Male Vs Female At The ATM Machine...
 

Not too sexist, I hope. O.K. then ? very sexist! To the ladies on GFY - No I'm not chauvinistic!


A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender."

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

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LOL :))))) amazing!

It's SO fucking true... Nailed that one :)

Pretty damn funny!!

im offended

there are plenty of males that are just as idiotic as females

That was actually really funny.

haha, that was awesome. :) especially the part about the diary. :)

Great post....

Very informative.

Stereotypes exist because they are true.

haha, that's pretty funny..nice one!

Funniest post of the week!!! I'm rollin'!!

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hahaha .. thats too damn funny. I'd love to be "male driver waiting behind" ... would be so much fun seeing all this happening.

i dont want to comment dammit

LOL! that was the exact sequences! :1orglaugh

haha that is so true, ill admit it

I have been behind several women like that.

You forgot about adding, "push sideview mirror back out" in step 3 because no female can use a drive up ATM without nailing the sideview mirror on the pole next to the machine.

Funny though

This just made me think that there are no ATM's in Seattle like that. All the ones here are on the side of the bank, or inside.

always a funny read lol

hahaha!! that's really true..

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LMAO

this is teh funnay

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thats funny

Lol, old but still pretty funny!!

:)

hhaha that was hilarious

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Funny, but I know some guys like that too

Loved it Rob.

Can NEVER be too sexist on GFY !!

;-)

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hm i see, women arent allowed to roll their window back up
must suck in winters

How come you know all that? lol:1orglaugh:

I hate when they pay every damn bill they have and the line up builds

Female says: male has too fast orgasm
Male: It's not true! Female is too slow :)

spot on!

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Well said. :thumbsup

I will keep that in mind Lindsay :winkwink:

Yeah, this is just classic!!!!
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No you wouldn't...I've been that male!!!

Bump for those who have not seen this :winkwink:

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this was great :thumbsup

Hilarious.