Male Vs Female At The ATM Machine... - GoFuckYourself.com

Czech · 09-05-2007, 03:03 AM

Not too sexist, I hope. O.K. then ? very sexist! To the ladies on GFY - No I'm not chauvinistic!

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."

*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
*******************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

aico · 09-05-2007, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

sicone · 09-05-2007, 03:08 AM

beta-tester · 09-05-2007, 03:10 AM

LOL

)))) amazing!

who · 09-05-2007, 03:32 AM

It's SO fucking true... Nailed that one

RevSand · 09-05-2007, 04:01 AM

Pretty damn funny!!

p1mpdogg · 09-05-2007, 04:21 AM

im offended

there are plenty of males that are just as idiotic as females

Angie77 · 09-05-2007, 04:31 AM

That was actually really funny.

TG Rebecca · 09-05-2007, 06:46 AM

haha, that was awesome.

especially the part about the diary.

modF · 09-05-2007, 07:37 AM

Great post....

mistergardener · 09-05-2007, 07:42 AM

Very informative.

G-Rotica · 09-05-2007, 07:50 AM

Stereotypes exist because they are true.

ADL Josh · 09-05-2007, 07:50 AM

haha, that's pretty funny..nice one!

GITZINGER · 09-05-2007, 08:02 AM

Funniest post of the week!!! I'm rollin'!!

Vick! · 09-05-2007, 08:25 AM

hahaha .. thats too damn funny. I'd love to be "male driver waiting behind" ... would be so much fun seeing all this happening.

GAMEFINEST · 09-05-2007, 08:40 AM

i dont want to comment dammit

sniperwolf · 09-05-2007, 11:10 AM

LOL! that was the exact sequences!

silvercash amber · 09-05-2007, 11:18 AM

haha that is so true, ill admit it

pornguy · 09-05-2007, 11:26 AM

I have been behind several women like that.

Brother Bilo · 09-05-2007, 11:33 AM

You forgot about adding, "push sideview mirror back out" in step 3 because no female can use a drive up ATM without nailing the sideview mirror on the pole next to the machine.

Funny though

Flynn · 09-05-2007, 11:33 AM

This just made me think that there are no ATM's in Seattle like that. All the ones here are on the side of the bank, or inside.

_Richard_ · 09-05-2007, 11:35 AM

always a funny read lol

carol.prime · 09-05-2007, 01:02 PM

hahaha!! that's really true..

Metalsound · 09-05-2007, 01:19 PM

LMAO

Snake Doctor · 09-05-2007, 01:21 PM

this is teh funnay

D · 09-05-2007, 01:21 PM

VTcash · 09-05-2007, 01:36 PM

thats funny

tranza · 09-05-2007, 01:36 PM

Lol, old but still pretty funny!!

PornMogul · 09-05-2007, 02:49 PM

hhaha that was hilarious

axelcat · 09-05-2007, 03:14 PM

chaze · 09-05-2007, 03:17 PM

Funny, but I know some guys like that too

CuriousToyBoy · 09-05-2007, 06:18 PM

Loved it Rob.

Can NEVER be too sexist on GFY !!

;-)

nosey · 09-05-2007, 06:43 PM

nico-t · 09-05-2007, 06:45 PM

hm i see, women arent allowed to roll their window back up
must suck in winters

shekinah · 09-05-2007, 06:51 PM

How come you know all that? lol

:

Spunky · 09-05-2007, 07:10 PM

I hate when they pay every damn bill they have and the line up builds

arcc · 09-05-2007, 07:11 PM

Female says: male has too fast orgasm
Male: It's not true! Female is too slow

Andre · 09-05-2007, 07:26 PM

spot on!

woj · 09-05-2007, 07:33 PM

uvort · 09-05-2007, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Stereotypes exist because they are true.

Well said.

Czech · 09-06-2007, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Loved it Rob.

Can NEVER be too sexist on GFY !!

;-)

I will keep that in mind Lindsay

calibra · 09-06-2007, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobMax

Not too sexist, I hope. O.K. then ? very sexist! To the ladies on GFY - No I'm not chauvinistic!
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Yeah, this is just classic!!!!

Czech · 09-07-2007, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calibra

Yeah, this is just classic!!!!

09-07-2007, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick!

hahaha .. thats too damn funny. I'd love to be "male driver waiting behind" ... would be so much fun seeing all this happening.

No you wouldn't...I've been that male!!!

emjay · 09-07-2007, 03:12 AM

Czech · 11-10-2007, 01:36 PM

Bump for those who have not seen this

nikki99 · 11-10-2007, 02:40 PM

KILL_FRENZY · 11-10-2007, 02:45 PM

Vick! · 11-10-2007, 03:06 PM

this was great

$5 submissions · 11-10-2007, 03:15 PM

Hilarious.

09-05-2007, 03:03 AM	#1
Czech Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,694	Male Vs Female At The ATM Machine... Not too sexist, I hope. O.K. then ? very sexist! To the ladies on GFY - No I'm not chauvinistic! A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender." ***************************** MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. *************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27.** Release Parking Brake.

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