I started a fight last night so i can skip out for Valentines 2nite

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  • Persius
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11779

    #1

    I started a fight last night so i can skip out for Valentines 2nite

    smooth...

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  • alexxx
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    • Aug 2007
    • 393

    #2
    No sex...
    35zero 384 zero93

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    • Persius
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      • Jul 2003
      • 11779

      #3
      Originally posted by alexraco
      No sex...
      What r you talkin about i'm going to the bar in a bit! ... where all the lonely women are at with the lowest self esteem ....

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      • Spunky
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        • Jun 2002
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        #4
        No more Girlfriend

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        • Persius
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          • Jul 2003
          • 11779

          #5
          Originally posted by Spunky
          No more Girlfriend
          Works every year my friend...

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          • carol.prime
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            • Jul 2006
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            #6
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            • O MARINA
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              • Mar 2003
              • 13796

              #7
              well well well

              I see you have been attending dating advice classes with your buddy VIPimp

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              • pizzaid
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                • Oct 2007
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                #8
                should have taken a page out of your book....
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                • RedShoe
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                  • Feb 2001
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                  #9
                  He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

                  Nice try though.

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                  • Fap
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                    • Feb 2004
                    • 12094

                    #10
                    Originally posted by alexraco
                    No sex...
                    make up sex is always good

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                    • O MARINA
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 13796

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Persius
                      smooth...



                      ask for a 2 for 1 special, take your buddy

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                      • BradM
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 3397

                        #12
                        Don't worry, guys get over stuff easy. He will forgive you.

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                        • RedShoe
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                          • Feb 2001
                          • 14831

                          #13
                          you know he "borrowed" this joke because if it were his he'd have posted it yesterday or the day before.

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                          • Skillz Unlimited
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                            • Aug 2004
                            • 1541

                            #14
                            Lack of originality = Lame

                            What man that really loves and cares for his woman doesn't want to buy her shit? Are you that cheap or is she that much of a bitch? If she's a bitch then I get it but at the same time if she IS a bitch then why are you with her? Like they said you probably stole this content but if not, then you're one cheap bastard and I wouldn't be mad at her if she cheated on you.

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                            • NosMo
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                              • Mar 2007
                              • 1025

                              #15
                              Originally posted by banthis
                              make up sex is always good
                              Like you have lots of practice with make up sex.

                              NosMo

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                              • cheekycherry
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                                • Feb 2002
                                • 1703

                                #16
                                I did this for years with the ex-gf... This GF stung me for lots of shit though so I guess Karma got me

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                                • VIPimp
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                                  • May 2003
                                  • 9234

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                                  He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

                                  Nice try though.
                                  No, he got it from me... I been practicing this and preaching it for a long time lol...
                                  but Persius does actually listen to the Tom Lykis show all the time lol.

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                                  • VIPimp
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                                    • May 2003
                                    • 9234

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by O MARINA
                                    well well well

                                    I see you have been attending dating advice classes with your buddy VIPimp
                                    lollllllllllllllllllllll

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                                    • DjiXas
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                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 1108

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Persius
                                      smooth...

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                                      • KILL_FRENZY
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                                        • Aug 2006
                                        • 6184

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by alexraco
                                        No sex...
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                                        • RedShoe
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                                          • Feb 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by VIPimp
                                          No, he got it from me... I been practicing this and preaching it for a long time lol...
                                          but Persius does actually listen to the Tom Lykis show all the time lol.


                                          I'm just bitter because Persius beat me to the joke. :P

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                                          • LiveDose
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                                            • Feb 2002
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                                            #22
                                            I have a friend that does that every year at Christmas and V Day.

                                            He's a dawg... lol

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                                            • TomLeykis
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                                              • Jan 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by RedShoe
                                              He stole this bit from Tom Lykis. Some guy called in and said the same thing, almost verbatim. He said he gets into a fight with his girl every year a day or so before V day so he doesn't have to buy her shit, then goes out to a bar to pick up low self esteem chicks.

                                              Nice try though.
                                              Unless he's ready to settle down, push out a few puppies and stop having fun, he can steal all he wants from my show.
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                                              • tranza
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                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 57559

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Persius
                                                What r you talkin about i'm going to the bar in a bit! ... where all the lonely women are at with the lowest self esteem ....

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                                                • Violetta
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                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by alexraco
                                                  No sex...
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                                                  • NickRac
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                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 584

                                                    #26
                                                    you're lucky...

                                                    my girl started a fight 20 seconds after stepping out of the restaurant....

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                                                    • needlive
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                                                      • Nov 2006
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Persius
                                                      What r you talkin about i'm going to the bar in a bit! ... where all the lonely women are at with the lowest self esteem ....

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                                                      • PornMogul
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                                                        • May 2007
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                                                        #28
                                                        I feel bad for your gf, she deserves someone better. Wana hook a nigga up with her digits?

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                                                            • VIPimp
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                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 9234

                                                              #31
                                                              Persius has been missing in action all day today, I think she whacked him or he wimped out and is with her now spoiling her.

                                                              DTB!

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                                                              • NetwErk GUrl
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                                                                • May 2005
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by NickRac
                                                                you're lucky...

                                                                my girl started a fight 20 seconds after stepping out of the restaurant....

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                                                                • VIPimp
                                                                  Marina WILL have my babies!
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 9234

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by VIPimp
                                                                  Persius has been missing in action all day today, I think she whacked him or he wimped out and is with her now spoiling her.

                                                                  DTB!
                                                                  dam this guy is still MIA

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                                                                  • lazycash
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                                                                    • Aug 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Persius
                                                                    What r you talkin about i'm going to the bar in a bit! ... where all the lonely guys are at with the lowest self esteem ....

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                                                                      #35
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