ePassporte sucks ass "The reps here have no authority" - GoFuckYourself.com

Adult Site Traffic · 09-01-2007, 03:03 PM

Duh?

What DO those lazy bastards doing at the other end of the line do there all night and weekend?

What kind of FUCKED UP company tells you, "yea, it's our fault .. but the people here can't do anything to help give the money back that WE took by MISTAKE, except put in a ticket. We will try to reply within 48 hours .. and... I SWEAR TO GOD she told me, "well, you should have called earlier if you wanted help".

Yea, that was the shift supervisor, a young lady named "Andi".

Yea... LOL. Real competence there..

Well, I guess they'll be happy to hear me on the other end of the line come bright and Monday morning when their corp. office gets in.

I swear to god I have never seen such a useless group of people in all of my life, than their 800 line "support" or whatever it's supposed to be ...

Bump please, for the cause..

A-S-T

BusterBunny · 09-01-2007, 03:04 PM

buster was here

Adult Site Traffic · 09-01-2007, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

buster was here

Hey Buster

GrouchyAdmin · 09-01-2007, 03:39 PM

When you give nobody the authority to make a decision, it makes it much easier to avoid responsibility.

BusterBunny · 09-01-2007, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Site Traffic

Hey Buster

hay is for horses got any carrots?

Michael O · 09-01-2007, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Site Traffic

Duh?

What DO those lazy bastards doing at the other end of the line do there all night and weekend?

What kind of FUCKED UP company tells you, "yea, it's our fault .. but the people here can't do anything to help give the money back that WE took by MISTAKE, except put in a ticket. We will try to reply within 48 hours .. and... I SWEAR TO GOD she told me, "well, you should have called earlier if you wanted help".

Yea, that was the shift supervisor, a young lady named "Andi".

Yea... LOL. Real competence there..

Well, I guess they'll be happy to hear me on the other end of the line come bright and Monday morning when their corp. office gets in.

I swear to god I have never seen such a useless group of people in all of my life, than their 800 line "support" or whatever it's supposed to be ...

Bump please, for the cause..

A-S-T

I apologize if the Customer Support wasn't up to standard, please email me at [email protected] and I will do my best to get the issue solved.

F-U-Jimmy · 09-01-2007, 05:19 PM

Who owns epass now ?

Marshal · 09-01-2007, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

I apologize if the Customer Support wasn't up to standard, please email me at [email protected] and I will do my best to get the issue solved.

i second that. i would fire the complete cs and put michael o in charge. i'm sure you'll never hear any complaints...

GAMEFINEST · 09-01-2007, 07:18 PM

how can i help u today ? sir

TurboAngel · 09-01-2007, 07:26 PM

Sorry you're having probs.

minusonebit · 09-01-2007, 07:55 PM

eBay and ePassporte seem to take similar approaches to customer service.

Horny Dude · 09-01-2007, 11:16 PM

I have $2.53 in ePass right now and want to spend it on something?

martinsc · 09-01-2007, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

I apologize if the Customer Support wasn't up to standard, please email me at [email protected] and I will do my best to get the issue solved.

without you, epass would be lost....

tony286 · 09-01-2007, 11:21 PM

Man Mike I hope they pay you very well.

allofzen · 09-01-2007, 11:59 PM

Bump for the cause!

Adult Site Traffic · 09-03-2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by allofzen

Bump for the cause!

Yep, yet another 48 hours ..

... again, "someone will call you back within 24 - 48 hours". LMAO. Mexicans are more responsive than your people Michael... I got names.

Do you know that you have people there who don't even know the supervisor's names when you ask for them in person? LOL

Conclusion: ePass SURE doesn't have a fucking problem taking YOUR money when their system THINKS you owe it, but just try to get your hard earned shit back !

I think they're having money problems.. bookmark this.

Oh I almost forgot .. and BOO on you guys!

Your main corporate line goes straight to the techs now?
Press 1 for Tech.
Press 1 for Bill?
Oh my, those techs are holding your shit together!

And NOW those techs are the ONLY ones on the main company directory!

Imagine those poor guys coming in to get all your hatemail... and they are good guys, they don't deserve to handle those calls.

Think about it!

Well, I for one am happy to call your 877 "support" and make them cry until they can't stand it any more and they hang up.

Keep the money, this is worth it.

Oh and Michael, I have support emails from reporting a stolen card over a year ago that have never been answered (I can prove that). I'd much rather handle this here, or on the phone tomorrow when I call Cali., than to leave it to email someone for help..

JMO

Adult Site Traffic · 09-03-2007, 03:25 PM

I will check in here again in 24 - 48 hours, LOL

.

Adult Site Traffic · 09-03-2007, 03:35 PM

... and I REALIZE they are not "Michael's People" too, Unfortunately for Michael, he's the closest one to grab for anyone here who has a problem.

tranza · 09-03-2007, 03:51 PM

Michael,

Could you please hit me up when you have a chance. I never got a reply from my e-mail.

