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Naja-ram · 11-09-2007, 03:18 PM

http://www.camelspiders.net/

here is what happen:
I went to take out the trash, and from behind the trash bins one of these fuckers started running right towards me as fast as hell and when it reached my left shoe it stopped and went back a little.

I shit you not this one was somehow bigger than my foot, swear to god I don't know how it got that big

I can't prove it because I didn't think about filming it or anything like that, but I DID google for it to know what the fuck was that huge thing that can run so fast and made nearly soil my pants and this is what I've found.

fuzzylogic · 11-09-2007, 03:19 PM

those are not spiders but wind scorpions and grow no larger in the middle east than six inches.

if u believe they grow over a foot i have a bridge in arizona to sell u

Wizzo · 11-09-2007, 03:21 PM

I'll stick with my camel toe...

Enemator · 11-09-2007, 03:22 PM

Couldn't just fucking die already?
There's just not enough timelines in the multitude of dimensions to fucking cover this....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-09-2007, 03:27 PM

i have a breeding group of 6 egyptian solifugae, and another 4 fuzzy solifugae. the egyptians are the largest solifigid species i know of, and only reach 6-7" in total body length max. there's not a whole lot known in the scientific community about these species yet, but they're making a break into north american hobbyist collections and more data is being collected now. crazy looking little fuckers. hoping to hatch out my first couple broods in a year or so. if you want to catch a handful of those iranian solifugae and ship them to canada, i'd be interested in buying some off you..

Jayvis · 11-09-2007, 03:27 PM

that scarys me.

i hate spiders and insects =(

fuzzylogic · 11-09-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

i have a breeding group of 6 egyptian solifugae, and another 4 fuzzy solifugae. the egyptians are the largest solifigid species i know of, and only reach 6-7" in total body length max. there's not a whole lot known in the scientific community about these species yet, but they're making a break into north american hobbyist collections and more data is being collected now. crazy looking little fuckers. hoping to hatch out my first couple broods in a year or so. if you want to catch a handful of those iranian solifugae and ship them to canada, i'd be interested in buying some off you..

they are fucking evil!
i caught a two incher out here and fed it roaches. it is unbelievable how they shred the roaches with their two scissors. it had to be the horrible, violent act i have witnessed.

justFred · 11-09-2007, 03:34 PM

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Some common Camel Spider Myths:

1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.

AAAHHAHAHA

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-09-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

they are fucking evil!
i caught a two incher out here and fed it roaches. it is unbelievable how they shred the roaches with their two scissors. it had to be the horrible, violent act i have witnessed.

you want to see vicious, you need to see some giant centipedes feed. my vietnamese giant subspinipes is a killing machine. moves fast, and takes down pretty large prey. i have fed him chrous frogs, and even fullsize freeze/thawed feeder mice before. by far the mos timpressive hunter in my collection...

Enemator · 11-09-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by justFred

AAAHHAHAHA

That's fucked up. I almost wish it wás true. Would have give us some nice Youtube vids

TDF · 11-09-2007, 03:36 PM

release the pedesssssssssssssssss

Naja-ram · 11-09-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

if you want to catch a handful of those iranian solifugae and ship them to canada, i'd be interested in buying some off you..

I'm not goin near those trash bins now.
I don't care how much their worth, those things really scared me, BismiAlla that thing had long legs, really long...shit I hope I will not be thinking about it by a the next days, otherwise I will have to live with my trash - i'll be to scared to take it out again

Zester · 11-09-2007, 03:52 PM

Camel Spider Eating a lizzard video

GAMEFINEST · 11-09-2007, 03:56 PM

i got a hamster that can take em all out

WebairGerard · 11-09-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

That is a killing machine

Big_Red · 11-09-2007, 03:58 PM

i have some camel spiders on the bbq right now.

soulbleed · 11-09-2007, 03:59 PM

Camel spiders get there name because they eat the stomachs of camels.

$5 submissions · 11-09-2007, 04:03 PM

Those look like they pack one hell of a bite.

fuzzylogic · 11-09-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

you want to see vicious, you need to see some giant centipedes feed. my vietnamese giant subspinipes is a killing machine. moves fast, and takes down pretty large prey. i have fed him chrous frogs, and even fullsize freeze/thawed feeder mice before. by far the mos timpressive hunter in my collection...

it is not the size of the prey that impresses me. it's how the prey is consumed. to see a living roach being quickly sliced and diced by two scissors while hearing the noise that makes tops my bill of the most violent act i have seen in nature.

i have seen mantis, hamsters (lol), cats eating mice, spiders drink, snakes eat mice, crickets, little ants overwhelm big insects by stinging, centipedes grapple, wrap and bite... i have seen lots of things! but nothing, i mean nothing compares to the crude, quick and devastating horror of a wind scorpion eating.

*edit*
thats a big bug.
is it edible?

Persius · 11-09-2007, 04:13 PM

Damn those are huge!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-09-2007, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

thats a big bug.
is it edible?

he totals over a foot long, and i don't think i'd want to eat him, thought it could be possible. many cultures eat large bugsm tarantulas, beetle grubs, you name it. i am however pretty convinced that he wants to eat me. he looks at me with hate in his beedy little eyes sometimes...

Zuzana Designs · 11-09-2007, 04:31 PM

wow, I would flip if I saw any of those in person...yuck

Vitasoy · 11-10-2007, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

you want to see vicious, you need to see some giant centipedes feed. my vietnamese giant subspinipes is a killing machine. moves fast, and takes down pretty large prey. i have fed him chrous frogs, and even fullsize freeze/thawed feeder mice before. by far the mos timpressive hunter in my collection...

That sends chills through my spine

KILL_FRENZY · 11-10-2007, 02:29 AM

damn that's a big fucking spider

BlueDesignStudios · 11-10-2007, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

That sends chills through my spine

same it's pretty freaky

VeriSexy · 11-10-2007, 09:19 AM

O snap.. that centipede makes me cringe

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-10-2007, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

you want to see vicious, you need to see some giant centipedes feed. my vietnamese giant subspinipes is a killing machine. moves fast, and takes down pretty large prey. i have fed him chrous frogs, and even fullsize freeze/thawed feeder mice before. by far the mos timpressive hunter in my collection...

sweet! I have been checking these centipedes out in the local creepy crawler store.

I only have my singapore blue Tarantula for now and it's about 6 inches in diameter and munches on crickets.

quantum-x · 11-10-2007, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

he totals over a foot long, and i don't think i'd want to eat him, thought it could be possible. many cultures eat large bugsm tarantulas, beetle grubs, you name it. i am however pretty convinced that he wants to eat me. he looks at me with hate in his beedy little eyes sometimes...

When it's your time to die, your critters are gonna have a field day ;)

webjoker · 11-11-2007, 06:59 AM

Bring it on !!!

Zester · 11-11-2007, 07:09 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qf8pAwGsuF4

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-11-2007, 10:36 AM

the singapore blue is a pretty sweet tarantula, nice choice...

GrouchyAdmin · 11-11-2007, 10:44 AM

Wind scorpions also exist in the states. They're fast little fuckers, that's for sure.

stillsexy · 11-11-2007, 10:45 AM

freaking huge man

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