Requirements to be a VIP in the business. - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 04-01-2002, 11:36 PM

Why is it you all get soo riled up that there is an elite group of people in the business that get together and have secret meetings to discuss and further our business ventures. Why does this bother you so much? Just because you're not a VIP doesn't give you the right to act soo snotty, you should be happy for us and give us the respect we deserve, it's probally the only way to you might ever have a chance at gettin 'made'.

Those that are VIPs already are Know.

Those that whine about it won't ever be.

Amputate Your Head · 04-01-2002, 11:37 PM

blow me.

boneprone · 04-01-2002, 11:37 PM

Sleazy you speak the straight truth.
By the way i like the new title you have under your name.

Amputate Your Head · 04-01-2002, 11:38 PM

and I mean that from the bottom of my cock.

hyper · 04-01-2002, 11:38 PM

you should have a vip club raffle
$100 bucks a ticket and 200 entries

Amputate Your Head · 04-01-2002, 11:39 PM

I DEFY you.

and I always will.

SleazyDream · 04-01-2002, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
you should have a vip club raffle
$100 bucks a ticket and 200 entries

actually we might just pick someone now and then as a jesture of good faith to the industry and include them as a junor member. Problem is, whenever we do that the person ends up making HUGE piles of money due to the instant HIGH-END connections they make and few people are prepared for that kind of a lifestyle change that soo much money will bring.

ADIDAS · 04-01-2002, 11:41 PM

You need to go BP4L!

FATPad · 04-01-2002, 11:42 PM

Do you guys have a secret handshake too?

hyper · 04-01-2002, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

actually we might just pick someone now and then as a jesture of good faith to the industry and include them as a junor member. Problem is, whenever we do that the person ends up making HUGE piles of money due to the instant HIGH-END connections they make and few people are prepared for that kind of a lifestyle change that soo much money will bring.

I'm down with that

sorta like the Carlton Sheets of Porn

SleazyDream · 04-01-2002, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ADIDAS
You need to go BP4L!

I am BP4L - have been for a LONG time. it's the first step to being 'made'.

Ludedude · 04-01-2002, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Do you guys have a secret handshake too?

I heard a rumor about this...something about two thumbs up the ass and twist.

Then again, I might be wrong.

theWatsonian · 04-01-2002, 11:44 PM

A secret handshake would be way cool.

SykkBoy · 04-01-2002, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Do you guys have a secret handshake too?

I think they have a secret milk shake too

MetaformX · 04-01-2002, 11:45 PM

hey CheesyDream, im more VIP then you will ever be.
but you dont see me going around talking about my status and flaunting my stuff around. Quit your yapping and go get me a cup of coffee, biatch.

Amputate Your Head · 04-01-2002, 11:46 PM

fuck the *elite*

and fuck authority.

FATPad · 04-01-2002, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2

I think they have a secret milk shake too

That's not milk on their hands and face, dude...

the Shemp · 04-01-2002, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Do you guys have a secret handshake too?

Geez, MatPad, don't bringup that secret handshake. The leader was extremely pissed off at me for mentioning that publicly.. I wasn't sure if he was yelling or yodelling, but it wasn't good...

regards

shemp

SleazyDream · 04-01-2002, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
hey CheesyDream, im more VIP then you will ever be.
but you dont see me going around talking about my status and flaunting my stuff around. Quit your yapping and go get me a cup of coffee, biatch.

now public comments like that might not get you approved by the council. Not too bright....

Dawgy · 04-01-2002, 11:49 PM

this biz is like any other. theres always a small group of very successful people who stick together and do private deals with each other.

as for your including someone and them suddenly getting rich just because of those connections... maybe, maybe not. i have a ton of great connections and im not getting rich, because i dont have a ton of things to bring to the table. a few 100k in traffic isnt shit to these people. but i make a nice living from it.

anyway... my post has no real point, just felt like posting. haha

FATPad · 04-01-2002, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp

Geez, MatPad, don't bringup that secret handshake. The leader was extremely pissed off at me for mentioning that publicly.. I wasn't sure if he was yelling or yodelling, but it wasn't good...

regards

shemp

Oops. The leader's going to be mad at me now, isn't he?

Ludedude · 04-01-2002, 11:50 PM

Take me to your leader....

we come in peace....

kmanrox · 04-01-2002, 11:51 PM

pls dont give away our handshake =-/ it took me 3 weeks to figure out how to do it

Ludedude · 04-01-2002, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
pls dont give away our handshake =-/ it took me 3 weeks to figure out how to do it

Let me sniff your fingers?

