I started a fight last night so i can skip out for Valentines 2nite - GoFuckYourself.com

Persius · 02-14-2008, 08:42 PM

smooth...

No Flowers/Roses
No Expensive Dinners
No Bills
No Diamonds

alexxx · 02-14-2008, 08:44 PM

No sex...

Persius · 02-14-2008, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexraco

No sex...

What r you talkin about i'm going to the bar in a bit! ... where all the lonely women are at with the lowest self esteem ....

Guaranteed Laid

Spunky · 02-14-2008, 08:47 PM

No more Girlfriend

Persius · 02-14-2008, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

No more Girlfriend

Works every year my friend...

carol.prime · 02-15-2008, 11:23 AM

poor girl.

O MARINA · 02-15-2008, 11:39 AM

well well well

I see you have been attending dating advice classes with your buddy VIPimp

pizzaid · 02-15-2008, 11:43 AM

should have taken a page out of your book....

RedShoe · 02-15-2008, 11:44 AM

He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

Nice try though.

Fap · 02-15-2008, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexraco

No sex...

make up sex is always good

O MARINA · 02-15-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius

smooth...

ask for a 2 for 1 special, take your buddy

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=...G=Search&meta=

BradM · 02-15-2008, 11:51 AM

Don't worry, guys get over stuff easy. He will forgive you.

RedShoe · 02-15-2008, 11:52 AM

you know he "borrowed" this joke because if it were his he'd have posted it yesterday or the day before.

Skillz Unlimited · 02-15-2008, 11:58 AM

Lack of originality = Lame

What man that really loves and cares for his woman doesn't want to buy her shit? Are you that cheap or is she that much of a bitch? If she's a bitch then I get it but at the same time if she IS a bitch then why are you with her? Like they said you probably stole this content but if not, then you're one cheap bastard and I wouldn't be mad at her if she cheated on you.

NosMo · 02-15-2008, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis

make up sex is always good

Like you have lots of practice with make up sex.

NosMo

cheekycherry · 02-15-2008, 12:07 PM

I did this for years with the ex-gf... This GF stung me for lots of shit though so I guess Karma got me

VIPimp · 02-15-2008, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

Nice try though.

No, he got it from me... I been practicing this and preaching it for a long time lol...
but Persius does actually listen to the Tom Lykis show all the time lol.

VIPimp · 02-15-2008, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA

well well well

I see you have been attending dating advice classes with your buddy VIPimp

lollllllllllllllllllllll

DjiXas · 02-15-2008, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius

smooth...

No Flowers/Roses
No Expensive Dinners
No Bills
No Diamonds

No more headaches

KILL_FRENZY · 02-15-2008, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexraco

No sex...

true

RedShoe · 02-15-2008, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIPimp

No, he got it from me... I been practicing this and preaching it for a long time lol...
but Persius does actually listen to the Tom Lykis show all the time lol.

I'm just bitter because Persius beat me to the joke. :P

LiveDose · 02-15-2008, 03:02 PM

I have a friend that does that every year at Christmas and V Day.

He's a dawg... lol

TomLeykis · 02-15-2008, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

Nice try though.

Unless he's ready to settle down, push out a few puppies and stop having fun, he can steal all he wants from my show.

tranza · 02-15-2008, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius

What r you talkin about i'm going to the bar in a bit! ... where all the lonely women are at with the lowest self esteem ....

Guaranteed Laid

Good luck man...

Violetta · 02-15-2008, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexraco

No sex...

NickRac · 02-15-2008, 03:56 PM

you're lucky...

my girl started a fight 20 seconds after stepping out of the restaurant....

Yes Flowers
Yes Jewelry
Yes Dinner
No Sex

needlive · 02-15-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius

What r you talkin about i'm going to the bar in a bit! ... where all the lonely women are at with the lowest self esteem ....

Guaranteed Laid

Someone's got the recipe for the meal

PornMogul · 02-15-2008, 04:39 PM

I feel bad for your gf, she deserves someone better. Wana hook a nigga up with her digits?

g$$$ · 02-15-2008, 04:40 PM

LOL at PornMoguls post

VeriSexy · 02-15-2008, 05:24 PM

Sometimes it's good to be single

VIPimp · 02-15-2008, 05:31 PM

Persius has been missing in action all day today, I think she whacked him or he wimped out and is with her now spoiling her.

DTB!

NetwErk GUrl · 02-15-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickRac

you're lucky...

my girl started a fight 20 seconds after stepping out of the restaurant....

Yes Flowers
Yes Jewelry
Yes Dinner
No Sex

Man, that really sucks.

VIPimp · 02-17-2008, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VIPimp

Persius has been missing in action all day today, I think she whacked him or he wimped out and is with her now spoiling her.

DTB!

dam this guy is still MIA

lazycash · 02-17-2008, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persius

What r you talkin about i'm going to the bar in a bit! ... where all the lonely guys are at with the lowest self esteem ....

Guaranteed Laid

I wonder which guy you hooked up with.

liqqwid · 02-17-2008, 01:33 AM

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