I started a fight last night so i can skip out for Valentines 2nite
 

smooth...

No Flowers/Roses
No Expensive Dinners
No Bills
No Diamonds

No sex...

What r you talkin about i'm going to the bar in a bit! ... where all the lonely women are at with the lowest self esteem .... :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Guaranteed Laid:thumbsup

No more Girlfriend

Works every year my friend...

poor girl. :(

well well well

I see you have been attending dating advice classes with your buddy VIPimp

should have taken a page out of your book....:pimp

He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

Nice try though. :)

make up sex is always good

ask for a 2 for 1 special, take your buddy :1orglaugh

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Don't worry, guys get over stuff easy. He will forgive you.

:thumbsup

you know he "borrowed" this joke because if it were his he'd have posted it yesterday or the day before.

Lack of originality = Lame

What man that really loves and cares for his woman doesn't want to buy her shit? Are you that cheap or is she that much of a bitch? If she's a bitch then I get it but at the same time if she IS a bitch then why are you with her? Like they said you probably stole this content but if not, then you're one cheap bastard and I wouldn't be mad at her if she cheated on you.

Like you have lots of practice with make up sex.

NosMo

I did this for years with the ex-gf... This GF stung me for lots of shit though so I guess Karma got me

No, he got it from me... I been practicing this and preaching it for a long time lol...
but Persius does actually listen to the Tom Lykis show all the time lol.

lollllllllllllllllllllll

No more headaches

:1orglaugh true

I'm just bitter because Persius beat me to the joke. :P

I have a friend that does that every year at Christmas and V Day.

He's a dawg... lol

Unless he's ready to settle down, push out a few puppies and stop having fun, he can steal all he wants from my show.

Good luck man...

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

you're lucky...

my girl started a fight 20 seconds after stepping out of the restaurant....

Yes Flowers
Yes Jewelry
Yes Dinner
No Sex

Someone's got the recipe for the meal

I feel bad for your gf, she deserves someone better. Wana hook a nigga up with her digits?

LOL at PornMoguls post

Sometimes it's good to be single

:1orglaugh Persius has been missing in action all day today, I think she whacked him or he wimped out and is with her now spoiling her. :1orglaugh

DTB!

Man, that really sucks.

dam this guy is still MIA

I wonder which guy you hooked up with.

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fat chicks need lovin to, they jus gotta pay....