Thanks in advance!

just a punk · 09-03-2007, 03:58 PM

Sorry for the offtopic. Michael O, is that possible to reach you on ICQ?

peterk · 09-03-2007, 04:24 PM

bump for you buddy. hope michael can help you, he is the best

Michael O · 09-03-2007, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Site Traffic

Yep, yet another 48 hours ..

... again, "someone will call you back within 24 - 48 hours". LMAO. Mexicans are more responsive than your people Michael... I got names.

Do you know that you have people there who don't even know the supervisor's names when you ask for them in person? LOL

Conclusion: ePass SURE doesn't have a fucking problem taking YOUR money when their system THINKS you owe it, but just try to get your hard earned shit back !

I think they're having money problems.. bookmark this.

Oh I almost forgot .. and BOO on you guys!

Your main corporate line goes straight to the techs now?
Press 1 for Tech.
Press 1 for Bill?
Oh my, those techs are holding your shit together!

And NOW those techs are the ONLY ones on the main company directory!

Imagine those poor guys coming in to get all your hatemail... and they are good guys, they don't deserve to handle those calls.

Think about it!

Well, I for one am happy to call your 877 "support" and make them cry until they can't stand it any more and they hang up.

Keep the money, this is worth it.

Oh and Michael, I have support emails from reporting a stolen card over a year ago that have never been answered (I can prove that). I'd much rather handle this here, or on the phone tomorrow when I call Cali., than to leave it to email someone for help..

JMO

It appears you have the number to the Tech office.

Can you please email me your UserID, phone number, UserID and if you have a ticket number?
Then I will make sure you are contacted first thing tomorrow morning.

Michael O · 09-03-2007, 04:46 PM

tranza

I will message you in a couple of minutes you can also email me at [email protected]

cyberxxx
You can contact me on 95431302 or email me at [email protected]

joefriday · 09-03-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

I apologize if the Customer Support wasn't up to standard, please email me at [email protected] and I will do my best to get the issue solved.

My Props to you Micheal for comming forward to help this dude

elitegirls · 09-03-2007, 05:08 PM

bump! bump!

p1mpdogg · 09-03-2007, 06:46 PM

epass sucks ass and is going under.

p1mpdogg · 09-03-2007, 06:50 PM

fuckk you

VIPimp · 09-06-2007, 07:55 PM

jesus i been on hold for 3 hours straight, the site sais 24/7 and the automated msg sais someone will be with me shortly... 3 hours so far and nothing.
Michael, I left you a icq please contact me. I have a very simple issue I need resolved on a personal acct.

minusonebit · 09-06-2007, 09:16 PM

Anyone still using ePassporte has NO right to complain. I have warned people against ePassporte for the longest time as have many, many others. Those of you still fucking with this dead skunk of an outfit deserve what you get.

minusonebit · 09-06-2007, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

tranza

I will message you in a couple of minutes you can also email me at [email protected]

cyberxxx
You can contact me on 95431302 or email me at [email protected]

You guys can take care of my account anytime you want, been waiting about a year now.

teg0 · 09-06-2007, 09:23 PM

I haven't had any trouble with epass for like a year. Ever since I went through their verification gauntlet that lasted almost 3 weeks. For the time being, any sponsor that stops using them I stop promoting, unless i'm really making a killing with them.

V_RocKs · 09-06-2007, 09:32 PM

Yes... You bitch now... But every time one of the "unauthorized to rip you off," reps can't steal your cash from your account you give no thanks?

ninavain · 09-07-2007, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

I apologize if the Customer Support wasn't up to standard, please email me at [email protected] and I will do my best to get the issue solved.

when will epassporte be fixed so I can withdraw my money and have it go into my bank?

DaddyMustang · 09-07-2007, 12:09 AM

this threads about epassporte seem to never have an end...

SleazyDream · 09-07-2007, 12:10 AM

funny - lots of people say this and that about epassport but the only REAL fact I know is that I've never had ANY problems with them. EVER.

and I know a LOT of other adult webmasters that think like that too and USE them.

ninavain · 09-07-2007, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninavain

when will epassporte be fixed so I can withdraw my money and have it go into my bank?

Can Micheal answer this? I understand some downtime but a full week is crazy

Klen · 09-07-2007, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

epass sucks ass and is going under.

Only in your wild dreams.

Klen · 09-07-2007, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

funny - lots of people say this and that about epassport but the only REAL fact I know is that I've never had ANY problems with them. EVER.

and I know a LOT of other adult webmasters that think like that too and USE them.

Well depend what kind of bussiness you do.For example if you receive payment from sponsors only,and your operative system doesnt have any holes you wont lose your money on epassporte.

