GFY Needs a USB Breath-a-lizer Dongle
 

You know... some nights I just get on here too fucked up. It would be cool if Adult.com had a USB Breath-a-lizer Dongle. Posting over the limit should be illegal.

You know... just plug that shit in your USB -- take a breath -- now you have instant access to GFY. No need for even logging in with Username and Password -- fuck that -- if you have the USB Breath-a-lizer Dongle then you have access.

First order of biz -- we need 2 things.

1. Decide on a legal blood alcohol level for posting here.
2. We need the graphics people to draw some skematics... Pictures of the USB dongle... Also think of variants -- like a USB Sperm Count Dongle for threads tagged for romance...
3. More recommendations for more orders of biz.

Like last night? :1orglaugh

i think it'd be fine if it just put our blood-alcohol-level below our title or something, so we can point and laugh at the boozers.

I don't remember last night -- but if we had a USB Breath-a-lizer GFY Dongle -- WE WOULD KNOW FOR SURE!

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=77582

:1orglaugh

That would be so fucking cool! Damn we have to do some estimations on how much this thing will cost to build! I recommend we make 2 versions. One that is all plastic and a special pimp version in gold -- with recessed signatures of the Top10 GFY Posters of all time.

Make it like this...

(breath nozzle)>[particle detector]\_exhaust-[CPU]-[io port]-/-/-/-/-/./././././././rubber cord././.===---( USB Interface

I love your ideas man!

But I love drinking and posting!

No disrespect to you fly or BP, but I hope both of you were drunk when you agreed that this was a good/funny idea.

It just sounds fucking retarded to me...but then again, im completely sober....