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This is a true story, I swear!!!
My husband has this friend, his best friend now since he was about 15. This friend has traveled all over the country, so he isn't like "protected" from the big bad world out there..... so he hits my husband up the other night and he knows what business I am in. You know what he wants?
OH, before I move on, this guy is a Christian, to the point he wants to talk about Jesus almost anytime he speaks with my husband.....so..... He wants to know how to go about setting up an Adult TOY store for Christians. One where they can buy adult toys without being subjected to porn.. or nudity or anything of this kind.. you know? Dildos, and the like. I nearly pissed my pants laughing and thought I'd give you all a chance to laugh too, EVERYONE needs a good laugh every now and again. lmao |
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Jesus freaks and bible thumpers really crack me up with their hypocritical ways.
As the saying goes, "Lord...save me from your followers." |
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It's coming look busy
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Honestly your laughing off brilliance.
Sign up to PEcash or have him do it. Personally you should do it and act as his distributor. Then get some acme style white cardboard and clear plastic boxes to repacked them for his audience. To get rid of that nasty nudity. Stick with the more tame looking toys and cash in on that christian money.
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It's coming look busy
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Dam there is niche worth looking at
Jebus adult store
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The world's going crazy, LOL!
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lol
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I can't believe there is anyone out there interested in buying sex toys who is offended or turned off by nudity. Give me a break.
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Seems like a good opportunity to me...
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Many religions look down upon masturbation and toys are certainly an instrument for that - is he going to check a person's religion and sell toys only to those who's religion don't preach against it? So you say well hell, toys aren't just for solo masturbation and you're right so let's move to the next point... Sell me a sex toy but in a plain box so I won't see any nudity... well, unless you're stuffing a dildo in your partners box in the dark - you're gonna' get an eye full anyways.... Is he going to ensure that toys are only sold to married couples and used only while with each other? This one he won't have to enforce himself... after all, God will know if the wife pulls out the pleasure pumper when the hubby's at work! So why not take out an ad in the church bulletin? Only the devil works in the dark and behind the scenes! If you're doing something you have to be ashamed of .... should you be doing it? |
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Jesus freaks have to have love to.
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I wonder if the local Christian Supply store stocks such inventory.
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thats really funny....what did you say ?
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they are not sex toys.. they are novelty items! For novelty reasons. What people use them for, you can't help it or stop them
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And you would not put it in a church bulletin for the same reasons Target and Walmart don't put ads there. |
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What the fuck?
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Might be funny but i bet the guy would make a bundle off that idea.
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I didn't say ANYTHING, when my husband came out here and asked me what he should say to him and how to handle it, I.. being the rude bitch that I am, just bent over laughing.
I seriously wouldn't know how on earth he'd intend on promoting this or WHERE he would promote it. I realize christians need/want sex too, but they don't do it in the "daylight". ![]() I once had a Deacon of a church ask me if I was "on the internet" when I first started and I didn't know what the hell to say or do, so I simply said "would your church like it if you were on those kinds of sites?" and he never ever said another word about it. At this time, the only way to access MY pics was to pay for them via an AVS system. lmao |
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I should also mention, when I was working with dialers. MANY MANY years ago, I had more than a handful of Pastor's calling me asking how to get them off their Church computers, but you know? Not one of them ever fought me on the bills, they paid them and apologized to me for taking MY time..... so yes I know for a fact Christians DO buy porn, I have proof they do, even from the CHURCH computers. lmao
So I guess, why the hell not promote the toys in the church bulletins, go right to the source of it. ![]() ![]() |
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Whoa... what a fucking brilliant idea.
There are shitloads of non-fundamentalist christians who are not specifically against masturbation or the use of toys in the marriage bed, but many of them are very much opposed to porn. Or, even if they aren't, at least they don't want to have anything to do with it. An adult toystore that is explicitly non-explicit and is aimed towards christian married couples could do immensely well. Hell, just think of the press coverage you could get with it. Better yet, with the rise of christian marriage-counseling, certain (moderate) religious groups would probably actively promote sites offering such products, as long as the sites were very clearly not pornographic, and aimed at married adults.
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lol, that's weird.. the fact that he speaks with the bible! Crazy!
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that is too funny!!
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have u heard silvercash ? dont join this affliate program ..ok? I am from the Philippines and i hasnt been paid for almost 6 months... |
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perhaps..only in the Philippines ? |
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how can this affiliate program ( slivercash ) ignore the affiliates in the Philippines ? We are not getting paid..!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am sorry you are not getting paid, but honestly, do you think they are going to see you posted this in an inconspicious place and it is going to be seen? Contact them on ICQ or email or by phone where they can actually respond to you. ![]() |
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