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09-27-2007, 10:45 PM

she threatened suicide because we were arguing and i called her a couple of names

what would you do if your significant other threatened suicide during/after a verbal argument?

she is a angry young lady (23) (very much so - overly sensitive) and flips out when i resort to name calling (the name-calling is a bad habit i practice when we have verbal battles)

these kinds of arguments and things do not take place real often, but when they do... things get pretty bad - and things happen more than they should

i love her but at times i think we can both be too much for the other to handle... is there any middle ground here?

i think i need anger mgmt and she needs a counselor, but im not sure i want to be with this woman for the rest of my life

p.s. - i do have love and deep feelings for her, but i just do not know anymore...

Spunky · 09-27-2007, 10:48 PM

She said your weiner is too small,she wants black meat

WinstonTriplexcash · 09-27-2007, 10:48 PM

Good luck

09-27-2007, 10:49 PM

you want to make me mad?

you're a fucking asshole... and i've read your stupid fucking posts all over this board time after time again (sadly enough on my behalf)

get a life... i hope you drown in your bathtub

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Originally Posted by Spunky

She said your weiner is too small,she wants black meat

09-27-2007, 10:50 PM

thx i guess... hah

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Originally Posted by winstonNichedsites

Good luck

Spunky · 09-27-2007, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

you want to make me mad?

you're a fucking asshole... and i've read your stupid fucking posts all over this board time after time again (sadly enough on my behalf)

get a life... i hope you drown in your bathtub

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I only take showers and I thought everybody had atleast 8"?

09-27-2007, 10:55 PM

i hope you slip and fall in the shower while trying to give yourself the reacharound you always brag about

my dick size isn't the problem... ill shove my dick so far down your fucking throat it'll come out your ass.... then you won't need to give yourself reacharounds anymore

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I only take showers and I thought everybody had atleast 8"?

After Shock Media · 09-27-2007, 10:56 PM

Sounds like you both need couples councelling or to call it quits.

Profits of Doom · 09-27-2007, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

you want to make me mad?

you're a fucking asshole... and i've read your stupid fucking posts all over this board time after time again (sadly enough on my behalf)

get a life... i hope you drown in your bathtub

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No wonder you drive her crazy. You have ZERO sense of humor...

Spunky · 09-27-2007, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

i hope you slip and fall in the shower while trying to give yourself the reacharound you always brag about

my dick size isn't the problem... ill shove my dick so far down your throat it'll come out your ass.... then you won't need to give yourself reacharounds anymore

I think the main reason is your weiner is too small,you lash out at anybody.I'll give her some man cock on the weekend,she will be ok

09-27-2007, 11:00 PM

it was not even funny... you fucking douchebag "bro" of a suckup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

No wonder you drive her crazy. You have ZERO sense of humor...

09-27-2007, 11:02 PM

keep talking...

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I think the main reason is your weiner is too small,you lash out at anybody.I'll give her some man cock on the weekend,she will be ok

MetaMan · 09-27-2007, 11:02 PM

it is already over trust me when these fights start to happen, and then happen often they never get better.

sometimes damage is done, my honest advice MOVE ON, loving someone is more about being used to them then actually LOVING them.

kick her to the curb.

SPACE GLIDER · 09-27-2007, 11:03 PM

judging from what people are telling me, crazy girlfriends are becoming more and more common

09-27-2007, 11:04 PM

yeah... im not so sure im up for that though

im a strange enough person myself, but to add a crazy chick to the mix.... its a mess for sure

gotta love 'er though... very cute, good in bed, and waits on me quite well from time to time

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Originally Posted by SPACE GLIDER

judging from what people are telling me, crazy girlfriends are becoming more and more common

AGS-17 · 09-27-2007, 11:09 PM

Good luck

Profits of Doom · 09-27-2007, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

it was not even funny... you fucking douchebag "bro" of a suckup

Settle down, Nancy, it's not my fault your chick hates you because you have a small cock...

