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Old 09-11-2007, 07:31 PM   #1
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This is a true story, I swear!!!

My husband has this friend, his best friend now since he was about 15. This friend has traveled all over the country, so he isn't like "protected" from the big bad world out there..... so he hits my husband up the other night and he knows what business I am in. You know what he wants?

OH, before I move on, this guy is a Christian, to the point he wants to talk about Jesus almost anytime he speaks with my husband.....so.....

He wants to know how to go about setting up an Adult TOY store for Christians. One where they can buy adult toys without being subjected to porn.. or nudity or anything of this kind.. you know? Dildos, and the like.

I nearly pissed my pants laughing and thought I'd give you all a chance to laugh too, EVERYONE needs a good laugh every now and again. lmao
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:32 PM   #2
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:35 PM   #3
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I'll send this link to my husband. Thank you!!
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:44 PM   #4
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Jesus freaks and bible thumpers really crack me up with their hypocritical ways.

As the saying goes, "Lord...save me from your followers."
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Old 09-11-2007, 07:51 PM   #5
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Old 09-11-2007, 08:01 PM   #6
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Honestly your laughing off brilliance.

Sign up to PEcash or have him do it. Personally you should do it and act as his distributor. Then get some acme style white cardboard and clear plastic boxes to repacked them for his audience. To get rid of that nasty nudity. Stick with the more tame looking toys and cash in on that christian money.
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Old 09-11-2007, 08:10 PM   #7
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Honestly your laughing off brilliance.

Sign up to PEcash or have him do it. Personally you should do it and act as his distributor. Then get some acme style white cardboard and clear plastic boxes to repacked them for his audience. To get rid of that nasty nudity. Stick with the more tame looking toys and cash in on that christian money.
I thought about doing just that, but he wants the balls out toys.. the hardcore things, just doesn't want any nudity on anything...... I'll give this a whirl with him though, if nothing else, it'll give me more to laugh about. I love toying with his "holier than thou mind". lmao
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Old 09-11-2007, 08:17 PM   #8
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I thought about doing just that, but he wants the balls out toys.. the hardcore things, just doesn't want any nudity on anything...... I'll give this a whirl with him though, if nothing else, it'll give me more to laugh about. I love toying with his "holier than thou mind". lmao
Explain to him he must start tame, but can offer more realistic toys latter or as special catalog purchases.
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did he goto jesus camp?

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Old 09-12-2007, 12:09 AM   #11
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:29 AM   #12
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I thought about doing just that, but he wants the balls out toys.. the hardcore things, just doesn't want any nudity on anything...... I'll give this a whirl with him though, if nothing else, it'll give me more to laugh about. I love toying with his "holier than thou mind". lmao
You think Christians don't like sex or something?
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:58 AM   #14
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You think Christians don't like sex or something?
Hell no, they are some of our biggest customers. I just can't see walking into Church and announcing I have an Adult Toy Store that they can buy toys from that doesn't involve porn or nudity.
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Old 09-12-2007, 07:24 AM   #15
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every good christian should own one of these:



after all, jesus was pretty dark.
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I can't believe there is anyone out there interested in buying sex toys who is offended or turned off by nudity. Give me a break.
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:30 AM   #17
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Hell no, they are some of our biggest customers. I just can't see walking into Church and announcing I have an Adult Toy Store that they can buy toys from that doesn't involve porn or nudity.
I have my doubts that he intends on putting an ad in the church bulletin.
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:37 AM   #18
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:40 AM   #19
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i actually read an article some while back in the anb mag about christian's and sex toys and how a couple of brick/mortar shops cater to just christian's.
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:44 AM   #20
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I have my doubts that he intends on putting an ad in the church bulletin.
To me, that goes to show the hypocrisy when dealing with Christians.

Many religions look down upon masturbation and toys are certainly an instrument for that - is he going to check a person's religion and sell toys only to those who's religion don't preach against it?

So you say well hell, toys aren't just for solo masturbation and you're right so let's move to the next point...

Sell me a sex toy but in a plain box so I won't see any nudity... well, unless you're stuffing a dildo in your partners box in the dark - you're gonna' get an eye full anyways.... Is he going to ensure that toys are only sold to married couples and used only while with each other?

This one he won't have to enforce himself... after all, God will know if the wife pulls out the pleasure pumper when the hubby's at work!