FATPad · 04-01-2002, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude
Take me to your leader....

we come in peace....

Not YOUR leader. This isn't just any leader.

This is THE Leader.

brocklanders · 04-01-2002, 11:53 PM

Ok, here is my standard sleazy dream response, I'm just going to cut and paste from now on.

SleazyDream, you double-chinned fat fuck. No matter how hot you think you are, realize one thing:

No matter how much money you make in this industry, or how how "elite" you think you are, you will never, ever, ever get a nice piece of pussy without paying for it. No female in their right mind will ever look at you lovingly. Those that do, get repulsed at the very site of your obese body. You will never feel the gentle touch of a woman's body w/o knowing that she is there not because of love, but because of the dollar bill.

The irony is that you look at pussy for a living, but will never get the real thing without the all-mighty field leveler: money. Stick that in your hat sleazy. Wait, maybe I'm wrong. You will get a piece of ass w/o paying for it: if her nickname is "Titanic." Maybe you can troll the fat farm or the Jenny Craig center for some babes.

And btw, 350k uniques to a TGP is elite? Only the top 10 are elite in my book. Unless you are sponsor, big host, content company, or processor...that is where the respect lies in this industy.

When people say "you run with the big boys," they aren't referring to traffic, they are referring to your pant size you fat fuck. Please don't bother posting this elite shit again, because if I find it, I will post this reminder time after time. You sloppy no-class sizzler-eating Shamu fuck, the only thing coming out of your mouth should be:

"No kitty, this is my pot pie!"

SleazyDream · 04-01-2002, 11:54 PM

due to recent attempts at VIDEOtaping the secret handshake I urge all 'made' members to ensure the public does not get a good look at it.

Ludedude · 04-01-2002, 11:54 PM

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gotys · 04-01-2002, 11:54 PM

Anyone who pays me $10,000 can be my friend, and I will talk to him, and he/she can sleep at my door steps. And if lucky enough, I will even introduce them to the VIPs ;)

FATPad · 04-01-2002, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brocklanders
Ok, here is my standard sleazy dream response, I'm just going to cut and paste from now on.

SleazyDream, you double-chinned fat fuck. No matter how hot you think you are, realize one thing:

No matter how much money you make in this industry, or how how "elite" you think you are, you will never, ever, ever get a nice piece of pussy without paying for it. No female in their right mind will ever look at you lovingly. Those that do, get repulsed at the very site of your obese body. You will never feel the gentle touch of a woman's body w/o knowing that she is there not because of love, but because of the dollar bill.

The irony is that you look at pussy for a living, but will never get the real thing without the all-mighty field leveler: money. Stick that in your hat sleazy. Wait, maybe I'm wrong. You will get a piece of ass w/o paying for it: if her nickname is "Titanic." Maybe you can troll the fat farm or the Jenny Craig center for some babes.

And btw, 350k uniques to a TGP is elite? Only the top 10 are elite in my book. Unless you are sponsor, big host, content company, or processor...that is where the respect lies in this industy.

When people say "you run with the big boys," they aren't referring to traffic, they are referring to your pant size you fat fuck. Please don't bother posting this elite shit again, because if I find it, I will post this reminder time after time. You sloppy no-class sizzler-eating Shamu fuck, the only thing coming out of your mouth should be:

"No kitty, this is my pot pie!"

You do know he posts this crap just to get people all riled up, right?

kmanrox · 04-01-2002, 11:56 PM

defined;

e·lit·ism or é·lit·ism Pronunciation Key (-ltzm, -l-)
n.
The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources.

Ludedude · 04-01-2002, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad

You do know he posts this crap just to get people all riled up, right?

Fuck, fell for it again LOL

Amputate Your Head · 04-01-2002, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad

You do know he posts this crap just to get people all riled up, right?

doesn't really work anymore though....

MetaformX · 04-01-2002, 11:57 PM

fuck, CheesyDream, you mean talking shit is NOT the best way to get into the "elite" society headed by you and BonyPhony?
isnt that how you got in?

theWatsonian · 04-01-2002, 11:58 PM

Anyone see the remake of Parent Trap? I think the secret handshake was ripped off from that movie...

SleazyDream · 04-01-2002, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brocklanders
Ok, here is my standard sleazy dream response, I'm just going to cut and paste from now on.

