7 year old boy stands up to court judge. - GoFuckYourself.com

Sansa · 10-10-2007, 12:01 PM

Huntington, WV (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cabell County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediaty family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Notre Dame Football Team whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

ne0 · 10-10-2007, 12:04 PM

hahaha, nice one

StuartD · 10-10-2007, 12:10 PM

I wonder how many people will reply before reading the last line.....

Brujah · 10-10-2007, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

I wonder how many people will reply before reading the last line.....

A much higher percentage less now that you've highlighted it.

PunkRockXXX · 10-10-2007, 12:14 PM

ROFL funny

StuartD · 10-10-2007, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

A much higher percentage less now that you've highlighted it.

The people who won't read that part won't read the replies either

Luscious Media · 10-10-2007, 12:16 PM

SteveLightspeed · 10-10-2007, 12:16 PM

I hope the football team beats the shit out of him, just to add to the joke.

kristin · 10-10-2007, 12:18 PM

That's funny ... I'm like WTF, that poor kid got the shit beat out of him by everyone.

dav3 · 10-10-2007, 12:46 PM

His family should start a football team!

Kevin Marx · 10-10-2007, 12:51 PM

that's an old joke.. but still funny

Jayvis · 10-10-2007, 12:52 PM

ahahahah nice.

pornguy · 10-10-2007, 12:53 PM

Haha Not funny

Shagbunny · 10-10-2007, 12:54 PM

or the Toronto Maple Leafs for that matter...

10-10-2007, 01:07 PM

Haahahahah! Poor kid!

Ravage · 10-10-2007, 01:13 PM

GOLD! I'm sending this to my buddy in Indy.

ARS Bryan · 10-10-2007, 01:15 PM

Fuck all the haters

D · 10-10-2007, 01:15 PM

haha... nice one...

You got me.

Snake Doctor · 10-10-2007, 01:15 PM

Well he could have went to the Miami Dolphins too.

everestcash · 10-10-2007, 01:18 PM

ha-ha-ha ))

mikeyddddd · 10-10-2007, 01:19 PM

I get that same email about [INSERT_TEAM_NAME_HERE] every football season.

It's still funny.

Rodent · 10-10-2007, 01:27 PM

Hahahaha

The Duck · 10-10-2007, 01:34 PM

Unexpected laugh

Deej · 10-10-2007, 01:37 PM

Mother Fucker...

I so know this joke and you had me going up until the punchline...

I was like hell yea kid...

that was mean

Theo · 10-10-2007, 01:41 PM

lol nice one

sicone · 10-10-2007, 02:12 PM

lol.. awesome

10-10-2007, 12:01 PM	#1
Sansa Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 293	7 year old boy stands up to court judge. Huntington, WV (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cabell County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediaty family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Notre Dame Football Team whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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