09-27-2007, 11:10 PM

we both already apologized/made-up....

we usually make up just as fast as the arguments begin

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Originally Posted by AGS-17

Good luck

calibra · 09-27-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

keep talking...

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If she threatens to commit a suicide she will never do it.

Dude, relax we all are having fun here

LiveDose · 09-27-2007, 11:11 PM

2 words.

buh bye.

09-27-2007, 11:11 PM

go join your "BRO"... you can share reacharounds with him in the shower so he doesn't slip

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Settle down, Nancy, it's not my fault your chick hates you because you have a small cock...

Spunky · 09-27-2007, 11:12 PM

Serious..dump her ass,she's a psycho

Spunky · 09-27-2007, 11:12 PM

She is unhappy obviously

After Shock Media · 09-27-2007, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Serious..dump her ass,she's a psycho

The crazier the girl is the better in the sack she is. Just a universal truth.

Profits of Doom · 09-27-2007, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

go join your "BRO"... you can share reacharounds with him in the shower so he doesn't slip

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Wow man, you not only have a serious lack of a sense of humor, you also are a bandwagon jumper by using the word bro to describe anyone that doesn't agree with you.

Personally, I think your chick should do us all a favor and kill you instead of herself...

tony286 · 09-27-2007, 11:14 PM

The Verve Pipe

The Freshman Lyrics

When I was young I knew everything
She a punk who rarely ever took advice
Now I'm guilt stricken,
Sobbing with my head on the floor
Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

My best friend took a week's
Vacation to forget her
His girl took a weeks's worth of
Valium and slept
And now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his
Head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really
Wept he says

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

hey yeah
hey yeah
hey yeah

We've tried to wash our hands of all this
We never talk of our lacking relationships
And how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our
Heads on the floor
We fell through the ice when we tried not to
Slip, we'd say

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
And I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen
We were merely freshmen

09-27-2007, 11:28 PM

go fuck yourself... karma is a bitch and you'll get yours you prick

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Wow man, you not only have a serious lack of a sense of humor, you also are a bandwagon jumper by using the word bro to describe anyone that doesn't agree with you.

Personally, I think your chick should do us all a favor and kill you instead of herself...

Profits of Doom · 09-27-2007, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

go fuck yourself... karma is a bitch and you'll get yours you prick

For someone with the name AntiDrama you sure are a little drama queen.

Seriously dude, lighten up, your Negative Nancy attitude is probably causing you all of your problems...

o0o_Lizard_o0o · 09-27-2007, 11:36 PM

marketsmart · 09-27-2007, 11:38 PM

The Verve Pipe

The Freshman Lyrics

When I was young I knew everything
She a punk who rarely ever took advice
Now I'm guilt stricken,
Sobbing with my head on the floor
Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

My best friend took a week's
Vacation to forget her
His girl took a weeks's worth of
Valium and slept
And now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his
Head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really
Wept he says

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

hey yeah
hey yeah
hey yeah

We've tried to wash our hands of all this
We never talk of our lacking relationships
And how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our
Heads on the floor
We fell through the ice when we tried not to
Slip, we'd say

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
And I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen
We were merely freshmen

purplehaze · 09-27-2007, 11:40 PM

it sounds like you guys won't find happiness anyway you cut it. if there is that much anger/resentment in you...good luck in life, man.

Shoehorn! · 09-27-2007, 11:40 PM

Just throw on some old Aerosmith and rock out.

emichele20 · 09-28-2007, 12:01 AM

oh please... you guys are just in the begining stages...me and my husband go through this every now and again.. You guys need to realize when you are trippin and take time apart...

the suicide thing works as a ploy sometimes in relationships when one can't get their way or wants sympathy..don't push her but give her sympathy.. if she throws that crap at you everytime then you know that it was a ploy.

You need to decide if you want to be with her forever if so then get the counseling..If not then save your money and part ways.

my hubby used to have bad anger problem and my mouth..well lt's just say its gotten better...but since the birth of our daugther we both have calmed down alot..

Shakula · 09-28-2007, 12:47 AM

Let me guide you through this issue.

