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  • LBBV
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    • Aug 2002
    • 936

    #1

    Marine gets even with girlfriend!

    A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky,

    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

    Love, Becky


    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.


    There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

    Dear Becky,

    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.


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    • Jan 2004
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    #2
    nice, would love to see the outcome of that

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    • BOSS1
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      • Sep 2005
      • 4331

      #3
      still sad as fuck

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      • Nasty-Ass
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        • Sep 2006
        • 179

        #4
        Rip Off

        Originally posted by BOSS1
        still sad as fuck

        That was done on an episode of Mash.............
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        • GAMEFINEST
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          • Nov 2006
          • 14478

          #5
          dayammmmmm
          Compound interest.

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          • BlackCrayon
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            • Jun 2003
            • 19634

            #6
            I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.
            you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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            • MikeVega
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              • Jul 2004
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              #7
              that would be funny


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              • tblake
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                • Sep 2007
                • 157

                #8
                Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.
                I was thinking about this earlier. I would feel pretty bad if some girl I slept with had a significant other that was fighting in Iraq. It is just so un-patriotic.
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                • Phil
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                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7659

                  #9
                  classic. Got to love that one. Reneber there was anavy guy that got back from Iraq and his GF came to greet him with stuffed belly.. he was gone for over a year. He clocked her right after getting off the deck.
                  Ask Phil

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                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                    • Feb 2004
                    • 18975

                    #10
                    I support our troops 100%. Those guys are dying for our freedom and for the freedom of the Iraqis. They have it tough on many fronts.
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                    • Gianna_CECash
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 1135

                      #11
                      hahahah that is sooo funny


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                      • seeric
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                        • Aug 2004
                        • 41917

                        #12
                        anyone whos been in the military knows when you are on deployment you do not give up pics of your loved ones for anything.

                        whoever told you that made up a story.

                        best thing he could do in that situation is when he gets home, find, seduce and fuck her best friend. that will bother her for life.

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                        • undersoul
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1212

                          #13
                          omg that's classic
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                          • Cogitator
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                            • Feb 2002
                            • 672

                            #14
                            or seduce and fuck her sister. :-)
                            - this space intentionally left blank -

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                            • Michaelious
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6720

                              #15
                              That's priceless!

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                              • pornguy
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                                • Mar 2003
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                                #16
                                Or fuck her mom.
                                She would need therapy for life.
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                                • Forest
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                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 9135

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Nasty-Ass
                                  That was done on an episode of Mash.............
                                  yep and it was on tv last night

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                                  • D
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                                    • Jan 2006
                                    • 7412

                                    #18
                                    Urban Lengend.

                                    Been around for awhile:

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                                    • Phil
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                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 7659

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                      I support our troops 100%. Those guys are dying for our freedom and for the freedom of the Iraqis. They have it tough on many fronts.
                                      for our freedom? you joking, right?
                                      Ask Phil

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                                      • Mister E
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                                        • May 2007
                                        • 958

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                        I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.
                                        ...and the guys at home with their wives are just getting fucked!
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                                        • Kevsh
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                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 8619

                                          #21
                                          Smells like Urban Legend to me ... but if true, pretty fucking good comeback ha ha

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                                          • Vendzilla
                                            Biker Gnome
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 23200

                                            #22
                                            Been there, happens all the time in the military, look at it this way, was never ment to be
                                            Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                            think about that

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                                            • flashfire
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                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 13098

                                              #23
                                              thats a good one

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                                              • frostyimpressions
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                                                • May 2007
                                                • 918

                                                #24
                                                Hahaha very clever.
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                                                • Megafoo
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                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                  • 232

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                  anyone whos been in the military knows when you are on deployment you do not give up pics of your loved ones for anything.

                                                  whoever told you that made up a story.

                                                  best thing he could do in that situation is when he gets home, find, seduce and fuck her best friend. that will bother her for life.
                                                  That use to be true 30 to 50 years ago when most grunts on the frontline were lucky to get mail once a month. These days they have full fledge post offices just for american soldiers and lets not forget the webcams they use to actually look face to face with their loved ones on a daily basis. Actual snapshots are not as important anymore.
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                                                  • VeriSexy
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                                                    • Apr 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    still made me lol
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                                                    • nosey
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                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      damn

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                                                      • Spunky
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                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 133986

                                                        #28
                                                        Damn she devils,every one of them

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