My conversation with SmoothCriminal part 2

[Dildozer]

I swear to go this just happened. I know some of you bitches don't find it entertaining, well for the rest of you, here it is.

Fuck it sounds like some somethingawful.com prank

Casinoboy (4:00 AM) :
hello

Dildozer (4:01 AM) :
well hello kind sir

Dildozer (4:01 AM) :
how may i help you this fabulous evening?

Casinoboy (4:01 AM) :
hehehe

Dildozer (4:01 AM) :
what?

Dildozer (4:01 AM) :
it's a new course i'm taking

Casinoboy (4:01 AM) :
buy my lists off me

Dildozer (4:02 AM) :
what list?

Casinoboy (4:02 AM) :
email lists

Dildozer (4:02 AM) :
email?

Casinoboy (4:02 AM) :
email addresses

Dildozer (4:02 AM) :
wasn't it ICQ old chum?

Casinoboy (4:03 AM) :
well i got both

Dildozer (4:03 AM) :
ah i see

Dildozer (4:03 AM) :
why you don't make money of it anymore?

Dildozer (4:04 AM) :
i mortgaged my home so i can afford the lasers

Casinoboy (4:04 AM) :
i am, well sort of

Dildozer (4:04 AM) :
but depending how much those emails are...

Dildozer (4:04 AM) :
sort of? i thought you were making bling bling champ!

Casinoboy (4:05 AM) :
i have a new list, just downloaded them

Dildozer (4:05 AM) :
but since i already have the goats and all i might as well go forward with the whole laser thing

Casinoboy (4:05 AM) :
one does have a gold chain on his neck right now

Dildozer (4:05 AM) :
and you're not using it?

Dildozer (4:06 AM) :
I had to sell mine to pay for the wedding
cuz my wife spent most of the money on booze anyway

Casinoboy (4:06 AM) :
one is also going out in the limo to watch The Fast Show on october 1st, after that its off to the casino

Dildozer (4:06 AM) :
i kinda liked her better when she drank... now she's pissed off all the time instead of being pissed all the time

Dildozer (4:06 AM) :
hahaha get it?

Dildozer (4:06 AM) :
pissed off, pissed!!!!

Casinoboy (4:07 AM) :
so you not interested??

Dildozer (4:07 AM) :
anyway that limo thing sounds quite swell my boy

Casinoboy (4:07 AM) :
i know

Dildozer (4:07 AM) :
depends on the price ol'buddy

Dildozer (4:08 AM) :
so how much? 50 bucks?

Casinoboy (4:09 AM) :
$1000 payed via Western Union

Casinoboy (4:09 AM) :
you can have my new list aswell

Dildozer (4:09 AM) :
my woman will be pissed off if i pawn the tv

Casinoboy (4:09 AM) :
bye

Dildozer (4:09 AM) :
hahahaha

Dildozer (4:10 AM) :
what'S wrong?

Dildozer (4:10 AM) :
i a salesman but can't tolerate to hear about other people's lives?

Casinoboy (4:10 AM) :
if you haven't got any money I don't wanna know you

Casinoboy (4:10 AM) :
goodbye

Dildozer (4:10 AM) :
WAITUP!!!!!!

Dildozer (4:11 AM) :
i might find the money

Dildozer (4:11 AM) :
but like i told you i mortgaged the house

Dildozer (4:11 AM) :
and i might have a little extra

Dildozer (4:11 AM) :
but $1000 is a bit steep no?

Casinoboy (4:12 AM) :
$1000 is my price, if you got the money great, if you haven't byebye

Dildozer (4:12 AM) :
I,ll tell you what. I,ll go to the market this week and sell a couple goats
all they do is use up food anyway
and i mean i'm not gonna need 20 goats to test my lasers

Dildozer (4:12 AM) :
so how about wednesday?

[Dildozer]

Casinoboy (4:13 AM) :
$1000 is good, give it 14 days you'll make the money back in no time

Dildozer (4:14 AM) :
so do i have time to get rid of a couple goats first?

Casinoboy (4:14 AM) :
do what you like

Dildozer (4:14 AM) :
i wouldn't want to spam e-mails already saturated and all you know

Dildozer (4:14 AM) :
asl

Casinoboy (4:15 AM) :
well its up to you, i'm not forceing you to buy

Dildozer (4:15 AM) :
what?

Casinoboy (4:15 AM) :
do you want to buy or not?

Dildozer (4:16 AM) :
well i'm not really sure
are you sure those e-mail work?

Dildozer (4:16 AM) :
hello?

Casinoboy (4:16 AM) :
of course there real

Dildozer (4:17 AM) :
sure sure?

Casinoboy (4:17 AM) :
i will give you icq pager addresses aswell

Dildozer (4:17 AM) :
FUCK!!!!!!

