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LBBV 11-01-2007 12:58 PM

Marine gets even with girlfriend!
 
A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.


There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.


:thumbsup

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-01-2007 01:04 PM

nice, would love to see the outcome of that

BOSS1 11-01-2007 01:07 PM

still sad as fuck

Nasty-Ass 11-01-2007 01:09 PM

Rip Off
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 13317830)
still sad as fuck


That was done on an episode of Mash.............:warning

GAMEFINEST 11-01-2007 01:15 PM

dayammmmmm

BlackCrayon 11-01-2007 01:21 PM

I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.

MikeVega 11-01-2007 01:23 PM

that would be funny

tblake 11-01-2007 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 13317888)
I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.

I was thinking about this earlier. I would feel pretty bad if some girl I slept with had a significant other that was fighting in Iraq. It is just so un-patriotic.

Phil 11-01-2007 01:37 PM

classic. Got to love that one. Reneber there was anavy guy that got back from Iraq and his GF came to greet him with stuffed belly.. he was gone for over a year. He clocked her right after getting off the deck.

DaddyHalbucks 11-01-2007 01:40 PM

I support our troops 100%. Those guys are dying for our freedom and for the freedom of the Iraqis. They have it tough on many fronts.

Gianna_CECash 11-01-2007 01:45 PM

hahahah that is sooo funny:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeric 11-01-2007 01:48 PM

anyone whos been in the military knows when you are on deployment you do not give up pics of your loved ones for anything.

whoever told you that made up a story.

best thing he could do in that situation is when he gets home, find, seduce and fuck her best friend. that will bother her for life.

undersoul 11-01-2007 01:48 PM

omg that's classic

Cogitator 11-01-2007 01:50 PM

or seduce and fuck her sister. :-)

Michaelious 11-01-2007 01:50 PM

That's priceless!

pornguy 11-01-2007 01:54 PM

Or fuck her mom.
She would need therapy for life.

Forest 11-01-2007 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nasty-Ass (Post 13317837)
That was done on an episode of Mash.............:warning

yep and it was on tv last night

:1orglaugh

D 11-01-2007 01:56 PM

Urban Lengend.

Been around for awhile:

http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/photo.asp

Phil 11-01-2007 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 13317967)
I support our troops 100%. Those guys are dying for our freedom and for the freedom of the Iraqis. They have it tough on many fronts.

for our freedom? you joking, right?

Mister E 11-01-2007 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 13317888)
I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.

...and the guys at home with their wives are just getting fucked!

Kevsh 11-01-2007 02:10 PM

Smells like Urban Legend to me ... but if true, pretty fucking good comeback ha ha

Vendzilla 11-01-2007 02:15 PM

Been there, happens all the time in the military, look at it this way, was never ment to be

flashfire 11-01-2007 02:17 PM

thats a good one

frostyimpressions 11-01-2007 02:17 PM

Hahaha very clever.

Megafoo 11-01-2007 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13317996)
anyone whos been in the military knows when you are on deployment you do not give up pics of your loved ones for anything.

whoever told you that made up a story.

best thing he could do in that situation is when he gets home, find, seduce and fuck her best friend. that will bother her for life.

That use to be true 30 to 50 years ago when most grunts on the frontline were lucky to get mail once a month. These days they have full fledge post offices just for american soldiers and lets not forget the webcams they use to actually look face to face with their loved ones on a daily basis. Actual snapshots are not as important anymore.

VeriSexy 11-01-2007 07:14 PM

still made me lol

nosey 11-01-2007 07:27 PM

damn :1orglaugh

Spunky 11-01-2007 07:39 PM

Damn she devils,every one of them


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