Originally Posted by Mister E

I had a castration dream involving a butter knife, a massive Pepsi Can without a top, and a hunting cabin filled with a dozen or so G.Q. models. The poofs were watching a TV-talking head discuss a pending nuclear meltdown.

Somehow, I morphed into the actor who played A.J. on The Sopranos who needful of attention castrated himself with the butter knife.

Apart from that, my day is going fine....

I woke up, smoked some pot and through out my cutlery.