
                                          <a href="http://www.liondollars.com/"></a><br>
                                          Corvo.....

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                                          • Phiber
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 137

                                            #22
                                            I tell them I sell porn for a livin just like that girl next door (I live next door to a porn shop)
                                            Once again do I wear my golden pilot shades and the gold chains.

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                                            • KingK7
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 6372

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by KDizzla
                                              I tell them that i am a porn peddler.

                                              KD
                                              I am setting up my personal homepage on pornpeddler.com

                                              Actually, everyone I know, knows what I do.
                                              There is nothing to be ashamed of.
                                              I can see it would depend on what kind of people you know, and where you live though.

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