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Barefootsies 11-09-2007 01:08 PM

There is ONE Inaccuracy about 24, the Series
 
No fucking cell phone battery lasts that fucking long.

:winkwink:

G-Rotica 11-09-2007 01:08 PM

I want a Jack Bauer never empty bag of cool shit.

beemk 11-09-2007 01:08 PM

no cell phone battery lasts a day? what kind of phone are you using?

Barefootsies 11-09-2007 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 13353633)
no cell phone battery lasts a day? what kind of phone are you using?

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kane 11-09-2007 01:19 PM

And in a 24 hours period he never drinks, eats or shits.

Barefootsies 11-09-2007 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 13353687)
And in a 24 hours period he never drinks, eats or shits.

Or watches porn

:winkwink:

Broda 11-09-2007 01:34 PM

One more, and this one's bad:

No hour lasts only 40 minutes ;)

kane 11-09-2007 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13353694)
Or watches porn

:winkwink:

lol true.

Bryan G 11-09-2007 01:46 PM

Its a TV show, lol

bobby666 11-09-2007 02:24 PM

that thread makes sooo much clear...................

D 11-09-2007 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 13353687)
And in a 24 hours period he never drinks, eats or shits.

Not totally accurate. :winkwink:

I think it was season 3 or 4 where the staff (in answer to that very concern) started a scene off with Jack emerging from a restroom after a flushing sound was heard, and wiping his hands on a towel, if memory serves. :1orglaugh

He also started 2-or-so seasons ago (the one after the Chinese embassy incident) off by eating breakfast, didn't he?

...but, yeah - if you're only counting _ONE_ inaccuracy in that series, you're not looking hard enough.

What I want is that fucking "enhance" button that all of CTU's computers seem to have.

Shagbunny 11-09-2007 02:36 PM

yea and the full hour show is not on him 24/7 so.. i guess he craps when someone else is being shot at

CDSmith 11-09-2007 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagbunny (Post 13354151)
yea and the full hour show is not on him 24/7 so.. i guess he craps when someone else is being shot at

Or maybe he just craps a little in his pants every time someone shoots at HIM.

I know I would.



Maybe ol Jack wears depends.

bronco67 11-09-2007 03:26 PM

It definitely wouldn't last that long. My Razr starts dying after 3 text messages. Without cellphones, that show couldn't even exist.

I just saw this link a few minutes ago...pretty funny. What 24 would have been like in 1994.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161/

Barefootsies 11-09-2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13354129)
...but, yeah - if you're only counting _ONE_ inaccuracy in that series, you're not looking hard enough.


Or it could be the following.

/sarcasm

:winkwink:

Brother Bilo 11-09-2007 03:33 PM

That was pretty funny. Cracked me up when she told him the she's doing the internet when he picked up the phone.

CDSmith 11-09-2007 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 13354430)
I just saw this link a few minutes ago...pretty funny. What 24 would have been like in 1994.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161/

"Prodigy's down. He's got total control of our Geocities page!"

"DAMN!!"



:1orglaugh

D 11-09-2007 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 13354445)
Or it could be the following.

/sarcasm

:winkwink:

Sarcasm?

On GFY?

:uhoh

mikeyddddd 11-09-2007 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13354236)
Or maybe he just craps a little in his pants every time someone shoots at HIM.

I know I would.



Maybe ol Jack wears depends.

Two words:

NASA diapers

D 11-09-2007 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 13354609)
Two words:

NASA diapers

:1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 11-09-2007 04:41 PM

who has that many crazy days like that anyways?

CDSmith 11-09-2007 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 13354737)
who has that many crazy days like that anyways?

What do you mean, he only has one bad day a year.

I have way more.

fuzebox 11-09-2007 05:21 PM

I always just assumed he crapped on commercial breaks :)

Twisted Dave 11-09-2007 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 13353687)
And in a 24 hours period he never drinks, eats or shits.

That's false. He does drink. You see him have water sometimes. Don't forget ... during an episode, you cut to and from parts of the show ... so, for 15 mins you may be watching the CTU section, and then cut back and you're watching Jack out in the field ... so in fact, during that time, because it's 'realtime' you wont see what he was doing. Ever.

Chio 11-09-2007 05:56 PM

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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-09-2007 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 13354430)
It definitely wouldn't last that long. My Razr starts dying after 3 text messages. Without cellphones, that show couldn't even exist.

I just saw this link a few minutes ago...pretty funny. What 24 would have been like in 1994.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1788161/


yeah, i saw that on my website, funny shit

D 11-09-2007 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 13354430)

:1orglaugh


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