SleazyDream, you double-chinned fat fuck. No matter how hot you think you are, realize one thing:

No matter how much money you make in this industry, or how how "elite" you think you are, you will never, ever, ever get a nice piece of pussy without paying for it. No female in their right mind will ever look at you lovingly. Those that do, get repulsed at the very site of your obese body. You will never feel the gentle touch of a woman's body w/o knowing that she is there not because of love, but because of the dollar bill.

The irony is that you look at pussy for a living, but will never get the real thing without the all-mighty field leveler: money. Stick that in your hat sleazy. Wait, maybe I'm wrong. You will get a piece of ass w/o paying for it: if her nickname is "Titanic." Maybe you can troll the fat farm or the Jenny Craig center for some babes.

And btw, 350k uniques to a TGP is elite? Only the top 10 are elite in my book. Unless you are sponsor, big host, content company, or processor...that is where the respect lies in this industy.

When people say "you run with the big boys," they aren't referring to traffic, they are referring to your pant size you fat fuck. Please don't bother posting this elite shit again, because if I find it, I will post this reminder time after time. You sloppy no-class sizzler-eating Shamu fuck, the only thing coming out of your mouth should be:

"No kitty, this is my pot pie!"

see this is the kind of stupidity I'm talknig about. You should know that being a 'made' man means more pussy than you could ever dream of. Sure before I was 'made' I was only able to fuck my wife, but the babes know who has the power and I'm now able to pretty much pick and choose who I want anytime I want.

TheFLY · 04-01-2002, 11:59 PM

All the people that bitch about SleazyDream's VIP party are the beasty and lolita webmasters...

Ludedude · 04-01-2002, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theWatsonian
Anyone see the remake of Parent Trap? I think the secret handshake was ripped off from that movie...

Wait, let me see if I can get SNOW to stream me a ripped copy...

LoveAsianChicks · 04-01-2002, 11:59 PM

Sleazy... Your topic " Requirements to be a VIP in the business."
You didn't list any Requirements.
How much traffic/day makes someone Elite in your opinion?

FATPad · 04-01-2002, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

doesn't really work anymore though....

It still works on a couple of people judging from some of the replies.

SykkBoy · 04-02-2002, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad

That's not milk on their hands and face, dude...

yikes!!! now I'm frightened....

Ludedude · 04-02-2002, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
Sleazy... Your topic " Requirements to be a VIP in the business."
You didn't list any Requirements.
How much traffic/day makes someone Elite in your opinion?

if you have to ask, you ain't it

SleazyDream · 04-02-2002, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
Sleazy... Your topic " Requirements to be a VIP in the business."
You didn't list any Requirements.
How much traffic/day makes someone Elite in your opinion?

like lukedude said............

boneprone · 04-02-2002, 12:03 AM

Sleazy is the Essence of BP4L

Amputate Your Head · 04-02-2002, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

it's not about the traffic, it's about the right attitude.

bullshit... you need another DVD and you know it.

quiet · 04-02-2002, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
fuck the *elite*

and fuck authority.

and fuck over authority -

SleazyDream · 04-02-2002, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

bullshit... you need another DVD and you know it.

I gave the last DVD to a home for the mentally handicaped and then MATCHED Lensman's nice gift with another DVD to another home for the handicaped.

Dawgy · 04-02-2002, 12:05 AM

SleazyDream, dont you already have a DVD player?

Nedder · 04-02-2002, 12:08 AM

Sleezy is a VICP

Very.Important.Chain.Puller

NZ

Ludedude · 04-02-2002, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
SleazyDream, dont you already have a DVD player?

I think he's going into business with SNOW on the streaming thing...needs lots of players for a player farm

04-01-2002, 11:36 PM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Requirements to be a VIP in the business. Why is it you all get soo riled up that there is an elite group of people in the business that get together and have secret meetings to discuss and further our business ventures. Why does this bother you so much? Just because you're not a VIP doesn't give you the right to act soo snotty, you should be happy for us and give us the respect we deserve, it's probally the only way to you might ever have a chance at gettin 'made'. Those that are VIPs already are Know. Those that whine about it won't ever be. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

04-01-2002, 11:37 PM	#3
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Sleazy you speak the straight truth. By the way i like the new title you have under your name. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 04-01-2002 at 11:59 PM..

