I need a NEW "Persona" for when i go hunting for ass.
 

I was thinking of this

"Nick Valenti"

-My family invented polycarbons and owns patents and I am sole heir to the fortune


help me add to this persona

or I can say i have 32 Marble Quarries in Italy

I was thinking :: Donkey Punch ::

Holy Shart, 100k posts congrats no go take some percocet and celebrex for them damn painful wrists ;]

thats not exoic enough

family breeds arabian horses in napa valley CA...you live on the east coast and handle all the sales for the tri=state area and quebec <horseshit>

You are now working on top secret nano technology for teh governments ... but you've already said to much...

I love character development. It is always best to start with what you know. I know enough about opera, cooking, manufactoring and aircraft, to bullshit most anyone into thinking I am an expert.

So the questions I would like to know the answers to are ..

What does Juicy know, besides being sexy?

What languages does he speak?

Does Juicy have any hobbies, besides hound dogging?

What's in his closet? No no not his sexual closet.

Can he play any musical instruments?

Is Juicy's man meat .. of epic proportions?

I'd stay away from any Italian names, the gombas wouldn't like you scammin' their hot sisters.:winkwink:

head guy of nys manure cleanup system

how about the persona of a guido with 100,000 posts? :winkwink:

How about the name.... Butt Naked.

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures...ostanza015.jpg

Go to a respected doctor's office, get some of his business cards, then use THAT as your persona. Oh, here's my mobile number -- I'll just write it on the back. I've never actually tried this but a friend of mine claims it works. Just an idea, I'm not condoning actually lying to a chick. Hehe.

FIRST: get a head transplant (one with a nice looking face)
SECOND: get a body transplant (one that looks somewhat human)
THIRD: quit the drugs and booze 24/7 (sure it's fun, but in moderation!)
FOURTH: stop wearing wrangler jeans that are too small for you (wrangler jeans aren't cool and wearing small jeans only exaggerates your hideous gut and back flab)
FIFTH: get some money (girls hate guys who are as poor as you)

GOOD LUCK MY FRIEND - MUCH SUCCESS!!!!

Just tell them you like poo...

Works for me :)

forget it.
Tony Curtis done The Great Imposter years ago.

tell them the truth

:1orglaugh

nah i use a persona evrytime i travel especially for Vegas....


meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

hehheehhe ill use a plastic surgeon card...GOOD IDEAAAAAAAAA


Woohoooooooooo

you lost your wife 2 yrs ago and are trying to get on with your life.

but what if she tries to call the number on the front? I think we're getting into Anal Hobit territory here with this business card idea

Jay McPosterton.

By day, mild mannered webmaster; by night, morphs into a vbulletin virus, spreading woe and peril throughout the lands, and minds of pornmongers.

Soon to be a cartoon on ABC!