There is ONE Inaccuracy about 24, the Series - GoFuckYourself.com

Barefootsies · 11-09-2007, 01:08 PM

No fucking cell phone battery lasts that fucking long.

G-Rotica · 11-09-2007, 01:08 PM

I want a Jack Bauer never empty bag of cool shit.

beemk · 11-09-2007, 01:08 PM

no cell phone battery lasts a day? what kind of phone are you using?

Barefootsies · 11-09-2007, 01:13 PM

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no cell phone battery lasts a day? what kind of phone are you using?

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kane · 11-09-2007, 01:19 PM

And in a 24 hours period he never drinks, eats or shits.

Barefootsies · 11-09-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

And in a 24 hours period he never drinks, eats or shits.

Or watches porn

Broda · 11-09-2007, 01:34 PM

One more, and this one's bad:

No hour lasts only 40 minutes ;)

kane · 11-09-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Or watches porn

lol true.

Bryan G · 11-09-2007, 01:46 PM

Its a TV show, lol

bobby666 · 11-09-2007, 02:24 PM

that thread makes sooo much clear...................

D · 11-09-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

And in a 24 hours period he never drinks, eats or shits.

Not totally accurate.

I think it was season 3 or 4 where the staff (in answer to that very concern) started a scene off with Jack emerging from a restroom after a flushing sound was heard, and wiping his hands on a towel, if memory serves.

He also started 2-or-so seasons ago (the one after the Chinese embassy incident) off by eating breakfast, didn't he?

...but, yeah - if you're only counting _ONE_ inaccuracy in that series, you're not looking hard enough.

What I want is that fucking "enhance" button that all of CTU's computers seem to have.

Shagbunny · 11-09-2007, 02:36 PM

yea and the full hour show is not on him 24/7 so.. i guess he craps when someone else is being shot at

CDSmith · 11-09-2007, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Shagbunny

yea and the full hour show is not on him 24/7 so.. i guess he craps when someone else is being shot at

Or maybe he just craps a little in his pants every time someone shoots at HIM.

I know I would.

Maybe ol Jack wears depends.

bronco67 · 11-09-2007, 03:26 PM

It definitely wouldn't last that long. My Razr starts dying after 3 text messages. Without cellphones, that show couldn't even exist.

I just saw this link a few minutes ago...pretty funny. What 24 would have been like in 1994.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161/

Barefootsies · 11-09-2007, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by D

...but, yeah - if you're only counting _ONE_ inaccuracy in that series, you're not looking hard enough.

Or it could be the following.

/sarcasm

Brother Bilo · 11-09-2007, 03:33 PM

That was pretty funny. Cracked me up when she told him the she's doing the internet when he picked up the phone.

CDSmith · 11-09-2007, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I just saw this link a few minutes ago...pretty funny. What 24 would have been like in 1994.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161/

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D · 11-09-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Or it could be the following.

/sarcasm

Sarcasm?

On GFY?

mikeyddddd · 11-09-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Or maybe he just craps a little in his pants every time someone shoots at HIM.

I know I would.

Maybe ol Jack wears depends.

Two words:

NASA diapers

D · 11-09-2007, 04:38 PM

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Two words:

NASA diapers

Zuzana Designs · 11-09-2007, 04:41 PM

who has that many crazy days like that anyways?

CDSmith · 11-09-2007, 05:06 PM

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who has that many crazy days like that anyways?

What do you mean, he only has one bad day a year.

I have way more.

fuzebox · 11-09-2007, 05:21 PM

I always just assumed he crapped on commercial breaks

Twisted Dave · 11-09-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

And in a 24 hours period he never drinks, eats or shits.

That's false. He does drink. You see him have water sometimes. Don't forget ... during an episode, you cut to and from parts of the show ... so, for 15 mins you may be watching the CTU section, and then cut back and you're watching Jack out in the field ... so in fact, during that time, because it's 'realtime' you wont see what he was doing. Ever.

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-09-2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

It definitely wouldn't last that long. My Razr starts dying after 3 text messages. Without cellphones, that show couldn't even exist.

I just saw this link a few minutes ago...pretty funny. What 24 would have been like in 1994.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161/

yeah, i saw that on my website, funny shit

D · 11-09-2007, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161/

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