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Juicy D. Links · 10-27-2007, 07:08 AM

I was thinking of this

"Nick Valenti"

-My family invented polycarbons and owns patents and I am sole heir to the fortune

help me add to this persona

Juicy D. Links · 10-27-2007, 07:09 AM

or I can say i have 32 Marble Quarries in Italy

Donkey Punch · 10-27-2007, 07:12 AM

I was thinking :: Donkey Punch ::

Donkey Punch · 10-27-2007, 07:13 AM

Holy Shart, 100k posts congrats no go take some percocet and celebrex for them damn painful wrists ;]

Juicy D. Links · 10-27-2007, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donkey Punch

I was thinking :: Donkey Punch ::

thats not exoic enough

DEA - banned for life · 10-27-2007, 07:25 AM

family breeds arabian horses in napa valley CA...you live on the east coast and handle all the sales for the tri=state area and quebec <horseshit>

munki · 10-27-2007, 07:34 AM

You are now working on top secret nano technology for teh governments ... but you've already said to much...

Madame0120 · 10-27-2007, 07:47 AM

I love character development. It is always best to start with what you know. I know enough about opera, cooking, manufactoring and aircraft, to bullshit most anyone into thinking I am an expert.

So the questions I would like to know the answers to are ..

What does Juicy know, besides being sexy?

What languages does he speak?

Does Juicy have any hobbies, besides hound dogging?

What's in his closet? No no not his sexual closet.

Can he play any musical instruments?

Is Juicy's man meat .. of epic proportions?

I'd stay away from any Italian names, the gombas wouldn't like you scammin' their hot sisters.

fris · 10-27-2007, 07:48 AM

head guy of nys manure cleanup system

polish_aristocrat · 10-27-2007, 07:49 AM

how about the persona of a guido with 100,000 posts?

StuartD · 10-27-2007, 07:50 AM

How about the name.... Butt Naked.

Steve Awesome · 10-27-2007, 07:51 AM

Go to a respected doctor's office, get some of his business cards, then use THAT as your persona. Oh, here's my mobile number -- I'll just write it on the back. I've never actually tried this but a friend of mine claims it works. Just an idea, I'm not condoning actually lying to a chick. Hehe.

Hail To Deez Nuts · 10-27-2007, 10:10 AM

FIRST: get a head transplant (one with a nice looking face)
SECOND: get a body transplant (one that looks somewhat human)
THIRD: quit the drugs and booze 24/7 (sure it's fun, but in moderation!)
FOURTH: stop wearing wrangler jeans that are too small for you (wrangler jeans aren't cool and wearing small jeans only exaggerates your hideous gut and back flab)
FIFTH: get some money (girls hate guys who are as poor as you)

GOOD LUCK MY FRIEND - MUCH SUCCESS!!!!

CurrentlySober · 10-27-2007, 10:17 AM

Just tell them you like poo...

Works for me

CheneyRumsfeld · 10-27-2007, 10:23 AM

forget it.
Tony Curtis done The Great Imposter years ago.

ChargebackJoe · 10-27-2007, 06:27 PM

tell them the truth

DamageX · 10-27-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

How about the name.... Butt Naked.

Juicy D. Links · 10-27-2007, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChargebackJoe

tell them the truth

nah i use a persona evrytime i travel especially for Vegas....

meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Juicy D. Links · 10-27-2007, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome

Go to a respected doctor's office, get some of his business cards, then use THAT as your persona. Oh, here's my mobile number -- I'll just write it on the back. I've never actually tried this but a friend of mine claims it works. Just an idea, I'm not condoning actually lying to a chick. Hehe.

hehheehhe ill use a plastic surgeon card...GOOD IDEAAAAAAAAA

Woohoooooooooo

tony286 · 10-27-2007, 06:38 PM

you lost your wife 2 yrs ago and are trying to get on with your life.

ChargebackJoe · 10-27-2007, 06:46 PM

but what if she tries to call the number on the front? I think we're getting into Anal Hobit territory here with this business card idea

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

hehheehhe ill use a plastic surgeon card...GOOD IDEAAAAAAAAA

Woohoooooooooo

GrouchyAdmin · 10-27-2007, 06:47 PM

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10-27-2007, 07:08 AM	#1
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10-27-2007, 07:09 AM	#2
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10-27-2007, 07:25 AM	#6
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10-27-2007, 07:49 AM	#10
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10-27-2007, 10:10 AM	#13
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