An original fan letter
 

hi tawnee,

great website.

i was interested in becoming your stalker, but i'm sort of lazy. could you please forward your phone number and address to me, so i dont have to do any real work to find you?

also, what do you look for in a stalker? are you interested in the "he was always quiet" type, or do you prefer the obsessive
psycho-sexual type stalker?

i can be your everything

thanks,
bob

p.s. I'M JOKING, but it'd be a hoot if you got enough of a laugh out of this to call me :-) xxx-xxx-6401

hahaha

good try!

restraining order.. j/k

Let's crank call him and talk real sexy...

:1orglaugh

At least it was original

If Tawnee (or any other girl) calls him he'll recur 4 life

post his real number, ill have my girl pretend she's tawnee, it will be funny as hell!

Wow yeah, i want to increase my reccurs , can you ask tawnee to call all my new trials?
Thanks

great idea to have a call room to call those people

Jer has a point, make your custumer happy

happy = money = :)

my thoughts exactly...some 1 needs to give it a try and let us know

dUDE...



Tawnee phone sex man......

charge 5.95 a minute.. and hire 20girls, put them in a room and u got 20 tawnee stones making u huge bling........

What do I get for my phone idea ? :)

You could sell Tawnee T-shirts too (with her pic tawneestone.com URL).
Make a profit with the tshirts and enjoy the free advertising.

Tawnee sells. Make Tawnee [insert product name here] and it'll sell.

Record a mp3/wav with Tawnee talking sexy for some seconds, then she says her URL. Give it as a promo content for webmasters.
Or just distribute it in Kazaa and other file sharing networks.

Do this with NinaKnowsBest too.

Oh fuck, ideas are poping in my head. This hurts.

Have Rory cal him and record the conversation without permission then post it!!!!

Yup, this gets an A for originality.

$.

What about when someone calls while Tawnee is doing a live show? But really, it's a good idea. It opens an untapped source of income for Tawnee's site.

Just close the call center when she does a live show. Also, make sure people wait a bit before they talk to "Tawnee" So they feel there's alot of people talking to her. Then when it's the guy's turn he'll go "You're probably busy and all" and she'll go "Yeah but i'd rather talk to you cuz i find you so sweet" or some bullshit like that

Fuck man I was sincere in that letter! MY LOVE IS NOT A JOKE!

:helpme

Maybe there is a market for inflatable Tawnee's and he wld appreciate beibg the very first one in his neighborhood to be the proud owner.:1orglaugh

Say tawnee 10 more times & this thread will turn up #1 on google in a month under "tawnee stone" :1orglaugh