7 year old boy stands up to court judge.

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  • Sansa
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    • Apr 2007
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    #1

    7 year old boy stands up to court judge.

    Huntington, WV (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cabell County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediaty family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Notre Dame Football Team whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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  • ne0
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    • May 2006
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    #2
    hahaha, nice one
    hai2u

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    • StuartD
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      #3
      I wonder how many people will reply before reading the last line.....
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      • Brujah
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        • Jan 2001
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        #4
        Originally posted by StuartD
        I wonder how many people will reply before reading the last line.....
        A much higher percentage less now that you've highlighted it.

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        • PunkRockXXX
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          • Mar 2007
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          #5
          ROFL funny

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          • StuartD
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            #6
            Originally posted by Brujah
            A much higher percentage less now that you've highlighted it.
            The people who won't read that part won't read the replies either
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            • Luscious Media
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              #7
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              • SteveLightspeed
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                • Jul 2001
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                #8
                I hope the football team beats the shit out of him, just to add to the joke.
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                • kristin
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                  • Sep 2002
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                  #9
                  That's funny ... I'm like WTF, that poor kid got the shit beat out of him by everyone.
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                  • dav3
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                    • May 2007
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                    #10
                    His family should start a football team!
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                    • Kevin Marx
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                      • Apr 2007
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                      #11
                      that's an old joke.. but still funny
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                      • Jayvis
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                        #12
                        ahahahah nice.

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                        • pornguy
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                          #13
                          Haha Not funny
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                          • Shagbunny
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                            • Oct 2007
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                            #14
                            or the Toronto Maple Leafs for that matter...

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                            • shermo

                              #15
                              Haahahahah! Poor kid!

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                              • Ravage
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                                • Mar 2007
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                                #16
                                GOLD! I'm sending this to my buddy in Indy.
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                                • ARS Bryan
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                                  #17
                                  Fuck all the haters

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                                  • D
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                                    • Jan 2006
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                                    #18
                                    haha... nice one...

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                                    • Snake Doctor
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                                      • Mar 2001
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                                      #19
                                      Well he could have went to the Miami Dolphins too.
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                                      • everestcash
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                                        #20
                                        ha-ha-ha ))

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                                        • mikeyddddd
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                                          #21
                                          I get that same email about [INSERT_TEAM_NAME_HERE] every football season.

                                          It's still funny.

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                                          • Rodent
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                                            #22
                                            Hahahaha
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                                            • The Duck
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                                              #23
                                              Unexpected laugh
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                                              • Deej
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                                                • Jun 2005
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                                                #24
                                                Mother Fucker...



                                                I so know this joke and you had me going up until the punchline...

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                                                • Theo
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                                                  • May 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  lol nice one

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                                                  • sicone
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                                                    #26
                                                    lol.. awesome

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