09-01-2007, 03:03 PM	#1
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	ePassporte sucks ass "The reps here have no authority" Duh? What DO those lazy bastards doing at the other end of the line do there all night and weekend? What kind of FUCKED UP company tells you, "yea, it's our fault .. but the people here can't do anything to help give the money back that WE took by MISTAKE, except put in a ticket. We will try to reply within 48 hours .. and... I SWEAR TO GOD she told me, "well, you should have called earlier if you wanted help". Yea, that was the shift supervisor, a young lady named "Andi". Yea... LOL. Real competence there.. Well, I guess they'll be happy to hear me on the other end of the line come bright and Monday morning when their corp. office gets in. I swear to god I have never seen such a useless group of people in all of my life, than their 800 line "support" or whatever it's supposed to be ... Bump please, for the cause.. A-S-T __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me! Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.

09-01-2007, 03:04 PM	#2
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09-01-2007, 03:39 PM	#4
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	When you give nobody the authority to make a decision, it makes it much easier to avoid responsibility. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

09-01-2007, 07:18 PM	#9
GAMEFINEST Make STACK$ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: sexy time Posts: 14,436	how can i help u today ? sir __________________ Compound interest.

09-01-2007, 11:16 PM	#12
Horny Dude Earn enough to buy coffee Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 4,912	I have $2.53 in ePass right now and want to spend it on something? __________________

09-01-2007, 05:19 PM	#7
F-U-Jimmy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Visiting a city near you soon ! Posts: 6,853	Who owns epass now ?

09-01-2007, 07:26 PM	#10
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Sorry you're having probs.

09-01-2007, 07:55 PM	#11
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	eBay and ePassporte seem to take similar approaches to customer service.

09-01-2007, 11:21 PM	#14
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Man Mike I hope they pay you very well.

09-01-2007, 11:59 PM	#15
allofzen Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 182	Bump for the cause! __________________ www.adultsexzen.com - TGP www.adultsexzen.com - TRADE TRAFFIC Moniker - Your domains make you money - keep them safe! Search GFY for yourself! JaugarPC HOSTING - reliable VPS HOSTING, 30 day MONEY BACK trial, TRY RISK FREE NOW!

09-03-2007, 03:25 PM	#17
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	I will check in here again in 24 - 48 hours, LOL . __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me! Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.

09-03-2007, 03:35 PM	#18
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	... and I REALIZE they are not "Michael's People" too, Unfortunately for Michael, he's the closest one to grab for anyone here who has a problem. __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me! Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.

09-03-2007, 03:51 PM	#19
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Michael, Could you please hit me up when you have a chance. I never got a reply from my e-mail. Thanks in advance! __________________ I'm just a newbie. Last edited by tranza; 09-03-2007 at 03:52 PM..

09-03-2007, 03:58 PM	#20
just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,386	Sorry for the offtopic. Michael O, is that possible to reach you on ICQ? __________________ Obey the Cowgod

09-03-2007, 04:24 PM	#21
peterk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,529	bump for you buddy. hope michael can help you, he is the best __________________ Bogat mama ala cu loturi de trafic

09-03-2007, 04:46 PM	#23
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	tranza I will message you in a couple of minutes you can also email me at [email protected] cyberxxx You can contact me on 95431302 or email me at [email protected] __________________ Truth Teller

09-03-2007, 05:08 PM	#25
elitegirls Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 962	bump! bump! __________________

09-03-2007, 06:46 PM	#26
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	epass sucks ass and is going under. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

09-03-2007, 06:50 PM	#27
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	fuckk you __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

09-06-2007, 07:55 PM	#28
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	jesus i been on hold for 3 hours straight, the site sais 24/7 and the automated msg sais someone will be with me shortly... 3 hours so far and nothing. Michael, I left you a icq please contact me. I have a very simple issue I need resolved on a personal acct.

09-06-2007, 09:16 PM	#29
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Anyone still using ePassporte has NO right to complain. I have warned people against ePassporte for the longest time as have many, many others. Those of you still fucking with this dead skunk of an outfit deserve what you get.

09-06-2007, 09:23 PM	#31
teg0 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gringo in Puerto Rico Posts: 4,204	I haven't had any trouble with epass for like a year. Ever since I went through their verification gauntlet that lasted almost 3 weeks. For the time being, any sponsor that stops using them I stop promoting, unless i'm really making a killing with them. Last edited by teg0; 09-06-2007 at 09:24 PM..

09-06-2007, 09:32 PM	#32
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Yes... You bitch now... But every time one of the "unauthorized to rip you off," reps can't steal your cash from your account you give no thanks?

09-07-2007, 12:09 AM	#34
DaddyMustang Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,892	this threads about epassporte seem to never have an end...

09-07-2007, 12:10 AM	#35
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	funny - lots of people say this and that about epassport but the only REAL fact I know is that I've never had ANY problems with them. EVER. and I know a LOT of other adult webmasters that think like that too and USE them. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.