I swear to go this just happened. I know some of you bitches don't find it entertaining, well for the rest of you, here it is.
Fuck it sounds like some somethingawful.com prank
Casinoboy (4:00 AM) :
hello
Dildozer (4:01 AM) :
well hello kind sir
Dildozer (4:01 AM) :
how may i help you this fabulous evening?
Casinoboy (4:01 AM) :
hehehe
Dildozer (4:01 AM) :
what?
Dildozer (4:01 AM) :
it's a new course i'm taking
Casinoboy (4:01 AM) :
buy my lists off me
Dildozer (4:02 AM) :
what list?
Casinoboy (4:02 AM) :
email lists
Dildozer (4:02 AM) :
email?
Casinoboy (4:02 AM) :
email addresses
Dildozer (4:02 AM) :
wasn't it ICQ old chum?
Casinoboy (4:03 AM) :
well i got both
Dildozer (4:03 AM) :
ah i see
Dildozer (4:03 AM) :
why you don't make money of it anymore?
Dildozer (4:04 AM) :
i mortgaged my home so i can afford the lasers
Casinoboy (4:04 AM) :
i am, well sort of
Dildozer (4:04 AM) :
but depending how much those emails are...
Dildozer (4:04 AM) :
sort of? i thought you were making bling bling champ!
Casinoboy (4:05 AM) :
i have a new list, just downloaded them
Dildozer (4:05 AM) :
but since i already have the goats and all i might as well go forward with the whole laser thing
Casinoboy (4:05 AM) :
one does have a gold chain on his neck right now
Dildozer (4:05 AM) :
and you're not using it?
Dildozer (4:06 AM) :
I had to sell mine to pay for the wedding
cuz my wife spent most of the money on booze anyway
Casinoboy (4:06 AM) :
one is also going out in the limo to watch The Fast Show on october 1st, after that its off to the casino
Dildozer (4:06 AM) :
i kinda liked her better when she drank... now she's pissed off all the time instead of being pissed all the time
Dildozer (4:06 AM) :
hahaha get it?
Dildozer (4:06 AM) :
pissed off, pissed!!!!
Casinoboy (4:07 AM) :
so you not interested??
Dildozer (4:07 AM) :
anyway that limo thing sounds quite swell my boy
Casinoboy (4:07 AM) :
i know
Dildozer (4:07 AM) :
depends on the price ol'buddy
Dildozer (4:08 AM) :
so how much? 50 bucks?
Casinoboy (4:09 AM) :
$1000 payed via Western Union
Casinoboy (4:09 AM) :
you can have my new list aswell
Dildozer (4:09 AM) :
my woman will be pissed off if i pawn the tv
Casinoboy (4:09 AM) :
bye
Dildozer (4:09 AM) :
hahahaha
Dildozer (4:10 AM) :
what'S wrong?
Dildozer (4:10 AM) :
i a salesman but can't tolerate to hear about other people's lives?
Casinoboy (4:10 AM) :
if you haven't got any money I don't wanna know you
Casinoboy (4:10 AM) :
goodbye
Dildozer (4:10 AM) :
WAITUP!!!!!!
Dildozer (4:11 AM) :
i might find the money
Dildozer (4:11 AM) :
but like i told you i mortgaged the house
Dildozer (4:11 AM) :
and i might have a little extra
Dildozer (4:11 AM) :
but $1000 is a bit steep no?
Casinoboy (4:12 AM) :
$1000 is my price, if you got the money great, if you haven't byebye
Dildozer (4:12 AM) :
I,ll tell you what. I,ll go to the market this week and sell a couple goats
all they do is use up food anyway
and i mean i'm not gonna need 20 goats to test my lasers
Dildozer (4:12 AM) :
so how about wednesday?