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Sansa 10-10-2007 12:01 PM

7 year old boy stands up to court judge.
 
Huntington, WV (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cabell County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediaty family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Notre Dame Football Team whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

ne0 10-10-2007 12:04 PM

hahaha, nice one

StuartD 10-10-2007 12:10 PM

I wonder how many people will reply before reading the last line.....

Brujah 10-10-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13216247)
I wonder how many people will reply before reading the last line.....

A much higher percentage less now that you've highlighted it. :winkwink:

PunkRockXXX 10-10-2007 12:14 PM

ROFL funny

StuartD 10-10-2007 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 13216252)
A much higher percentage less now that you've highlighted it. :winkwink:

The people who won't read that part won't read the replies either :winkwink:

Luscious Media 10-10-2007 12:16 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SteveLightspeed 10-10-2007 12:16 PM

I hope the football team beats the shit out of him, just to add to the joke.

kristin 10-10-2007 12:18 PM

That's funny ... I'm like WTF, that poor kid got the shit beat out of him by everyone.

dav3 10-10-2007 12:46 PM

His family should start a football team!

Kevin Marx 10-10-2007 12:51 PM

that's an old joke.. but still funny

Jayvis 10-10-2007 12:52 PM

ahahahah nice.

pornguy 10-10-2007 12:53 PM

Haha Not funny

Shagbunny 10-10-2007 12:54 PM

or the Toronto Maple Leafs for that matter...

shermo 10-10-2007 01:07 PM

Haahahahah! Poor kid!

Ravage 10-10-2007 01:13 PM

GOLD! I'm sending this to my buddy in Indy.

ARS Bryan 10-10-2007 01:15 PM

Fuck all the haters

http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/victory.gif

D 10-10-2007 01:15 PM

haha... nice one...

You got me. :thumbsup

Snake Doctor 10-10-2007 01:15 PM

Well he could have went to the Miami Dolphins too.

everestcash 10-10-2007 01:18 PM

ha-ha-ha ))

mikeyddddd 10-10-2007 01:19 PM

I get that same email about [INSERT_TEAM_NAME_HERE] every football season.

It's still funny.

Rodent 10-10-2007 01:27 PM

Hahahaha

The Duck 10-10-2007 01:34 PM

Unexpected laugh :)

Deej 10-10-2007 01:37 PM

Mother Fucker...



I so know this joke and you had me going up until the punchline...

I was like hell yea kid...



that was mean :mad:

Theo 10-10-2007 01:41 PM

lol nice one

sicone 10-10-2007 02:12 PM

lol.. awesome


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