Dildozer (4:17 AM) :
brb

Casinoboy (4:17 AM) :
i'm 100% certain there real

Dildozer (4:18 AM) :
fuckin cat!

Dildozer (4:18 AM) :
tell me Smooth ol'chum have you ever owned a cat?

Dildozer (4:19 AM) :
i don't really own it
SHE owns it

Casinoboy (4:19 AM) :
well i did have pussy last night,

Dildozer (4:19 AM) :
maybe i could sell the fuckin thing
you think i could get good money for a cat?

Dildozer (4:19 AM) :
you ate cat last night?

Dildozer (4:19 AM) :
u Korean or sumthin?

Dildozer (4:20 AM) :
i could sell you mine if you're really hungry
i tell you he's a fat motherfucker

Casinoboy (4:20 AM) :
English

Dildozer (4:21 AM) :
ah sorry

English eh?
Well that's just dandy

Casinoboy (4:21 AM) :
I'm from England

Dildozer (4:21 AM) :
Where's that?

Casinoboy (4:22 AM) :
what do you mean wheres that?

you know where that is

Dildozer (4:22 AM) :
It's in Russia right?

Casinoboy (4:23 AM) :

check a map out

right lets talk about you buying this list

Dildozer (4:23 AM) :
map?

Casinoboy (4:23 AM) :
icq has fucked up again

Dildozer (4:24 AM) :
well that's just not too swell ol'friend

Message was sent. User is Offline.The message will be delivered when user goes Online.

Casinoboy (4:26 AM) :
back
Dildozer (4:26 AM) :
what happened?
Is that one of those viruses we hear so much about on aol?
Casinoboy (4:27 AM) :
don't have aol
Dildozer (4:27 AM) :
oh
how do you get on the internet then?
Dildozer (4:27 AM) :
you use dsl?
Casinoboy (4:27 AM) :
yep
Dildozer (4:28 AM) :
so can i have those e-mails please?
Dildozer (4:29 AM) :
THAT FUCKIN CAT!!!!!!
Casinoboy (4:29 AM) :
you can make the payment via western union

go to there site now

Dildozer (4:29 AM) :
what is it?

Casinoboy (4:29 AM) :
westernunion.com

Dildozer (4:30 AM) :
oh no i don't have that
i have aol.com

Casinoboy (4:30 AM) :
no you clown, thats how i want you to pay the money to me

Dildozer (4:31 AM) :
i'm not a clown i'm an engineer

Casinoboy (4:31 AM) :
ok, hehe

Dildozer (4:31 AM) :
i told you i'm working with lasers

Dildozer (4:31 AM) :
JESUS H. CHRIST!

Dildozer (4:32 AM) :
Dude i gotta go the cops are knocking at my door again.
I'll contact you later

Dildozer (4:32 AM) :
fuckfuckfuck

Casinoboy (4:32 AM) :
hmmm, ok

Dildozer (4:33 AM) :
Hello?

Casinoboy (4:33 AM) :
what

Dildozer (4:33 AM) :
This is sargeant Plante of the RCMP

Casinoboy (4:34 AM) :
sargeant plante your a fag

Casinoboy (4:34 AM) :
hehe

Dildozer (4:34 AM) :
hahahahahahaha
no dude
YOU ARE!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Casinoboy (4:34 AM) :
let me watch this porno in peace

Casinoboy (4:35 AM) :
back in 5 mins

[Juge]

... and yet again, Smooth Criminal almost makes his first $$$ in this biz. He was so close this time... The saga continues...

[BrettJ]

I feel i'm doing a public service by posting this. I hope nobody gets suckered by something like this. legitimate people should always be willing to let you test their product or at the very least give you some trustworthy references to support their claims.
~Brett


First message - (unsolicited)
163500505: you can rent our double opt-in lists

7.5 million straight - $13k

2.5 million gay - $3k

Brett's LapTop: gfy

Casinoboy: hehehe

Casinoboy: so you not interested?

Brett's LapTop: ya all trashed your reputations earlier - best of luck

Casinoboy: why what did i do?

Casinoboy: hahahaha

Brett's LapTop: i don't really have time to get into it - but from what I read - I didn't read any posts by you that gave me even a shread of trust in you or your business practices - the only thing I can say was that you were polite

Brett's LapTop: even through the repeated attempts by the other guy to be a dick to you ... you continued to treat him well

Brett's LapTop: but i got a sneaking suspcious that you are a snake in the grass

Casinoboy: why is that?

