Marine gets even with girlfriend! - GoFuckYourself.com

LBBV · 11-01-2007, 12:58 PM

A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-01-2007, 01:04 PM

nice, would love to see the outcome of that

BOSS1 · 11-01-2007, 01:07 PM

still sad as fuck

Nasty-Ass · 11-01-2007, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BOSS1

still sad as fuck

That was done on an episode of Mash.............

GAMEFINEST · 11-01-2007, 01:15 PM

dayammmmmm

BlackCrayon · 11-01-2007, 01:21 PM

I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.

MikeVega · 11-01-2007, 01:23 PM

that would be funny

tblake · 11-01-2007, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.

I was thinking about this earlier. I would feel pretty bad if some girl I slept with had a significant other that was fighting in Iraq. It is just so un-patriotic.

Phil · 11-01-2007, 01:37 PM

classic. Got to love that one. Reneber there was anavy guy that got back from Iraq and his GF came to greet him with stuffed belly.. he was gone for over a year. He clocked her right after getting off the deck.

DaddyHalbucks · 11-01-2007, 01:40 PM

I support our troops 100%. Those guys are dying for our freedom and for the freedom of the Iraqis. They have it tough on many fronts.

Gianna_CECash · 11-01-2007, 01:45 PM

hahahah that is sooo funny

seeric · 11-01-2007, 01:48 PM

anyone whos been in the military knows when you are on deployment you do not give up pics of your loved ones for anything.

whoever told you that made up a story.

best thing he could do in that situation is when he gets home, find, seduce and fuck her best friend. that will bother her for life.

undersoul · 11-01-2007, 01:48 PM

omg that's classic

Cogitator · 11-01-2007, 01:50 PM

or seduce and fuck her sister. :-)

Michaelious · 11-01-2007, 01:50 PM

That's priceless!

pornguy · 11-01-2007, 01:54 PM

Or fuck her mom.
She would need therapy for life.

Forest · 11-01-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nasty-Ass

That was done on an episode of Mash.............

yep and it was on tv last night

D · 11-01-2007, 01:56 PM

Urban Lengend.

Been around for awhile:

http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/photo.asp

Phil · 11-01-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

I support our troops 100%. Those guys are dying for our freedom and for the freedom of the Iraqis. They have it tough on many fronts.

for our freedom? you joking, right?

Mister E · 11-01-2007, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.

...and the guys at home with their wives are just getting fucked!

Kevsh · 11-01-2007, 02:10 PM

Smells like Urban Legend to me ... but if true, pretty fucking good comeback ha ha

Vendzilla · 11-01-2007, 02:15 PM

Been there, happens all the time in the military, look at it this way, was never ment to be

flashfire · 11-01-2007, 02:17 PM

thats a good one

frostyimpressions · 11-01-2007, 02:17 PM

Hahaha very clever.

Megafoo · 11-01-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

anyone whos been in the military knows when you are on deployment you do not give up pics of your loved ones for anything.

whoever told you that made up a story.

best thing he could do in that situation is when he gets home, find, seduce and fuck her best friend. that will bother her for life.

That use to be true 30 to 50 years ago when most grunts on the frontline were lucky to get mail once a month. These days they have full fledge post offices just for american soldiers and lets not forget the webcams they use to actually look face to face with their loved ones on a daily basis. Actual snapshots are not as important anymore.

VeriSexy · 11-01-2007, 07:14 PM

still made me lol

nosey · 11-01-2007, 07:27 PM

damn

Spunky · 11-01-2007, 07:39 PM

Damn she devils,every one of them

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	anyone whos been in the military knows when you are on deployment you do not give up pics of your loved ones for anything. whoever told you that made up a story. best thing he could do in that situation is when he gets home, find, seduce and fuck her best friend. that will bother her for life.

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