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11-05-2007, 02:40 PM
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How come in girl/guy anal scenes the guy never has shit on his dick?
How come in girl/guy anal scenes the guy never has shit on his dick? I need to know this secret
 , because when I'm in my GFs poop hole I get brown stains on my dick 
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11-05-2007, 02:41 PM
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Ik ben een aap
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Colonics? (spelling?)
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11-05-2007, 02:42 PM
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You girl friend needs to fix that problem herself. It can be prevented. Isn't she embarrassed?
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11-05-2007, 02:42 PM
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11-05-2007, 02:44 PM
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Do any of you guys have GFs/Wives that use this stuff?
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11-05-2007, 02:44 PM
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You can get these vaginal douches at the pharmacy for a few bucks only. They're not the funniest to use but its worth for having clean anal sex. Anal sex can be fun, but I always thought the whole process of 'cleaning up and fasting' for it takes the whole spark out of it. However I wouldnt do it without going through the cleaning process. Oh well...
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11-05-2007, 02:47 PM
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I am Amazing Content!
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trust me, there is. those parts are cut out
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11-05-2007, 02:48 PM
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don't start shooting until the water is coming out clear...
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11-05-2007, 02:49 PM
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I make pixels work
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you havent watched enough porn
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11-05-2007, 02:50 PM
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Pay to Cum
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hahahahahahahaha
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11-05-2007, 02:55 PM
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i never get shit on my dick from my wife, sucks for you guys!
 i equate it to having strong intestinal muscles. anyone who has shit that low must have weak ass muscles that let it fall all the way down
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11-05-2007, 02:56 PM
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thank god for condoms!
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11-05-2007, 02:57 PM
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 no wunder! thanks for the explanation, i tried searching for the answer and couldn't find anything, your knowledge must come from experience!i welcome you to the small penis club aico 
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11-05-2007, 02:58 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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you could use suggestions or just wear a condom, it makes for easier cleanup
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11-05-2007, 03:03 PM
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It's coming look busy
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There is a little shit pocket or holding area about 3-4 inches inside past a sphincter type muscle. Even if your of average size there is a good chance of bumping some doo doo with the tip at least. If you are anything bigger than 6 inches and you are into some full on shit knocking and possibly getting some shit dick suction going on or at least impacting them. Not to mention anal douching removes any of the fluids/mucus. Everyone has this type of crap even low in their ass. It still has shit in it.
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11-05-2007, 03:03 PM
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Paging BoyAlley to this thread.. Paging BoyAlley.. You are needed here...
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11-05-2007, 03:10 PM
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sorry, I laughed out loud.... I guess I'm immature.. "shit pocket holding area"
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11-05-2007, 03:44 PM
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Actually, no! I've never decided to investigate the anatomy of the ASS. Don't say it like it's common knowledge
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11-05-2007, 03:44 PM
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Because Juicy licks it off.
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11-05-2007, 03:52 PM
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It's coming look busy
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Seriously though how can any male not know the anatomy of the ass. We have a prostate that can kill us. We damn well should know how that area works and what is normal. Do not fret though, soon as you age you will end up paying someone else to investigate your ass. If you ask they will show you the tv monitor while they shove the camera up there.
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A nice way of telling him that he has a small dick |
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11-05-2007, 06:30 PM
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A little shit is fuck all for a good rump fuck
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11-05-2007, 06:31 PM
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a "Vaginal Douche"
... ... LOL an amazing term that is going to be used on some serious douchebags at the right time and at the right place..
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11-05-2007, 06:32 PM
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Now I don't wanna have sex anymore. thanks
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the short verision is to make sure your know your stomach and how regular you are or you aren't, try butt plugs, and anal toys hours before you do a anal scene, or even a few days up to the scene. |
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11-05-2007, 06:43 PM
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11-05-2007, 06:59 PM
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this is officially my favorite thread of the day, all boards. so fucking funny yet informative at the same time.
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11-05-2007, 07:03 PM
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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gfy never gets boring...thanks for all the info on cleen anal sex
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11-05-2007, 07:04 PM
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lol indeed, this thread rocks, only at gfy
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11-05-2007, 07:18 PM
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This is pretty funny shit....even for a girl who does anal scenes...lol! I can tell you that i just use an enema and never have much of a problem when I do......however.....I've heard some girl say that they actually use the opposite of an enema......something that would constipate you and is works better ??? I just don't want to try that ! Just some info from a porngirls perspective , but honestly, if I ever shit on a guys dick during an anal scene....I don't think i'd ever do one again....i'd be so embarassed ! LOL!
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ah the wonderful topics that make their way to gfy....
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wow, i never thought I'd read anything like this in my life. god bless gofuckyourself.
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a girl once shit in my bed that was nasty
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greatest thread ever! bump
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Heroin does tremendously slow bowl movement e.g., anal princess Hailey Paige R.I.P
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