An original fan letter - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 09-15-2002, 12:01 PM

hi tawnee,

great website.

i was interested in becoming your stalker, but i'm sort of lazy. could you please forward your phone number and address to me, so i dont have to do any real work to find you?

also, what do you look for in a stalker? are you interested in the "he was always quiet" type, or do you prefer the obsessive
psycho-sexual type stalker?

i can be your everything

thanks,
bob

p.s. I'M JOKING, but it'd be a hoot if you got enough of a laugh out of this to call me :-) xxx-xxx-6401

HQ · 09-15-2002, 12:02 PM

hahaha

good try!

kenny · 09-15-2002, 12:21 PM

restraining order.. j/k

TheFLY · 09-15-2002, 12:22 PM

Let's crank call him and talk real sexy...

dirtyone · 09-15-2002, 12:22 PM

At least it was original

Jer · 09-15-2002, 12:35 PM

If Tawnee (or any other girl) calls him he'll recur 4 life

roseyrid · 09-15-2002, 12:36 PM

post his real number, ill have my girl pretend she's tawnee, it will be funny as hell!

Dildozer · 09-15-2002, 12:42 PM

Wow yeah, i want to increase my reccurs , can you ask tawnee to call all my new trials?
Thanks

EscortBiz · 09-15-2002, 01:29 PM

great idea to have a call room to call those people

kenny · 09-15-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
If Tawnee (or any other girl) calls him he'll recur 4 life

Jer has a point, make your custumer happy

happy = money =

BabeHunter · 09-15-2002, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
great idea to have a call room to call those people

my thoughts exactly...some 1 needs to give it a try and let us know

Royaltee_Gee · 09-15-2002, 05:22 PM

dUDE...

Tawnee phone sex man......

charge 5.95 a minute.. and hire 20girls, put them in a room and u got 20 tawnee stones making u huge bling........

Jer · 09-15-2002, 05:44 PM

What do I get for my phone idea ?

You could sell Tawnee T-shirts too (with her pic tawneestone.com URL).
Make a profit with the tshirts and enjoy the free advertising.

Tawnee sells. Make Tawnee [insert product name here] and it'll sell.

Jer · 09-15-2002, 05:48 PM

Record a mp3/wav with Tawnee talking sexy for some seconds, then she says her URL. Give it as a promo content for webmasters.
Or just distribute it in Kazaa and other file sharing networks.

Do this with NinaKnowsBest too.

Jer · 09-15-2002, 05:50 PM

Oh fuck, ideas are poping in my head. This hurts.

AaronM · 09-15-2002, 05:50 PM

Have Rory cal him and record the conversation without permission then post it!!!!

Juge · 09-15-2002, 05:56 PM

Yup, this gets an A for originality.

HQ · 09-15-2002, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee
dUDE...

Tawnee phone sex man......

charge 5.95 a minute.. and hire 20girls, put them in a room and u got 20 tawnee stones making u huge bling........

$.

chodadog · 09-15-2002, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee
dUDE...

Tawnee phone sex man......

charge 5.95 a minute.. and hire 20girls, put them in a room and u got 20 tawnee stones making u huge bling........

What about when someone calls while Tawnee is doing a live show? But really, it's a good idea. It opens an untapped source of income for Tawnee's site.

Dildozer · 09-15-2002, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog

What about when someone calls while Tawnee is doing a live show? But really, it's a good idea. It opens an untapped source of income for Tawnee's site.

Just close the call center when she does a live show. Also, make sure people wait a bit before they talk to "Tawnee" So they feel there's alot of people talking to her. Then when it's the guy's turn he'll go "You're probably busy and all" and she'll go "Yeah but i'd rather talk to you cuz i find you so sweet" or some bullshit like that

Rex · 09-15-2002, 07:04 PM

Fuck man I was sincere in that letter! MY LOVE IS NOT A JOKE!

Jer · 09-15-2002, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rex
Fuck man I was sincere in that letter! MY LOVE IS NOT A JOKE!

Quote:

Originally "emailed" by bob
p.s. I'M JOKING, but it'd be a hoot if you got enough of a laugh out of this to call me :-) xxx-xxx-6401

Firehorse · 09-15-2002, 07:35 PM

Maybe there is a market for inflatable Tawnee's and he wld appreciate beibg the very first one in his neighborhood to be the proud owner.

pr0 · 09-15-2002, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog

What about when someone calls while Tawnee is doing a live show? But really, it's a good idea. It opens an untapped source of income for Tawnee's site.

Say tawnee 10 more times & this thread will turn up #1 on google in a month under "tawnee stone"

09-15-2002, 12:42 PM	#8
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09-15-2002, 07:04 PM	#21
Rex Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: ohio Posts: 2,241	Fuck man I was sincere in that letter! MY LOVE IS NOT A JOKE! __________________ I don't own RexMag anymore.

09-15-2002, 07:35 PM	#23
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Maybe there is a market for inflatable Tawnee's and he wld appreciate beibg the very first one in his neighborhood to be the proud owner. __________________ MySweetEbony

09-15-2002, 12:01 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	An original fan letter hi tawnee, great website. i was interested in becoming your stalker, but i'm sort of lazy. could you please forward your phone number and address to me, so i dont have to do any real work to find you? also, what do you look for in a stalker? are you interested in the "he was always quiet" type, or do you prefer the obsessive psycho-sexual type stalker? i can be your everything thanks, bob p.s. I'M JOKING, but it'd be a hoot if you got enough of a laugh out of this to call me :-) xxx-xxx-6401 __________________ Abra-cadabra!

09-15-2002, 12:02 PM	#2
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	hahaha good try!

09-15-2002, 12:21 PM	#3
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	restraining order.. j/k

09-15-2002, 12:22 PM	#4
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Let's crank call him and talk real sexy...

09-15-2002, 12:22 PM	#5
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	At least it was original

09-15-2002, 12:35 PM	#6
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	If Tawnee (or any other girl) calls him he'll recur 4 life

09-15-2002, 12:36 PM	#7
roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	post his real number, ill have my girl pretend she's tawnee, it will be funny as hell!

09-15-2002, 05:22 PM	#12
Royaltee_Gee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 973	dUDE... Tawnee phone sex man...... charge 5.95 a minute.. and hire 20girls, put them in a room and u got 20 tawnee stones making u huge bling........

09-15-2002, 05:44 PM	#13
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	What do I get for my phone idea ? You could sell Tawnee T-shirts too (with her pic tawneestone.com URL). Make a profit with the tshirts and enjoy the free advertising. Tawnee sells. Make Tawnee [insert product name here] and it'll sell.

09-15-2002, 05:48 PM	#14
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Record a mp3/wav with Tawnee talking sexy for some seconds, then she says her URL. Give it as a promo content for webmasters. Or just distribute it in Kazaa and other file sharing networks. Do this with NinaKnowsBest too.

09-15-2002, 05:50 PM	#15
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Oh fuck, ideas are poping in my head. This hurts.

09-15-2002, 05:50 PM	#16
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Have Rory cal him and record the conversation without permission then post it!!!!

09-15-2002, 05:56 PM	#17
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Yup, this gets an A for originality.