04-01-2002, 11:38 PM	#5
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	you should have a vip club raffle $100 bucks a ticket and 200 entries __________________

04-01-2002, 11:39 PM	#6
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I DEFY you. and I always will. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

04-01-2002, 11:41 PM	#8
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04-01-2002, 11:44 PM	#13
theWatsonian Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: PB4L HQ Posts: 1,737	A secret handshake would be way cool. __________________ <a href="http://www.watsonian.net"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/cjpb6.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/wm.html?id=567353"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/adult_platinum_85x85_03.gif" border="0"></a>

04-01-2002, 11:45 PM	#15
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	hey CheesyDream, im more VIP then you will ever be. but you dont see me going around talking about my status and flaunting my stuff around. Quit your yapping and go get me a cup of coffee, biatch. __________________

04-01-2002, 11:46 PM	#16
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	fuck the elite and fuck authority. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

04-01-2002, 11:49 PM	#20
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	this biz is like any other. theres always a small group of very successful people who stick together and do private deals with each other. as for your including someone and them suddenly getting rich just because of those connections... maybe, maybe not. i have a ton of great connections and im not getting rich, because i dont have a ton of things to bring to the table. a few 100k in traffic isnt shit to these people. but i make a nice living from it. anyway... my post has no real point, just felt like posting. haha __________________ the revolution is coming.

04-01-2002, 11:50 PM	#22
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Take me to your leader.... we come in peace....

04-01-2002, 11:51 PM	#23
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	pls dont give away our handshake =-/ it took me 3 weeks to figure out how to do it __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

04-01-2002, 11:53 PM	#26
brocklanders Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 297	Ok, here is my standard sleazy dream response, I'm just going to cut and paste from now on. SleazyDream, you double-chinned fat fuck. No matter how hot you think you are, realize one thing: No matter how much money you make in this industry, or how how "elite" you think you are, you will never, ever, ever get a nice piece of pussy without paying for it. No female in their right mind will ever look at you lovingly. Those that do, get repulsed at the very site of your obese body. You will never feel the gentle touch of a woman's body w/o knowing that she is there not because of love, but because of the dollar bill. The irony is that you look at pussy for a living, but will never get the real thing without the all-mighty field leveler: money. Stick that in your hat sleazy. Wait, maybe I'm wrong. You will get a piece of ass w/o paying for it: if her nickname is "Titanic." Maybe you can troll the fat farm or the Jenny Craig center for some babes. And btw, 350k uniques to a TGP is elite? Only the top 10 are elite in my book. Unless you are sponsor, big host, content company, or processor...that is where the respect lies in this industy. When people say "you run with the big boys," they aren't referring to traffic, they are referring to your pant size you fat fuck. Please don't bother posting this elite shit again, because if I find it, I will post this reminder time after time. You sloppy no-class sizzler-eating Shamu fuck, the only thing coming out of your mouth should be: "No kitty, this is my pot pie!" Last edited by brocklanders; 04-01-2002 at 11:55 PM..

04-01-2002, 11:54 PM	#27
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	due to recent attempts at VIDEOtaping the secret handshake I urge all 'made' members to ensure the public does not get a good look at it. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

04-01-2002, 11:54 PM	#29
gotys Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Europe Posts: 767	Anyone who pays me $10,000 can be my friend, and I will talk to him, and he/she can sleep at my door steps. And if lucky enough, I will even introduce them to the VIPs ;) __________________ PicHunter.com,ClipHunter.com,HomeTwat.com -------------------------------------------- not accepting any trades, not selling spots

04-01-2002, 11:56 PM	#31
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	defined; e·lit·ism or é·lit·ism Pronunciation Key (-ltzm, -l-) n. The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources. __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

04-01-2002, 11:57 PM	#34
MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	fuck, CheesyDream, you mean talking shit is NOT the best way to get into the "elite" society headed by you and BonyPhony? isnt that how you got in? __________________

04-01-2002, 11:58 PM	#35
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04-01-2002, 11:59 PM	#37
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	All the people that bitch about SleazyDream's VIP party are the beasty and lolita webmasters...

04-01-2002, 11:59 PM	#39
LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Sleazy... Your topic " Requirements to be a VIP in the business." You didn't list any Requirements. How much traffic/day makes someone Elite in your opinion?

04-02-2002, 12:03 AM	#44
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04-02-2002, 12:05 AM	#48
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	SleazyDream, dont you already have a DVD player? __________________ the revolution is coming.

04-02-2002, 12:08 AM	#49
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