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Old 04-01-2002, 11:58 PM  
SleazyDream
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Originally posted by brocklanders
Ok, here is my standard sleazy dream response, I'm just going to cut and paste from now on.

SleazyDream, you double-chinned fat fuck. No matter how hot you think you are, realize one thing:

No matter how much money you make in this industry, or how how "elite" you think you are, you will never, ever, ever get a nice piece of pussy without paying for it. No female in their right mind will ever look at you lovingly. Those that do, get repulsed at the very site of your obese body. You will never feel the gentle touch of a woman's body w/o knowing that she is there not because of love, but because of the dollar bill.

The irony is that you look at pussy for a living, but will never get the real thing without the all-mighty field leveler: money. Stick that in your hat sleazy. Wait, maybe I'm wrong. You will get a piece of ass w/o paying for it: if her nickname is "Titanic." Maybe you can troll the fat farm or the Jenny Craig center for some babes.

And btw, 350k uniques to a TGP is elite? Only the top 10 are elite in my book. Unless you are sponsor, big host, content company, or processor...that is where the respect lies in this industy.

When people say "you run with the big boys," they aren't referring to traffic, they are referring to your pant size you fat fuck. Please don't bother posting this elite shit again, because if I find it, I will post this reminder time after time. You sloppy no-class sizzler-eating Shamu fuck, the only thing coming out of your mouth should be:

"No kitty, this is my pot pie!"
see this is the kind of stupidity I'm talknig about. You should know that being a 'made' man means more pussy than you could ever dream of. Sure before I was 'made' I was only able to fuck my wife, but the babes know who has the power and I'm now able to pretty much pick and choose who I want anytime I want.
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