Brett's LapTop: all i have to go on is first instincts - unless you have a list of people that will vouche for you

Brett's LapTop: ... err.. a list of credible (well known) people

Casinoboy: why don't you rent my list out and see what happens

Brett's LapTop: why don't you send it to 10,000 people for free - and show me what it can do

Casinoboy: if you receive thousands of complaints you know i've coned you

if you receive few complaints but see a sudden increase in your conversions, bingo you know i'm legit

Casinoboy: so its up to you

Brett's LapTop: not really. it's up to you. you don't go to a car dealership and buy a car with out at least test driving it. Better yet - you don't buy a car with out even seeing if the person you are buying it from even OWNS the car

Casinoboy: my way or the high way, sir :-D

Brett's LapTop: hit the road then joker =)

Casinoboy: good don't come back to me

Brett's LapTop: I love easy decisions like that

Brett's LapTop: =)

Casinoboy: so do i

Brett's LapTop: boy, you're breaking my heart

Casinoboy: who cares goodbye

Brett's LapTop: you couldn't or wouldn't give a name of a person that would vouche for you - and you want me to feel bad on passing on the "opportunity of a life time"

Casinoboy: Thought you made an 'easy decision'?:-D

Brett's LapTop: :::shrug:::: or you made it for me by continuing to show that you live under an elm tree - - even after I said that I was concerned that you were a shady person - - you wouldn't legitimize yourself

Casinoboy: why don't you toss a coin

Brett's LapTop: call it in the air

Casinoboy: tales you rent the list, heads you don't

Brett's LapTop: sorrry you lost. (that's about as fast as my money would dissappear if i sent you a wire)

Casinoboy: ok, nevermind

bye
Brett's LapTop: good bye

[Dildozer]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

For someone who's "raking in the bling bling" he sure wants to sell the list

[Juge]

Ok, enough of this shit. This is my conversation with the guy. Do you all remember how he could not figure out how to post images to the board? He was linking them from his C Drive, and couldn't figure out why everyone else couldn't see them. People attempted to explain to him why this happened, but he refused to listen. Eventually, people stopped trying to help him, and started making fun of him:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=70925
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=71309
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=71452
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=71792

Do you really think someone this stupid is ever going to make any money from this biz? I even tried to explain to him in my conversation below, and he wouldn't listen to me. Take a look (I hope these tags work right):

SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): hello
Juge: hi there.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): i have a few things for sale that might interest you
Juge: ok.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): 100 million email addresses
36 million opt-in email addresses
6,000 adult webmaster addresses
Juge: ha ha, no, not interested.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): why is that?
Juge: because spamming is illegal, and i dont want to get charged $5 per email.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): well you've been hit by a smoothcriminal:-D
Juge: have you been banned from GFY or something?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): nope, one has been making good posts, everyone has forgiven me
Juge: oh i see.
do you have 6 or 7 usernames?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): nope just one
Juge: oh... why the 6 at the end?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): well... i got banned 5 times but they let me in the sixth time
Juge: ok, that's what i thought.
why were you banned?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): swearing & cussing people
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): so hows business today?
Juge: business is good, thanks.
so do you know what all the shit was about at the start with your mislinked pics? or should i explain?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): saving the pics to my desktop
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): i should put the pics into my c drive
Juge: no no no, you were linking them as:
c:\your computers dir\something\pic1.jpg
nobody but you has access to that.
you should have put them on a server like:
http:\\www.smoothcriminal.com\pic1.jpg
then everyone could see them
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): something like that
Juge: the hacking attempt at you - that was all false. that's an IFRAME in the html code that shows contents of "c:\". so when i look at it, it shows contents of my c:\. when you look at it, it shows contents of your c:\ drive. so when someone posts it on a message board, it LOOKS like your c:\ drive is on the msg board. But, in reality, everyone sees their own c:\ drive, but just pretend to the people who dont know that they are actually seeing yours.... notice how NOBODY mentioned a specific file on your drive - they couldnt, because they couldnt actually see it.
Juge: something like that - no, it's not something like that, it IS that. believe me. if you dont follow, i'll explain better, so this never happens to you again.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): dude, don't bother telling me
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): so how many sign-ups you got today?
Juge: i dont know, i dont check stats everyday
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): careful your sponsors can shave you
Juge: yes, i know
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): doesn't seem like it that you know - remember you don't check your stats:-D
Juge: i know all about it, my friend.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): so you don't know how many sign-ups you got today?
Juge: not until i check.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): well check
Juge: im busy
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): yeah right thats what they all say, only takes 10 seconds to log in
Juge: i have many sponsors, dude, i am not going to check them all right now. and even if i did, who says im going to tell you?
Juge: sign ups / day is meaningless.
it's the average over weeks or a month that matters
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): nevermind

I wouldn't have posted this, normally, but since the dude is spamming everyone in sight, and will probably eventually fuck over someone (even though they'd have to have an ICQ of even less than his), I decided to post this.