Holy mother of god.... There IS a Britney sex tape!
 

Just when you thought things couldn?t possibly get any worse for Britney Spears, they always do! Much much worse.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that there is a new sex tape in existence featuring Britney Spears, not counting the one she allegedly made with Kevin Federline.

A guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June tells In Touch that he made a video of them having sex and that the tape might become public.

The 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaii?s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney?s knowledge as they did the sucky fucky at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7th.

Sneaky. Sneaky!

So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it!

He tells In Touch he met the mother of two in the bar at 1 a.m. and they ended up partying together in Brit?s room before hooking up. ?It was just normal sex, we didn?t do anything crazy,? he says. ?It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.?

That sounds like Britney, passing out during sex.

Silly girl, you need to remember?

Don?t get too drunk to fuck!

Is there a sex tape? We?re inclined to believe there is. And the amateur filmmaker is telling his story so that he could jack up the asking prince.

We hope he has a good lawyer, though. Britney will probably be suing his ass real soon!

Maybe she will use some of the money from the tape to buy better hair extensions.

This is gonna be good

maybe I make sale of my domains with her names.

I've got a brand new bottle of lotion to fap to when this gets out.

loverly.

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not to mention theres no paperwork.

Britney better hope her drunk celebrity sex tape comes out while she's still a celebrity, otherwise it will just be a drunk sex tape... :upsidedow

ADG

I cant wait. I hope shes bald to

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oh man, thats cold dude..

That people will sell and make money off of this is demented.

Models who get paid and are under contract, fine. But fucking ruining people's lives with this ... it's sick :(

I doubt it exists..but who knows

He's upset about 25 Min's ??? I'd feel like a champ ..lol

I sense KB is on his way to the Big Island now... ;)

Personally I really couldn't care if there is a tape or not. Who hasn't seen trailer trash have sex on video before anyway? :2 cents:

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Was she bald at the time?

So the guy had his video camera with him at the time? At 1am?

Or did he go back to his room and grab his camera before heading to hers?

Not buying it.

Good question