I had a dream last night that I was blowing a tranny. That was fucking weird. Then it got weirder, but I won't go into the details. I was fingering this thing in the ass and there was a log in there so I couldn't get my fingers in all the way. Somehow it was upside down in a kind of 69 position and I don't know if it had a vagina to start with, but it eventually ended up having one, which I was fucking when I woke up and felt the intense need to brush my teeth.
I've been up since 5 AM scared to go back to sleep
