Holy mother of god.... There IS a Britney sex tape! - GoFuckYourself.com

dropped9 · 10-02-2007, 04:04 PM

Just when you thought things couldn?t possibly get any worse for Britney Spears, they always do! Much much worse.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that there is a new sex tape in existence featuring Britney Spears, not counting the one she allegedly made with Kevin Federline.

A guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June tells In Touch that he made a video of them having sex and that the tape might become public.

The 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaii?s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney?s knowledge as they did the sucky fucky at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7th.

Sneaky. Sneaky!

So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it!

He tells In Touch he met the mother of two in the bar at 1 a.m. and they ended up partying together in Brit?s room before hooking up. ?It was just normal sex, we didn?t do anything crazy,? he says. ?It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.?

That sounds like Britney, passing out during sex.

Silly girl, you need to remember?

Don?t get too drunk to fuck!

Is there a sex tape? We?re inclined to believe there is. And the amateur filmmaker is telling his story so that he could jack up the asking prince.

We hope he has a good lawyer, though. Britney will probably be suing his ass real soon!

Gina Cochina · 10-02-2007, 04:06 PM

Maybe she will use some of the money from the tape to buy better hair extensions.

RogerV · 10-02-2007, 04:07 PM

This is gonna be good

Achmed · 10-02-2007, 04:09 PM

maybe I make sale of my domains with her names.

ridikuloz · 10-02-2007, 04:17 PM

I've got a brand new bottle of lotion to fap to when this gets out.

D · 10-02-2007, 04:20 PM

loverly.

seeric · 10-02-2007, 04:22 PM

domains for sale. parked right now. good seo names. make offer.

downloadbritneyspearssextape.com
downloadbritneyspearssexvideo.com
freebritneyspearssexvideo.com
freebritneyspearssextape.com

seeric · 10-02-2007, 04:24 PM

not to mention theres no paperwork.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-02-2007, 04:28 PM

Britney better hope her drunk celebrity sex tape comes out while she's still a celebrity, otherwise it will just be a drunk sex tape...

ADG

Voodoo · 10-02-2007, 04:28 PM

2012 · 10-02-2007, 04:29 PM

I cant wait. I hope shes bald to

Jesper · 10-02-2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ridikuloz

I've got a brand new bottle of lotion to fap to when this gets out.

JP-pornshooter · 10-02-2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Britney better hope her drunk celebrity sex tape comes out while she's still a celebrity, otherwise it will just be a drunk sex tape...

ADG

oh man, thats cold dude..

Twisted Dave · 10-02-2007, 04:43 PM

That people will sell and make money off of this is demented.

Models who get paid and are under contract, fine. But fucking ruining people's lives with this ... it's sick

Hollywood Horwitz · 10-02-2007, 04:45 PM

I doubt it exists..but who knows

Barefootsies · 10-02-2007, 04:50 PM

MikeVega · 10-02-2007, 05:02 PM

He's upset about 25 Min's ??? I'd feel like a champ ..lol

RevSand · 10-02-2007, 05:06 PM

I sense KB is on his way to the Big Island now... ;)

Lonely immortal · 10-02-2007, 05:31 PM

Personally I really couldn't care if there is a tape or not. Who hasn't seen trailer trash have sex on video before anyway?

DEA - banned for life · 10-02-2007, 05:32 PM

shaweet

Spunky · 10-02-2007, 05:37 PM

Was she bald at the time?

Young · 10-02-2007, 05:43 PM

So the guy had his video camera with him at the time? At 1am?

Or did he go back to his room and grab his camera before heading to hers?

Not buying it.

XMaster · 10-02-2007, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Was she bald at the time?

