GFY Needs a USB Breath-a-lizer Dongle - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 09-17-2002, 02:39 PM

You know... some nights I just get on here too fucked up. It would be cool if Adult.com had a USB Breath-a-lizer Dongle. Posting over the limit should be illegal.

You know... just plug that shit in your USB -- take a breath -- now you have instant access to GFY. No need for even logging in with Username and Password -- fuck that -- if you have the USB Breath-a-lizer Dongle then you have access.

First order of biz -- we need 2 things.

1. Decide on a legal blood alcohol level for posting here.
2. We need the graphics people to draw some skematics... Pictures of the USB dongle... Also think of variants -- like a USB Sperm Count Dongle for threads tagged for romance...
3. More recommendations for more orders of biz.

GFED · 09-17-2002, 02:40 PM

Like last night?

salsbury · 09-17-2002, 02:43 PM

i think it'd be fine if it just put our blood-alcohol-level below our title or something, so we can point and laugh at the boozers.

TheFLY · 09-17-2002, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GFED
Like last night?

I don't remember last night -- but if we had a USB Breath-a-lizer GFY Dongle -- WE WOULD KNOW FOR SURE!

GFED · 09-17-2002, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

I don't remember last night -- but if we had a USB Breath-a-lizer GFY Dongle -- WE WOULD KNOW FOR SURE!

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=77582

TheFLY · 09-17-2002, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by salsbury
i think it'd be fine if it just put our blood-alcohol-level below our title or something, so we can point and laugh at the boozers.

That would be so fucking cool! Damn we have to do some estimations on how much this thing will cost to build! I recommend we make 2 versions. One that is all plastic and a special pimp version in gold -- with recessed signatures of the Top10 GFY Posters of all time.

Make it like this...

(breath nozzle)>[particle detector]\_exhaust-[CPU]-[io port]-/-/-/-/-/./././././././rubber cord././.===---( USB Interface

boneprone · 09-17-2002, 05:02 PM

I love your ideas man!

Nina · 09-17-2002, 05:31 PM

But I love drinking and posting!

High Quality · 09-17-2002, 06:43 PM

No disrespect to you fly or BP, but I hope both of you were drunk when you agreed that this was a good/funny idea.

It just sounds fucking retarded to me...but then again, im completely sober....

09-17-2002, 02:39 PM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	GFY Needs a USB Breath-a-lizer Dongle You know... some nights I just get on here too fucked up. It would be cool if Adult.com had a USB Breath-a-lizer Dongle. Posting over the limit should be illegal. You know... just plug that shit in your USB -- take a breath -- now you have instant access to GFY. No need for even logging in with Username and Password -- fuck that -- if you have the USB Breath-a-lizer Dongle then you have access. First order of biz -- we need 2 things. 1. Decide on a legal blood alcohol level for posting here. 2. We need the graphics people to draw some skematics... Pictures of the USB dongle... Also think of variants -- like a USB Sperm Count Dongle for threads tagged for romance... 3. More recommendations for more orders of biz.

09-17-2002, 02:40 PM	#2
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09-17-2002, 06:43 PM	#9
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	No disrespect to you fly or BP, but I hope both of you were drunk when you agreed that this was a good/funny idea. It just sounds fucking retarded to me...but then again, im completely sober.... __________________ RecurCash.com - Averaging $38/sale with 60% revshare in the first 4 months alone! Convert your TEEN traffic today @ better than 1:500 guaranteed. ICQ me: 18287590!

09-17-2002, 05:31 PM	#8
Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	But I love drinking and posting!