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Juge · 09-19-2002, 05:42 AM

Ok, enough of this shit. This is my conversation with the guy. Do you all remember how he could not figure out how to post images to the board? He was linking them from his C Drive, and couldn't figure out why everyone else couldn't see them. People attempted to explain to him why this happened, but he refused to listen. Eventually, people stopped trying to help him, and started making fun of him:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=70925
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=71309
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=71452
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=71792

Do you really think someone this stupid is ever going to make any money from this biz? I even tried to explain to him in my conversation below, and he wouldn't listen to me. Take a look (I hope these tags work right):

SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): hello
Juge: hi there.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): i have a few things for sale that might interest you
Juge: ok.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): 100 million email addresses
36 million opt-in email addresses
6,000 adult webmaster addresses
Juge: ha ha, no, not interested.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): why is that?
Juge: because spamming is illegal, and i dont want to get charged $5 per email.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): well you've been hit by a smoothcriminal:-D
Juge: have you been banned from GFY or something?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): nope, one has been making good posts, everyone has forgiven me
Juge: oh i see.
do you have 6 or 7 usernames?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): nope just one
Juge: oh... why the 6 at the end?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): well... i got banned 5 times but they let me in the sixth time
Juge: ok, that's what i thought.
why were you banned?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): swearing & cussing people
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): so hows business today?
Juge: business is good, thanks.
so do you know what all the shit was about at the start with your mislinked pics? or should i explain?
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): saving the pics to my desktop
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): i should put the pics into my c drive
Juge: no no no, you were linking them as:
c:\your computers dir\something\pic1.jpg
nobody but you has access to that.
you should have put them on a server like:
http:\\www.smoothcriminal.com\pic1.jpg
then everyone could see them
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): something like that
Juge: the hacking attempt at you - that was all false. that's an IFRAME in the html code that shows contents of "c:\". so when i look at it, it shows contents of my c:\. when you look at it, it shows contents of your c:\ drive. so when someone posts it on a message board, it LOOKS like your c:\ drive is on the msg board. But, in reality, everyone sees their own c:\ drive, but just pretend to the people who dont know that they are actually seeing yours.... notice how NOBODY mentioned a specific file on your drive - they couldnt, because they couldnt actually see it.
Juge: something like that - no, it's not something like that, it IS that. believe me. if you dont follow, i'll explain better, so this never happens to you again.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): dude, don't bother telling me
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): so how many sign-ups you got today?
Juge: i dont know, i dont check stats everyday
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): careful your sponsors can shave you
Juge: yes, i know
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): doesn't seem like it that you know - remember you don't check your stats:-D
Juge: i know all about it, my friend.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): so you don't know how many sign-ups you got today?
Juge: not until i check.
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): well check
Juge: im busy
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): yeah right thats what they all say, only takes 10 seconds to log in
Juge: i have many sponsors, dude, i am not going to check them all right now. and even if i did, who says im going to tell you?

Juge: sign ups / day is meaningless.
it's the average over weeks or a month that matters
SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): nevermind

I wouldn't have posted this, normally, but since the dude is spamming everyone in sight, and will probably eventually fuck over someone (even though they'd have to have an ICQ of even less than his), I decided to post this.

09-19-2002, 05:42 AM
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Ok, enough of this shit. This is my conversation with the guy. Do you all remember how he could not figure out how to post images to the board? He was linking them from his C Drive, and couldn't figure out why everyone else couldn't see them. People attempted to explain to him why this happened, but he refused to listen. Eventually, people stopped trying to help him, and started making fun of him: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=70925 http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=71309 http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=71452 http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=71792 Do you really think someone this stupid is ever going to make any money from this biz? I even tried to explain to him in my conversation below, and he wouldn't listen to me. Take a look (I hope these tags work right): SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): hello Juge: hi there. SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): i have a few things for sale that might interest you Juge: ok. SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): 100 million email addresses 36 million opt-in email addresses 6,000 adult webmaster addresses Juge: ha ha, no, not interested. SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): why is that? Juge: because spamming is illegal, and i dont want to get charged $5 per email. SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): well you've been hit by a smoothcriminal:-D Juge: have you been banned from GFY or something? SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): nope, one has been making good posts, everyone has forgiven me Juge: oh i see. do you have 6 or 7 usernames? SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): nope just one Juge: oh... why the 6 at the end? SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): well... i got banned 5 times but they let me in the sixth time Juge: ok, that's what i thought. why were you banned? SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): swearing & cussing people SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): so hows business today? Juge: business is good, thanks. so do you know what all the shit was about at the start with your mislinked pics? or should i explain? SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): saving the pics to my desktop SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): i should put the pics into my c drive Juge: no no no, you were linking them as: c:\your computers dir\something\pic1.jpg nobody but you has access to that. you should have put them on a server like: http:\\www.smoothcriminal.com\pic1.jpg then everyone could see them SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): something like that Juge: the hacking attempt at you - that was all false. that's an IFRAME in the html code that shows contents of "c:\". so when i look at it, it shows contents of my c:\. when you look at it, it shows contents of your c:\ drive. so when someone posts it on a message board, it LOOKS like your c:\ drive is on the msg board. But, in reality, everyone sees their own c:\ drive, but just pretend to the people who dont know that they are actually seeing yours.... notice how NOBODY mentioned a specific file on your drive - they couldnt, because they couldnt actually see it. Juge: something like that - no, it's not something like that, it IS that. believe me. if you dont follow, i'll explain better, so this never happens to you again. SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): dude, don't bother telling me SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): so how many sign-ups you got today? Juge: i dont know, i dont check stats everyday SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): careful your sponsors can shave you Juge: yes, i know SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): doesn't seem like it that you know - remember you don't check your stats:-D Juge: i know all about it, my friend. SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): so you don't know how many sign-ups you got today? Juge: not until i check. SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): well check Juge: im busy SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): yeah right thats what they all say, only takes 10 seconds to log in Juge: i have many sponsors, dude, i am not going to check them all right now. and even if i did, who says im going to tell you? Juge: sign ups / day is meaningless. it's the average over weeks or a month that matters SmoothCriminal(CasinoBoy): nevermind I wouldn't have posted this, normally, but since the dude is spamming everyone in sight, and will probably eventually fuck over someone (even though they'd have to have an ICQ of even less than his), I decided to post this. Last edited by Juge; 09-19-2002 at 05:46 AM..