Dump her. Dont bother trying to change and help her. It takes to much time and you are young, there are so many others out there. Think about yourself.

Send a SMS to her now that its over.
Easiest way.

uno · 09-28-2007, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPACE GLIDER

judging from what people are telling me, crazy girlfriends are becoming more and more common

Originally I thought I was somehow attracted to the crazy type, but I'm realizing more and more that they are all fucked in the head.

Vick! · 09-28-2007, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

but im not sure i want to be with this woman for the rest of my life

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

p.s. - i do have love and deep feelings for her

I am sorry to say, these both statements cannot be true at the same time. First you need to figure if you (truly) love her or still with her just because you do not have a better alternative?

If you truly love her, you need to change your behavior little bit, in other words anger mgmt .. which is not that hard. And, she need counselor .. OK. Why don't you be his counselor?

And if the first statement is true. Go forward with your life, neither you love her nor you need her. Thats it.

Twisted Dave · 09-28-2007, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama

she threatened suicide because we were arguing and i called her a couple of names

what would you do if your significant other threatened suicide during/after a verbal argument?

she is a angry young lady (23) (very much so - overly sensitive) and flips out when i resort to name calling (the name-calling is a bad habit i practice when we have verbal battles)

these kinds of arguments and things do not take place real often, but when they do... things get pretty bad - and things happen more than they should

i love her but at times i think we can both be too much for the other to handle... is there any middle ground here?

i think i need anger mgmt and she needs a counselor, but im not sure i want to be with this woman for the rest of my life

p.s. - i do have love and deep feelings for her, but i just do not know anymore...

Important lesson here

I was in EXACTLY the same place. I married because I was pressured into it with the same problems ...

Now I'm divorced. She can move on, and so can I. Well, i have done.

Do NOT continue this, if your arguments get that bad.

Iron Fist · 09-28-2007, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula

Send a SMS to her now that its over.

So THAT'S how you do it... dammit! I was always wondering why my friends kept asking why I didn't have a cell phone!

who · 09-28-2007, 04:14 AM

Ask her who she is threatening with suicide, herself or you. Tell her that making such threats are below the belt, and the relationship is over.

Usually that'll make her say she was only joking, etc. So in future you can ignore such remarks.

Ross · 09-28-2007, 04:17 AM

I think you are the problem in the relationship just by seeing how quickly you lost it in this thread and started threatening people. I feel sorry for the poor girl.

Violetta · 09-28-2007, 05:07 AM

hmm.. is she on the pills? Women go crazy with all those hormons

AGS-17 · 09-28-2007, 05:12 AM

is there any middle ground here?

peterk · 09-28-2007, 05:13 AM

Good luck

Sarah_Jayne · 09-28-2007, 06:27 AM

my advice is to take relationship advice from the boards with big grains of salt

Bird · 09-28-2007, 06:29 AM

Get out while you can

09-28-2007, 06:43 AM

i was not mad at anyone in my thread douchebag...

get a boinkin' life... hah

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Originally Posted by Ross

I think you are the problem in the relationship just by seeing how quickly you lost it in this thread and started threatening people. I feel sorry for the poor girl.

09-28-2007, 06:43 AM

yes... and that time of the month is just passing still

no excuse!

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

hmm.. is she on the pills? Women go crazy with all those hormons

JMM · 09-28-2007, 06:48 AM

http://www.drphil.com

Sharky · 09-28-2007, 06:57 AM

Kick her ass to the curb. You described it from the start, she is crazy. Admit it.. You are only with her because the sex is good. Crazy girls are almost always GREAT in the sack.

G-Rotica · 09-28-2007, 07:06 AM

I was at a family reunion once. My cousin Peggy was there. Drama queen, always threatning suicide. So in the middle of this family thing, she pulls out My uncles old 22 pistol, put's it to her head and says "I'm going to kill myself". My uncle never skipped a beat, he looks right at her and says "Pull the hammer back first, that's a single action."

