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dropped9 · 10-02-2007, 04:04 PM

Just when you thought things couldn?t possibly get any worse for Britney Spears, they always do! Much much worse.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that there is a new sex tape in existence featuring Britney Spears, not counting the one she allegedly made with Kevin Federline.

A guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June tells In Touch that he made a video of them having sex and that the tape might become public.

The 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaii?s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney?s knowledge as they did the sucky fucky at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7th.

Sneaky. Sneaky!

So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it!

He tells In Touch he met the mother of two in the bar at 1 a.m. and they ended up partying together in Brit?s room before hooking up. ?It was just normal sex, we didn?t do anything crazy,? he says. ?It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.?

That sounds like Britney, passing out during sex.

Silly girl, you need to remember?

Don?t get too drunk to fuck!

Is there a sex tape? We?re inclined to believe there is. And the amateur filmmaker is telling his story so that he could jack up the asking prince.

We hope he has a good lawyer, though. Britney will probably be suing his ass real soon!

10-02-2007, 04:04 PM
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Holy mother of god.... There IS a Britney sex tape! Just when you thought things couldn?t possibly get any worse for Britney Spears, they always do! Much much worse. In Touch Weekly is reporting that there is a new sex tape in existence featuring Britney Spears, not counting the one she allegedly made with Kevin Federline. A guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June tells In Touch that he made a video of them having sex and that the tape might become public. The 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaii?s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney?s knowledge as they did the sucky fucky at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7th. Sneaky. Sneaky! So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it! He tells In Touch he met the mother of two in the bar at 1 a.m. and they ended up partying together in Brit?s room before hooking up. ?It was just normal sex, we didn?t do anything crazy,? he says. ?It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.? That sounds like Britney, passing out during sex. Silly girl, you need to remember? Don?t get too drunk to fuck! Is there a sex tape? We?re inclined to believe there is. And the amateur filmmaker is telling his story so that he could jack up the asking prince. We hope he has a good lawyer, though. Britney will probably be suing his ass real soon!