What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? - GoFuckYourself.com

Wolfy · 10-03-2007, 04:55 AM

I had a dream last night that I was blowing a tranny. That was fucking weird. Then it got weirder, but I won't go into the details. I was fingering this thing in the ass and there was a log in there so I couldn't get my fingers in all the way. Somehow it was upside down in a kind of 69 position and I don't know if it had a vagina to start with, but it eventually ended up having one, which I was fucking when I woke up and felt the intense need to brush my teeth.

I've been up since 5 AM scared to go back to sleep

aico · 10-03-2007, 04:59 AM

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Wolfy · 10-03-2007, 05:10 AM

don't act like you've never woken up with wood after dreaming about blowing a tranny.

Antonio · 10-03-2007, 05:27 AM

after watching some documentary about a serial killer I had a real fucked up dream a few nights ago, can't remember all the gory details but there were a lot of body parts stuffed in pillow cases (from all things)

bronco67 · 10-03-2007, 05:30 AM

I had a dream last night I was leaning my ass over the edge of the bed and taking a shit on the floor. When I woke, up I had to take a massive shit. The dream was so vivid, I had to check the floor to make sure I didn't step in shit while getting out of bed to go take a shit.

Big_D · 10-03-2007, 05:40 AM

a week or so ago i had a dream i was gfying it and pissed off the whole board i woke up and freaked for a second that i pissed everyone off.....way too much posting on my count i guess

Wolfy · 10-03-2007, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Big_D

a week or so ago i had a dream i was gfying it and pissed off the whole board i woke up and freaked for a second that i pissed everyone off.....way too much posting on my count i guess

video games and coding do that to me. Precisely the reason I haven't bought Halo 3 yet... I'll be playing it in my sleep, I already know it. When I was a kid I played Tetris so much once that when I closed my eyes, I saw blocks falling down the inside of my eyelids!

alby_persignup · 10-03-2007, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfy

don't act like you've never woken up with wood after dreaming about blowing a tranny.

hahahah! i'll do that for sure!

Lykos · 10-03-2007, 07:14 AM

I barely ever dream

Mister E · 10-03-2007, 07:24 AM

I had a castration dream involving a butter knife, a massive Pepsi Can without a top, and a hunting cabin filled with a dozen or so G.Q. models. The poofs were watching a TV-talking head discuss a pending nuclear meltdown.

Somehow, I morphed into the actor who played A.J. on The Sopranos who needful of attention castrated himself with the butter knife.

Apart from that, my day is going fine....

I woke up, smoked some pot and through out my cutlery.

webcrawler · 10-03-2007, 08:14 AM

Just had this dream hours ago. I witnessed someone committing suicide by slicing herself in half vertically. Not only my weirdest but so far the shittiest dream I've had.

Wolfy · 10-03-2007, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister E

I had a castration dream involving a butter knife, a massive Pepsi Can without a top, and a hunting cabin filled with a dozen or so G.Q. models. The poofs were watching a TV-talking head discuss a pending nuclear meltdown.

Somehow, I morphed into the actor who played A.J. on The Sopranos who needful of attention castrated himself with the butter knife.

Apart from that, my day is going fine....

I woke up, smoked some pot and through out my cutlery.

Jesus christ... I think I'd rather blow a tranny!

Scott McD · 10-03-2007, 08:19 AM

My dreams after a night on 'E' are usually interesting...

bronco67 · 10-03-2007, 09:46 AM

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My dreams after a night on 'E' are usually interesting...

there's this stuff I take for weightlifting sometimes called ZMA. It's zinc magnesium something...boosts testosterone and energy. Anyway, you take it at night before bed, and you have some of the freakiest, vivid dreams you've ever had. I read about all of this stuff before I started on it, but didn't believe it until I actually tried it myself.

I've laid off it for a while because it gave me a few zits, but when I was on it, I loved hitting the sack to see what wild fucked up shit would happen that night.

frostyimpressions · 10-03-2007, 02:02 PM

I woke up from a nightmare about a week ago consisting of a combination of Dawn of the Dead and Halo 3.

10-03-2007, 04:55 AM	#1
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? I had a dream last night that I was blowing a tranny. That was fucking weird. Then it got weirder, but I won't go into the details. I was fingering this thing in the ass and there was a log in there so I couldn't get my fingers in all the way. Somehow it was upside down in a kind of 69 position and I don't know if it had a vagina to start with, but it eventually ended up having one, which I was fucking when I woke up and felt the intense need to brush my teeth. I've been up since 5 AM scared to go back to sleep

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Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	I barely ever dream __________________

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Mister E Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 958	I had a castration dream involving a butter knife, a massive Pepsi Can without a top, and a hunting cabin filled with a dozen or so G.Q. models. The poofs were watching a TV-talking head discuss a pending nuclear meltdown. Somehow, I morphed into the actor who played A.J. on The Sopranos who needful of attention castrated himself with the butter knife. Apart from that, my day is going fine.... I woke up, smoked some pot and through out my cutlery. __________________ [email protected] ICQ 382987380 www.guerillatraffic.com Micro Niche Traffic Hit me up for FREE Plugins That Pay!

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Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	My dreams after a night on 'E' are usually interesting... __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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frostyimpressions Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 918	I woke up from a nightmare about a week ago consisting of a combination of Dawn of the Dead and Halo 3. __________________ Lisa

10-03-2007, 04:59 AM	#2
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

10-03-2007, 05:10 AM	#3
Wolfy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 3,574	don't act like you've never woken up with wood after dreaming about blowing a tranny.

10-03-2007, 05:27 AM	#4
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	after watching some documentary about a serial killer I had a real fucked up dream a few nights ago, can't remember all the gory details but there were a lot of body parts stuffed in pillow cases (from all things)

10-03-2007, 05:30 AM	#5
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I had a dream last night I was leaning my ass over the edge of the bed and taking a shit on the floor. When I woke, up I had to take a massive shit. The dream was so vivid, I had to check the floor to make sure I didn't step in shit while getting out of bed to go take a shit.

10-03-2007, 05:40 AM	#6
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	a week or so ago i had a dream i was gfying it and pissed off the whole board i woke up and freaked for a second that i pissed everyone off.....way too much posting on my count i guess

10-03-2007, 08:14 AM	#11
webcrawler Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ICQ .:. 286608143 Posts: 2,692	Just had this dream hours ago. I witnessed someone committing suicide by slicing herself in half vertically. Not only my weirdest but so far the shittiest dream I've had.