Good question

10-02-2007, 04:04 PM	#1
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Holy mother of god.... There IS a Britney sex tape! Just when you thought things couldn?t possibly get any worse for Britney Spears, they always do! Much much worse. In Touch Weekly is reporting that there is a new sex tape in existence featuring Britney Spears, not counting the one she allegedly made with Kevin Federline. A guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June tells In Touch that he made a video of them having sex and that the tape might become public. The 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaii?s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney?s knowledge as they did the sucky fucky at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7th. Sneaky. Sneaky! So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it! He tells In Touch he met the mother of two in the bar at 1 a.m. and they ended up partying together in Brit?s room before hooking up. ?It was just normal sex, we didn?t do anything crazy,? he says. ?It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.? That sounds like Britney, passing out during sex. Silly girl, you need to remember? Don?t get too drunk to fuck! Is there a sex tape? We?re inclined to believe there is. And the amateur filmmaker is telling his story so that he could jack up the asking prince. We hope he has a good lawyer, though. Britney will probably be suing his ass real soon!

10-02-2007, 04:06 PM	#2
Gina Cochina Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 138	Maybe she will use some of the money from the tape to buy better hair extensions. __________________ The #1 Name In Hardcore

10-02-2007, 04:09 PM	#4
Achmed Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,447	maybe I make sale of my domains with her names. __________________ Achmed Oil - Achmed Holdings - Achmed Guns n Ammo Ceo of all companies [email protected] [email protected] آخرون من نفس المجموعة، وهم عبدالرؤوف الشايب وسيد شرف الستري لاعتداء قوات الأمن أثناء تواجدهم في المطار، ويعتبر البعض ذلك تصفية للحسابات قامت به http://tweeter.com/achmedholdings

10-02-2007, 04:17 PM	#5
ridikuloz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ▓NY▓ Posts: 2,080	I've got a brand new bottle of lotion to fap to when this gets out. __________________ Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

10-02-2007, 04:20 PM	#6
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	loverly. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

10-02-2007, 04:07 PM	#3
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	This is gonna be good

10-02-2007, 04:22 PM	#7
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	domains for sale. parked right now. good seo names. make offer. downloadbritneyspearssextape.com downloadbritneyspearssexvideo.com freebritneyspearssexvideo.com freebritneyspearssextape.com

10-02-2007, 04:24 PM	#8
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	not to mention theres no paperwork.

10-02-2007, 04:28 PM	#9
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Britney better hope her drunk celebrity sex tape comes out while she's still a celebrity, otherwise it will just be a drunk sex tape... ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

10-02-2007, 04:28 PM	#10
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	__________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

10-02-2007, 04:29 PM	#11
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	I cant wait. I hope shes bald to __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

10-02-2007, 04:43 PM	#14
Twisted Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,635	That people will sell and make money off of this is demented. Models who get paid and are under contract, fine. But fucking ruining people's lives with this ... it's sick __________________ Custom Cartoon Mascots - ICQ: 243355699, Email: [email protected] or Click Sig - 15% referrals. Send me clients, make money!

10-02-2007, 04:45 PM	#15
Hollywood Horwitz Porn To ROCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 4,357	I doubt it exists..but who knows __________________ Ross Horwitz Skype: RossAngeles666 Online Ad Sales / Email / Display Ads / Mobile Cell.323.949.4313 [email protected]

10-02-2007, 04:50 PM	#16
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	__________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

10-02-2007, 05:02 PM	#17
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	He's upset about 25 Min's ??? I'd feel like a champ ..lol __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

10-02-2007, 05:06 PM	#18
RevSand Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Porn Valley Posts: 8,151	I sense KB is on his way to the Big Island now... ;) __________________ BadBitchesGoodWeed Hire me for all your video shooting needs!! Skype = RevSandx

10-02-2007, 05:31 PM	#19
Lonely immortal Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: here Posts: 417	Personally I really couldn't care if there is a tape or not. Who hasn't seen trailer trash have sex on video before anyway? __________________ Coming soon Last edited by Lonely immortal; 10-02-2007 at 05:32 PM.. Reason: added the letter "n"

10-02-2007, 05:32 PM	#20
DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	shaweet

10-02-2007, 05:37 PM	#21
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Was she bald at the time? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

10-02-2007, 05:43 PM	#22
Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	So the guy had his video camera with him at the time? At 1am? Or did he go back to his room and grab his camera before heading to hers? Not buying it. __________________ ★★★