So why not take out an ad in the church bulletin? Only the devil works in the dark and behind the scenes! If you're doing something you have to be ashamed of .... should you be doing it?
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I wonder if the local Christian Supply store stocks such inventory.
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:21 AM   #23
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thats really funny....what did you say ?
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:35 PM   #24
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they are not sex toys.. they are novelty items! For novelty reasons. What people use them for, you can't help it or stop them

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To me, that goes to show the hypocrisy when dealing with Christians.

Many religions look down upon masturbation and toys are certainly an instrument for that - is he going to check a person's religion and sell toys only to those who's religion don't preach against it?

So you say well hell, toys aren't just for solo masturbation and you're right so let's move to the next point...

Sell me a sex toy but in a plain box so I won't see any nudity... well, unless you're stuffing a dildo in your partners box in the dark - you're gonna' get an eye full anyways.... Is he going to ensure that toys are only sold to married couples and used only while with each other?

This one he won't have to enforce himself... after all, God will know if the wife pulls out the pleasure pumper when the hubby's at work!

So why not take out an ad in the church bulletin? Only the devil works in the dark and behind the scenes! If you're doing something you have to be ashamed of .... should you be doing it?
To me, that goes to show the hypocrisy when dealing with some webmasters. Always judging others.

And you would not put it in a church bulletin for the same reasons Target and Walmart don't put ads there.
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Might be funny but i bet the guy would make a bundle off that idea.
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:26 PM   #28
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thats really funny....what did you say ?
I didn't say ANYTHING, when my husband came out here and asked me what he should say to him and how to handle it, I.. being the rude bitch that I am, just bent over laughing.

I seriously wouldn't know how on earth he'd intend on promoting this or WHERE he would promote it.

I realize christians need/want sex too, but they don't do it in the "daylight".

I once had a Deacon of a church ask me if I was "on the internet" when I first started and I didn't know what the hell to say or do, so I simply said "would your church like it if you were on those kinds of sites?" and he never ever said another word about it. At this time, the only way to access MY pics was to pay for them via an AVS system. lmao
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I should also mention, when I was working with dialers. MANY MANY years ago, I had more than a handful of Pastor's calling me asking how to get them off their Church computers, but you know? Not one of them ever fought me on the bills, they paid them and apologized to me for taking MY time..... so yes I know for a fact Christians DO buy porn, I have proof they do, even from the CHURCH computers. lmao

So I guess, why the hell not promote the toys in the church bulletins, go right to the source of it.
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Whoa... what a fucking brilliant idea.

There are shitloads of non-fundamentalist christians who are not specifically against masturbation or the use of toys in the marriage bed, but many of them are very much opposed to porn. Or, even if they aren't, at least they don't want to have anything to do with it.

An adult toystore that is explicitly non-explicit and is aimed towards christian married couples could do immensely well. Hell, just think of the press coverage you could get with it.

Better yet, with the rise of christian marriage-counseling, certain (moderate) religious groups would probably actively promote sites offering such products, as long as the sites were very clearly not pornographic, and aimed at married adults.
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lol, that's weird.. the fact that he speaks with the bible! Crazy!
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My husband has this friend, his best friend now since he was about 15. This friend has traveled all over the country, so he isn't like "protected" from the big bad world out there..... so he hits my husband up the other night and he knows what business I am in. You know what he wants?

OH, before I move on, this guy is a Christian, to the point he wants to talk about Jesus almost anytime he speaks with my husband.....so.....

He wants to know how to go about setting up an Adult TOY store for Christians. One where they can buy adult toys without being subjected to porn.. or nudity or anything of this kind.. you know? Dildos, and the like.

I nearly pissed my pants laughing and thought I'd give you all a chance to laugh too, EVERYONE needs a good laugh every now and again. lmao
hur story is nice...but mine is not....i work hard to earn ...and get nothing...
have u heard silvercash ?
dont join this affliate program ..ok?
I am from the Philippines and i hasnt been paid for almost 6 months...
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:10 PM   #35
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To me, that goes to show the hypocrisy when dealing with some webmasters. Always judging others.

And you would not put it in a church bulletin for the same reasons Target and Walmart don't put ads there.
do not join the silvercash affiliate program..they are not paying us..
perhaps..only in the Philippines ?
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how can this affiliate program ( slivercash ) ignore the affiliates in the Philippines ? We are not getting paid..!!!!!!!!!!!
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how can this affiliate program ( slivercash ) ignore the affiliates in the Philippines ? We are not getting paid..!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you hijacking my thread? lol

I am sorry you are not getting paid, but honestly, do you think they are going to see you posted this in an inconspicious place and it is going to be seen? Contact them on ICQ or email or by phone where they can actually respond to you.
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