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MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 03:46 AM

Snap

*crosses fingers*

peterk · 10-02-2007, 03:48 AM

ouccchhhh

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by peterk

ouccchhhh

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Deej · 10-02-2007, 04:02 AM

magnums ... dumbass

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

magnums ... dumbass

i use magnums ... dumbass

dont you know there is certain times when you should probably just shut your trap?

sumphatpimp · 10-02-2007, 04:05 AM

never skip on condoms, buy the good stuff.

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

never skip on condoms, buy the good stuff.

read above post i do.

Deej · 10-02-2007, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i use magnums ... dumbass

dont you know there is certain times when you should probably just shut your trap?

I bes the sorry Meta... I feel ya... my humor slides by again...

change your name?

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

I bes the sorry Meta... I feel ya... my humor slides by again...

change your name?

why would i change my name?

if everything works out i am gonna party so fucking hard.

no worse feelin then when you go to protect yourself and the jimmy hat is el snappo.

Deej · 10-02-2007, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

why would i change my name?

if everything works out i am gonna party so fucking hard.

no worse feelin then when you go to protect yourself and the jimmy hat is el snappo.

define working out

bloody vagina?

or not new bumps on the cock

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

define working out

bloody vagina?

lets just say my girl is looking forward to that time for the first time ever in her life. i am hopin all goes well so i can get some sleep this week.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-02-2007, 04:35 AM

thats all i gotta say...

divine116 · 10-02-2007, 04:52 AM

shit bloody vagina!

Deej · 10-02-2007, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

lets just say my girl is looking forward to that time for the first time ever in her life. i am hopin all goes well so i can get some sleep this week.

I take it shes against birth control?

One condom poppin worries you something fierce?

or shes just late?

sumphatpimp · 10-02-2007, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i use magnums .....

the condom goes over your penis, not your head!

the problem is you don't know how to put them on properly.
and we don't care.

RevSand · 10-02-2007, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Madrox

thats all i gotta say...

HAHA Brutal!

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

I take it shes against birth control?

One condom poppin worries you something fierce?

or shes just late?

i dont want to get into details and jinx anything. *crosses fingers*

Deej · 10-02-2007, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i dont want to get into details and jinx anything. *crosses fingers*

good luck

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

good luck

your luck payed off!

omfg just got a msg 7am here saying she got it,

story is about a week ago condom snaps, blew inside, perfect timing to get pregnant the doctor said.

few days late. couldnt sleep, so fucking happy! no babies for me yet!

omg i am gonna go party my face off tonight with her!

WHOOOO BABIES SUCK!

o ya thank god for plan B. fuck the haters.

Violetta · 10-02-2007, 06:06 AM

would be funny with a little metaman baby

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

would be funny with a little metaman baby

lol! hope not for a while! i was havin visions of me pushin around a stroller, THANK GOD!

fuckin wicked! i am soooo fucking happy i am going to go get fucking trashed tonight, like stupid trashed, i make a thread on GFY and couple hours or less and she gets it! this place is good luck.

Jman · 10-02-2007, 06:12 AM

LOL and you think by posting this I'll believe you banged a girl...

Fools, this kid is still a virgin. He lives with mom and pop, probably as huge issues with being in society like anxiety attacks. And the only place he feels he's someone is behind his keyboard in the comfort of his basement with the front door locked.

He's a troll and you're a bunch of sheeps

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JMan

LOL and you think by posting this I'll believe you banged a girl...

Fools, this kid is still a virgin. He lives with mom and pop, probably as huge issues with being in society like anxiety attacks. And the only place he feels he's someone is behind his keyboard in the comfort of his basement with the front door locked.

He's a troll and you're a bunch of sheeps

ZZZzzz i dont care what you think, anyway you obviously spend way to much time thinking about me in the firstplace.

i am on cloud 9, some greasy frenchmen cant bring me down. wooo woot.

if you saw my girl you would shit your pants, i am not some internet nerd who runs ghey tatoo sites and brags about shotty tatoo works.

http://www.adultwhoswho.com/person/person.html?id=01798

look at your ugly ass mug, do ugly tatoos and the penis itcher on your chin really convince people you arent a total faggot?

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 06:23 AM

Jean Francois Laverdiere aka JMan aka frog aka likesballsinhismouth

Hair Color Brown (get some propecia loser http://www.propecia.com/)
Facial Hair Chin-Warmer (penis itcher/scrotum warmer)
Favorite Drink Red Wine (screams "i like to play guitar and drink red wine with my boyfriend over a candlelight dinner)
Piercing Multiple (multiple tongue rings for your man or women? or both?)
Hair Style Shaved Head (just like the way you like your boyfriends cock?)
Glasses Yes (so you can look at cocks closer without your eyes going blurry?)
Tattoos Multiple (big arrow with the words "insert here" pointing towards your asshole?)

Jman · 10-02-2007, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Jean Francois Laverdiere aka JMan aka frog aka likesballsinhismouth

Hair Color Brown (get some propecia loser http://www.propecia.com/)
Facial Hair Chin-Warmer (penis itcher/scrotum warmer)
Favorite Drink Red Wine (screams "i like to play guitar and drink red wine with my boyfriend over a candlelight dinner)
Piercing Multiple (multiple tongue rings for your man or women? or both?)
Hair Style Shaved Head (just like the way you like your boyfriends cock?)
Glasses Yes (so you can look at cocks closer without your eyes going blurry?)
Tattoos Multiple (big arrow with the words "insert here" pointing towards your asshole?)

See what I told you folks, only a retard or a teenager would result to this type of attacks after someone nailed the truth on them.

How old are you dude?

MetaMan · 10-02-2007, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JMan

See what I told you folks, only a retard or a teenager would result to this type of attacks after someone nailed the truth on them.

How old are you dude?

ahh JMan dont you realise when you have to resort to others somehow approving what you said it makes you sound unconfident?

and not matter how many of these --->

you add to your posts it will never change the fact your humour is both dry and boring and i dont suggest you quit your dayjob of gfy tatoo site whoring because you would obviously fail at being a standup comic.

the only truth nailed in here is that you have a patch of hair on your chin to scratch your boyfriends all when you suck him off. notice how you never denied this?

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-02-2007, 07:19 AM

its a boy!

ShellyCrash · 10-02-2007, 07:50 AM

Part of what sucks when you have a close call is all the stress of thinking you're knocked up can delay you from having your period, which stresses you out even more. It's a vicious cycle. If you guys are serious you should consider getting on the pill. Glad everything worked out and you're baby free.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-02-2007, 01:25 PM

congrats man, and it sucks trolls like JMan can't read a thread of yours without taking a stab at you, he says you're pathetic...

Az A Bay Bay · 10-02-2007, 01:29 PM

i guess buddy whtevR u say

nosey · 10-02-2007, 01:31 PM

Fap · 10-02-2007, 01:38 PM

i thought you had your "penis reduction surgery" hahaha

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