Originally Posted by MetaMan

Jean Francois Laverdiere aka JMan aka frog aka likesballsinhismouth

Hair Color Brown (get some propecia loser http://www.propecia.com/)
Facial Hair Chin-Warmer (penis itcher/scrotum warmer)
Favorite Drink Red Wine (screams "i like to play guitar and drink red wine with my boyfriend over a candlelight dinner)
Piercing Multiple (multiple tongue rings for your man or women? or both?)
Hair Style Shaved Head (just like the way you like your boyfriends cock?)
Glasses Yes (so you can look at cocks closer without your eyes going blurry?)
Tattoos Multiple (big arrow with the words "insert here" pointing towards your asshole?)