so I'm in court today - and am read this - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 11-09-2007, 05:12 PM

in the affidavit from the plantif

"a friend of mine who I know only as chad told me a friend of his told him that Scott's assiciate did such and such"

their lawyer ACTUALLY submitted that before a judge today in winnipeg at the court of queen's bench.

lets just say it went WELL for me

Zuzana Designs · 11-09-2007, 05:13 PM

hope they didn't pay much for their lawyer

CDSmith · 11-09-2007, 05:13 PM

Did he really spell it "assiciate"?

Where did he get his law degree, Puk U? :D

SleazyDream · 11-09-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Did he really spell it "assiciate"?

Where did he get his law degree, Puk U? :D

ok, i can't spell.

their lawyer DID have a black eye though. I wonder how he got that? ideas?

kristin · 11-09-2007, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ok, i can't spell.

Thread bookmarked! He admitted he can't spell!

Any day in court sucks ... but at least it went well.

SleazyDream · 11-09-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Thread bookmarked! He admitted he can't spell!

Any day in court sucks ... but at least it went well.

I'd admitted it many times before sweetheart.

pay attention, I've never been above admitting when I'm wrong.

CDSmith · 11-09-2007, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ok, i can't spell.

their lawyer DID have a black eye though. I wonder how he got that? ideas?

I can't imagine. Although a lawyer with a black eye is often a welcome site. :D

I also can't imagine packing any more heresay into one albeit nearly unintelligible sentence.

SleazyDream · 11-09-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I can't imagine. Although a lawyer with a black eye is often a welcome site. :D

I also can't imagine packing any more heresay into one albeit nearly unintelligible sentence.

and that wasn't the only subject of heresay. there was PILES of it in the breif.

it was ridiculously sad that a law school would graduate someone like that.

quantum-x · 11-09-2007, 05:21 PM

Nice one Scott

ACMoviePass -Dave Dunit- · 11-09-2007, 05:26 PM

please tell me you called the lawyer an idiot in court

SleazyDream · 11-09-2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ACMoviePass -Dave Dunit-

please tell me you called the lawyer an idiot in court

I soooooo wanted to.

my lawyer kept kicking me under the table. she KNEW i was about to do it.

CaptainHowdy · 11-09-2007, 05:27 PM

Alrighty then...

ACMoviePass -Dave Dunit- · 11-09-2007, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

she KNEW i was about to do it.

classic

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-09-2007, 05:30 PM

So what are you being sued for?

I wouldn't sweat it. Testimony from friends only known as "Chad" rarely holds up...

ADG

seven · 11-09-2007, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

So what are you being sued for?

I wouldn't sweat it. Testimony from friends only known as "Chad" rarely holds up...

ADG

I'd guess he talked a li'l too much again somewhere

baddog · 11-09-2007, 06:01 PM

hearsay much?

D · 11-09-2007, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

hearsay much?

Just a bit, eh?

marketsmart · 11-09-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I soooooo wanted to.

my lawyer kept kicking me under the table. she KNEW i was about to do it.

she should have kicked you in the face....

lesbodojo · 11-09-2007, 08:23 PM

yay I'm glad to hear that.

minusonebit · 11-09-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

in the affidavit from the plantif

"a friend of mine who I know only as chad told me a friend of his told him that Scott's assiciate did such and such"

their lawyer ACTUALLY submitted that before a judge today in winnipeg at the court of queen's bench.

lets just say it went WELL for me

Thats ALMOST as good as the time when I submitted an 11 page brief arguing (from a technical standpoint) that I was not a "fucking asshole", as the defendant had previously verbally argued at a prior hearing and incurred the judge's wrath therefore. The judge was not really amused with my pleading either, but the other party sure didn't bother to try and contest it.

GreyWolf · 11-09-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

in the affidavit from the plantif

"a friend of mine who I know only as chad told me a friend of his told him that Scott's assiciate did such and such"

If that's not solid evidence - nothing is

The judge jail the plaintiff for being stupid?

minusonebit · 11-09-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

If that's not solid evidence - nothing is

The judge jail the plaintiff for being stupid?

Nah, not the plaintiff. The opposing counsel should have known better, though.

AmeliaG · 11-09-2007, 10:19 PM

Wow, that is crazy. I hope it didn't cost you to much to have to deal with nonsense like that.

GreyWolf · 11-09-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

Nah, not the plaintiff. The opposing counsel should have known better, though.

Oh shit - missed the bit that this was actually used by counsel

Sheesh... here is much the same as North America with lawyers - they churn them out of law colleges like conveyor belts of cookies from a bakery and most end up ambulance chasing, or similar, in the hope that one day they will see the inside of a courtroom

It's like swatting mostquitos to get good lawyers (and worth keeping when that happens), but also very easy to drown the amateur element when they start fantasizing to protect their scumbag clients.

amateurcanada · 11-09-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

and that wasn't the only subject of heresay. there was PILES of it in the breif.

it was ridiculously sad that a law school would graduate someone like that.

Stop filming in girls washrooms. lol.

Zebra · 11-09-2007, 11:35 PM

i didn't tell him anything, I swear!

madfuck · 11-10-2007, 12:12 AM

well ii guess you have everythiing under control now huh

SleazyDream · 11-10-2007, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

Wow, that is crazy. I hope it didn't cost you to much to have to deal with nonsense like that.

nothing serious

i do a lot of real legal work with my law firm - as a bonus they throw in some idiot control when they're not busy mostly for shits and giggles.

several litigators fought over taking this one. apparently many of the experienced lawyers have some sort of pool about the stupidest or least likely to win cases. when they read this affidavit - well.......

Antonio · 11-10-2007, 02:26 AM

next time call my cousin Vinny, he's a great lawyer

SleazyDream · 11-10-2007, 08:41 AM

still laughing about it

sortie · 11-10-2007, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

their lawyer DID have a black eye though. I wonder how he got that?

Probably got the black eye from the client after he read that brief.

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