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Old 02-14-2008, 08:42 PM   #1
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I started a fight last night so i can skip out for Valentines 2nite

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Old 02-14-2008, 08:44 PM   #2
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Old 02-14-2008, 08:46 PM   #3
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Old 02-14-2008, 08:48 PM   #5
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:39 AM   #7
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well well well

I see you have been attending dating advice classes with your buddy VIPimp
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:43 AM   #8
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:44 AM   #9
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He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

Nice try though.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:48 AM   #10
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:49 AM   #11
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:51 AM   #12
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:52 AM   #13
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you know he "borrowed" this joke because if it were his he'd have posted it yesterday or the day before.
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Old 02-15-2008, 11:58 AM   #14
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What man that really loves and cares for his woman doesn't want to buy her shit? Are you that cheap or is she that much of a bitch? If she's a bitch then I get it but at the same time if she IS a bitch then why are you with her? Like they said you probably stole this content but if not, then you're one cheap bastard and I wouldn't be mad at her if she cheated on you.
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:00 PM   #15
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Old 02-15-2008, 12:07 PM   #16
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I did this for years with the ex-gf... This GF stung me for lots of shit though so I guess Karma got me
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:40 PM   #17
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He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

Nice try though.
No, he got it from me... I been practicing this and preaching it for a long time lol...
but Persius does actually listen to the Tom Lykis show all the time lol.
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:42 PM   #18
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well well well

I see you have been attending dating advice classes with your buddy VIPimp
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:45 PM   #19
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Old 02-15-2008, 02:55 PM   #20
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:00 PM   #21
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No, he got it from me... I been practicing this and preaching it for a long time lol...
but Persius does actually listen to the Tom Lykis show all the time lol.


I'm just bitter because Persius beat me to the joke. :P
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:02 PM   #22
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I have a friend that does that every year at Christmas and V Day.

He's a dawg... lol
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:03 PM   #23
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He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

Nice try though.
Unless he's ready to settle down, push out a few puppies and stop having fun, he can steal all he wants from my show.
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:06 PM   #24
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:08 PM   #25
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Old 02-15-2008, 03:56 PM   #26
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my girl started a fight 20 seconds after stepping out of the restaurant....

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Persius has been missing in action all day today, I think she whacked him or he wimped out and is with her now spoiling her.

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