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Marine gets even with girlfriend!
A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. :thumbsup |
nice, would love to see the outcome of that
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still sad as fuck
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That was done on an episode of Mash.............:warning |
dayammmmmm
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I'm sure the majority of guys overseas are getting cheated on.
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that would be funny
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classic. Got to love that one. Reneber there was anavy guy that got back from Iraq and his GF came to greet him with stuffed belly.. he was gone for over a year. He clocked her right after getting off the deck.
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I support our troops 100%. Those guys are dying for our freedom and for the freedom of the Iraqis. They have it tough on many fronts.
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hahahah that is sooo funny:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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anyone whos been in the military knows when you are on deployment you do not give up pics of your loved ones for anything.
whoever told you that made up a story. best thing he could do in that situation is when he gets home, find, seduce and fuck her best friend. that will bother her for life. |
omg that's classic
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or seduce and fuck her sister. :-)
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That's priceless!
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Or fuck her mom.
She would need therapy for life. |
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Smells like Urban Legend to me ... but if true, pretty fucking good comeback ha ha
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Been there, happens all the time in the military, look at it this way, was never ment to be
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thats a good one
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Hahaha very clever.
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still made me lol
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damn :1orglaugh
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Damn she devils,every one of them
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