09-27-2007, 10:45 PM	#1
AntiDrama Guest Posts: n/a	crazy girlfriend she threatened suicide because we were arguing and i called her a couple of names what would you do if your significant other threatened suicide during/after a verbal argument? she is a angry young lady (23) (very much so - overly sensitive) and flips out when i resort to name calling (the name-calling is a bad habit i practice when we have verbal battles) these kinds of arguments and things do not take place real often, but when they do... things get pretty bad - and things happen more than they should i love her but at times i think we can both be too much for the other to handle... is there any middle ground here? i think i need anger mgmt and she needs a counselor, but im not sure i want to be with this woman for the rest of my life p.s. - i do have love and deep feelings for her, but i just do not know anymore... Last edited by AntiDrama; 09-27-2007 at 10:48 PM..

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	it is already over trust me when these fights start to happen, and then happen often they never get better. sometimes damage is done, my honest advice MOVE ON, loving someone is more about being used to them then actually LOVING them. kick her to the curb.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	The Verve Pipe The Freshman Lyrics When I was young I knew everything She a punk who rarely ever took advice Now I'm guilt stricken, Sobbing with my head on the floor Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice I can't be held responsible She was touching her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise and We'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen My best friend took a week's Vacation to forget her His girl took a weeks's worth of Valium and slept And now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his Head on the floor Thinks about her now and how he never really Wept he says I can't be held responsible She was touching her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise and We'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen hey yeah hey yeah hey yeah We've tried to wash our hands of all this We never talk of our lacking relationships And how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our Heads on the floor We fell through the ice when we tried not to Slip, we'd say I can't be held responsible She was touching her face And I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise and We'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise and We'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen We were merely freshmen

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marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	The Verve Pipe The Freshman Lyrics When I was young I knew everything She a punk who rarely ever took advice Now I'm guilt stricken, Sobbing with my head on the floor Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice I can't be held responsible She was touching her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise and We'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen My best friend took a week's Vacation to forget her His girl took a weeks's worth of Valium and slept And now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his Head on the floor Thinks about her now and how he never really Wept he says I can't be held responsible She was touching her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise and We'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen hey yeah hey yeah hey yeah We've tried to wash our hands of all this We never talk of our lacking relationships And how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our Heads on the floor We fell through the ice when we tried not to Slip, we'd say I can't be held responsible She was touching her face And I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise and We'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen For the life of me I cannot remember What made us think that we were wise and We'd never compromise For the life of me I cannot believe We'd ever die for these sins We were merely freshmen We were merely freshmen

09-27-2007, 11:40 PM	#31
purplehaze Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LA Posts: 168	it sounds like you guys won't find happiness anyway you cut it. if there is that much anger/resentment in you...good luck in life, man.

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emichele20 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: PA Posts: 574	oh please... you guys are just in the begining stages...me and my husband go through this every now and again.. You guys need to realize when you are trippin and take time apart... the suicide thing works as a ploy sometimes in relationships when one can't get their way or wants sympathy..don't push her but give her sympathy.. if she throws that crap at you everytime then you know that it was a ploy. You need to decide if you want to be with her forever if so then get the counseling..If not then save your money and part ways. my hubby used to have bad anger problem and my mouth..well lt's just say its gotten better...but since the birth of our daugther we both have calmed down alot.. __________________ Need Password Protection for Your Site?? Need Website Hosting??

09-28-2007, 12:47 AM	#34
Shakula So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 948	Let me guide you through this issue. Dump her. Dont bother trying to change and help her. It takes to much time and you are young, there are so many others out there. Think about yourself. Send a SMS to her now that its over. Easiest way.

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09-28-2007, 07:06 AM	#50
G-Rotica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 4,258	I was at a family reunion once. My cousin Peggy was there. Drama queen, always threatning suicide. So in the middle of this family thing, she pulls out My uncles old 22 pistol, put's it to her head and says "I'm going to kill myself". My uncle never skipped a beat, he looks right at her and says "Pull the hammer back first, that's a single action." __________________